Mueller risked it all for this

1  2018-11-01 by itsnotmyfault

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Apparently the Mueller allegation comes from a Carolyn(e) Cass who is a fashion designer. Full press conference: https://www.pscp.tv/CassandraRules/1mrxmYqqjrnxy

This is the first thing I got from Google.

The entire press conference was a shitshow:

The Carolyn(e) Cass thing was particularly hilarious. He was like "You guys figure it out". Couldn't fucking even spell her name.

She's "gone to schools all over the world" and "came from a good family". Tried to avoid mentioning actual schools, but eventually mentioned Fashion Designer, Parson's at NYU and Art Institute of Dallas.

And she'd only ever heard of Robert Mueller or read the news in 2018. Also, she freaking responded to his CRAIGSLIST AD? WHAT?

Wait, is this her? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acu4DcToHpY Or maybe this "kitty" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bno02qEdYuk ILLUSTRIOUS BACKGROUND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbOBe-Vc0DE

They also refer to her as a child at 25 that doesn't know what the FBI is or does, but Wohl is a 20 year old Mozart-like prodigy that is totally perfect for this investigation.