My girlfriend called me a paedophile once. I said "That's a pretty big word for a 12 year old. Also you are wrong as this is technically speaking hebephilia."
Yeah this is completely retarded. She supposedly got a full page article about her ex bf into some ubiquitious local paper without a single other person seeing it before that shit went to print? They weren't aware until OP called them? They didn't immediately refer that shit to their lawyers?
The most ridiculous part of this is the idea that lots of people read their local paper cover to cover.
They're almost exclusively ads for local businesses disguised as articles, mixed in with humdrum news about whether or not the local softball team made it to regionals or not.
I legit know no one who keeps up with them in any capacity except for old folks in retirement homes with nothing better to do all day and homeless people who use them as toilet paper.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-01
This, but unironically.
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1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-01
Amen Snappy
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-11-01
Based and snappypilled
1 maetrix 2018-11-01
Sentient bot is sentient
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-11-01
MRA troll fic
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
aren't they all?
1 seshfan2 2018-11-01
"Troll fic!! Troll fic!" is just the "You guys know wrestling isn't real, right?" of /r/legaladvice.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-11-01
It helps to make it at least a little realistic. No newspaper would post a full page libel suit waiting to happen.
1 shaneoffline 2018-11-01
Please be true. It's not, but please.
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-11-01
Untrue and homosexual in nature.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-11-01
Homosexuals aren't pedophiles, bigot.
1 chunk_o 2018-11-01
Lol
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
My girlfriend called me a paedophile once. I said "That's a pretty big word for a 12 year old. Also you are wrong as this is technically speaking hebephilia."
1 error404brain 2018-11-01
lmao
1 Megazor 2018-11-01
TIL that the Prophet PBUH is into anime too
1 JabroniMark99 2018-11-01
Pretty great joke. Got me laughing tbh family. 🤗🤗🤗
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-11-01
Grande si cierto
1 CherryKirsche 2018-11-01
Everytime my girlfriend is mad with me, I remind her that I am at least not a pedophile.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-01
And then you give her back her Bratz doll?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-11-01
More LA trolling. This one isn't even believable.
1 dramasexual 2018-11-01
Yeah this is completely retarded. She supposedly got a full page article about her ex bf into some ubiquitious local paper without a single other person seeing it before that shit went to print? They weren't aware until OP called them? They didn't immediately refer that shit to their lawyers?
Naw son.
1 L0rdenglish 2018-11-01
what are you talking about, she just did a quick edit of the google doc before they hit print
1 Osterion 2018-11-01
If this was real, the paper's refraction would be on top of Reddit because this is their favorite kind of news.
1 e-guy 2018-11-01
The most ridiculous part of this is the idea that lots of people read their local paper cover to cover.
They're almost exclusively ads for local businesses disguised as articles, mixed in with humdrum news about whether or not the local softball team made it to regionals or not.
I legit know no one who keeps up with them in any capacity except for old folks in retirement homes with nothing better to do all day and homeless people who use them as toilet paper.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-01
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wonderous femininity!
1 Ghirarims_Nose 2018-11-01
hmmm
1 KingWayneX 2018-11-01
I believe it is translated graffiti from Pompeii. So, very, very stale pasta.