I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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Literally who is this and why should I care?

one of the greatest MAGA lolcows to ever exist

He also put his own name in the company's domain record lel

u/MeowingCows only scratched the surface. It's a total shit show. Philip DeFranco did a decent summary in his last vid which is pretty comprehensive.

That was a confusing inbox for me.

This is just embarrassing.

Perhaps his mom is the aggrieved party? Has anyone checked to see if she’s staying at the holiday Inn?

Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

They better be POV 4k with VR capability

If she didn’t know then who dropped him off?

Only the biggest announcements are made at the Holiday Inn.

The Q&A is getting heated! Jacob Burkman defends Jacob Wohl's age: "Jacob is a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart."

You can’t talk that way about a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart!

Just when you think they couldn't possibly get more retarded.

> Believe all women

> But not her she's attacking OURGUY

Team mommy, AMIRITE?

Imagine trying to defend this lolbuffalo unironically

Virgin Wohl:

>uses mommy's phone for voicemail

>can't find a woman to play victim for him, nobody's ever even seen her

>I d-don't b-buhleeve wah-men, b-but this one was c-credible...

>makes shitty Youtube videos to drive hype for his press conferences

Chad Avenetti:

>Trolls constantly irl and on twitter

>His client is still-active pornstar and you can see her nudes for free

>Already lost his case, but doesn't give a shit

>Goes on prime time TV and mainstream talk shows constantly to drive hype

As a side note, a long time ago there was some question about if Trump was "DD" in the documents: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPn7lClQKic

Everything else aside I really, really want Avenatti to run and be taken seriously. Can you imagine how incredible a live Daddy/Avenatti debate would be?

Ooh, I like lolbuffalo. We use every part of the drama!

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I'm 60 years old

Retarded boomer desperate to defend daddy. Imagine my surprise.

How many extra chromosomes are you on, fam?

Mueller is so alpha he doesn't need to resort to the level of male feminists and daddy to get gussy bucko

Yeah it's definitely disbelief based on party and not that his source is an "intelligence" company he started himself, but tried to conceal by using his own picture but darkened, and his mom's phone number as a contact info, pictures of random celebrities as employees.

Nah, it's definitely legit and its just party politics.

Let’s see if an actual woman even shows up, unlike Burkman’s last press conference.

This really isn't the gotcha you """think""" it is. You should update to the latest firmware.

Give the pede a break, he's a 60 year old boomer that denies evolution, this is really as good as it's going to get

That posting history...

Yikes. This is about as far from radical centrism as you can get.

Lmao this Holiday Inn briefing is going to bring the whole democratic charade down, I just know it

Saying this ironically right?

Of course not. Everyone knows the downfall of any major political party starts at Holiday Inn

Everyone knows you hold the event at a Chilli's 🌶

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back

The woman has to not be made up before we can even get to the step of "do we believe her" my dude..

But you're not a partisan shitbag right? I mean when it comes out that this is totally bullshit made up false accusations you're going to call for prison time for these guys and you're going to go around citing this as an example of the entire right and how you can't trust them at all because they do shit like this, just like you did with the left, right?

News flash: this was all found to be total bullshit days ago, but the fact that news hasn't reached you is in no way surprising.

Believe all women

in this case, the women are literally not accusing mueller of anything, and literally accusing these retards of paying them to make false accusations

sorry grandpa, when you post outside of /r/the_donald, people use enough critical thinking to see your retardation

MOMMY DEFENSE TEAM ASSEMBLE

im just gonna pretend "mommy" refers to mueller, because otherwise the level of clinton derangement syndrome here is too depressing

i also find it fun that out of 10+ replies i was the one who triggered you into this spergout 🤭

I only get one reply here every nine minutes, so you're the weener with the most recent sperge here, NPC

imagine if i was sperging out on you about romney right now

thats what you are

I didn't vote for Romney, tard, I voted for Obama

i didnt vote for hillary clinton so now what

Neat. [bender.gif]

You’re literally retarded.

Damn, your scripts are broken.

I knew if I kept calling it mommy then eventually you'd show up.

You're a 60 year old regurgitating some edgy 13 year old's maymays LMAO

LOWENERGYNPC!

I voted against mommy! Also against daddy. That's why no one loves me... ☹

REPORTING IN

No, you're a pathetic, disgusting piece of shit. You don't have to be a feminist to know rape is wrong. You just have to be a decent human, which you are obviously not.

I hope your "loving female partner" knows you promote rape on Reddit. You make me sick. I bet you "drink to forget" how much a a shitty excuse for a person you are.

Ps. she didn't friend him on facebook, she just never deleted him so she could keep tabs on him. You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

EDIT: You know what? I'm not going to interact with someone as disgusting as you. You don't deserve my time or effort. You're worthless. I'm blocking you so I do't have to deal with your absolutely pathetic rapist bullshit.

Show your mum and "loving female partner" what you've written here. Go on. Tell them all about how you think a rape victim (who was drugged and held down) "liked it". Go on. I'm sure it'll go down great.

Take a look at yourself. You're a bad person. You can change though, if you really try. It's really not hard to be a good person. It just takes a teeeeeny amount of empathy. Byenow asswipe.

-8/10 pasta

NPC

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I still get called a cuck on occasion.

It's nice to see they mix things up by using one of two messages. Almost makes it seem like they have a brain.

I hope i'm not to late to be called a NPC by a cucked boomer.

I wish Charlie had smeared more feces on your punji stick.

OK, this one is good.

I wouldn't have used the ableist slur though. I know you're probably tired of hearing it but it's true.

This is why liberals can't have nice things.

Ok this is epic

The more I think about it, the nastier the charges are likely to be.

What’s? You don’t believe these guys are on the up and up?

Serious shit about to go down as the Rosslyn Hioliday Inn.

You thought it was grandpa tick tock, but it was me, Dio!

At least he’s got the support of…

* checks notes *

…John Gotti’s daughter.

literally who?

The Teflon Don's daughter apparently

Between accusing the bombs / synagogue shooting of being a false flag, accusing the Migrant Caravan of being a Soros plot, and this...

...Are republicans having a contest for how many retarded conspiracy theories they can spout before the midterms?

The recession cause a lot of whites to lose their job and labor force participation rate still hasn't bounced back for white people. There are simply too many losers with lots of time on their hands.

Which is why fentanyl is such an important force for good in America today.

Plot-twist: He's actually being paid by (((Soros))) to make the right look retarded

That'd be like paying Jehovah's Witnesses to go around their neighborhoods and annoy the shit out of everyone.

I never understood the facilitation around Soros, he does nothing different than any other billionaire campaign donor. Why are they obsessed with him specifically.

Deep state, lib-tards, hol-i-day inn

Yuge turnout. Yuge.

Clearly everybody involved in this is a left wing shill, right? They owed as right wing nut jobs for years just to orchestrate this. There is no depth too low for The Left.

I mean, either that or these right wing whack jobs did a bad job with their hit piece. Could be either one really.

Really? In Rosslyn? They couldn't afford a space in DC?

Lol I was thinking the same thing.

It's where all the deepthroat when down during Watergate. Maybe there going for symbolism?

But Holiday Inn? Rotfl

He looks like a twink.

Conservative, Trump Supporter, Zionist

Would anything of value be lost if the synagogue shooter shot up zionist trumpsters rather than jews?

Cemetery space?

YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD, BRIAN