George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
It’s shocking I tell you many parents have figured out sugar loaded cereal for their kids breakfasts everyday may not be the best choice even if it’s easy. Shocking just shocking.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-31
George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-31
Jews did this
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1 Honk4Tits 2018-10-31
"The only left wing I want in my cereal is Toucan Sam's amputated wing" - Republitards probably.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-10-31
It’s shocking I tell you many parents have figured out sugar loaded cereal for their kids breakfasts everyday may not be the best choice even if it’s easy. Shocking just shocking.
1 scatmunchies 2018-10-31
Microwaving eggs is disgusting and you deserve the fate that will befall you when the revolution comes.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-31
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1 UnoriginalStanger 2018-10-31
White people nonsense.
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-31
> not taking your eggs rectally
smdh
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-10-31
General Mills dropped five percent this morning because of this. I bought some calls and made the fastest buck I've gotten from a Boomer stock.