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You know. I always keep thinking "My God, the left is just hitting it out of the ballpark when it comes to retardation. But then, the right alwsys just has to be like "Let me show you real retardation." And do something to one up them.

The Gateway Pundit has even "suspended their relationship" with Jacob Wohl over this lmao

Add a closing quotation mark you fucking plebian.

No way I'm an anarchist

"What in tardation."

Democrats: Let's run stupid gun laws and shoot ourselves in the foot!

Republicans: You think that shit's cray? Lemme run roy moore the Pedo because at least he isn't blue!

The whole thing is ridiculous from every angle. These retards are obviously just making shit up, and the "believe waman" crowd is now loudly crowing on about false accusations.

They are believing women- the women saying they were offered money to accuse the guy.

Conservadroids (50% of the American population) all believe that these allegations are essentially as unsupported as Ford's sworn testimony, and that they have caught libcucks in some fundamental hypocrisy that proves how evil they are.

Imagine not being able to tell the difference between this situation and the Kavanaugh one

hashtagbelievewomenifitfitsournarrative

Mueller? I hardly knew ‘er.

You can look up this guy's record as a financial industry prodigy (youngest person ever banned for life from the futures industry), I don't know why the news isn't just "dude's a shit-tier conman".

Is he the little shit that convinced a bunch of people to buy a specific set of stock, so he could increase his shares prices, then sold once he had a good margin, dropping the bottom out of the stock? Like the literal thing thay caused black Tuesday?

50 cent?

I don't think he was up to anything so clever.

Here is the National Futures Association Complaint against him.

A bit legalistic & boring but basically:

• We industry regulators heard this 18 y/o who signed up as a member of our National Futures Association was running scams.
• We sent examiners to his main office address which was a house, where he didn't answer but instead took video from his second floor window.
• The examiners went to his recordkeeping address which was a college.
• The examiners went to his final provided contact address, which was a house where his 12 y/o brother said Jacob didn't live there.
• His dad called & e-mailed us saying the examiners have been reported to the police for stalking and harassment.

Jacob Wohl's Answer to the complaint is a briefer, more amusing read, because this guy can't even use grammatical English in his reply to some non-governmental business officials yet he thinks he's going to take out Mueller.

Nah it appears he just stole peoples money for hookers and blow. Like he literally made people invest and then withdrew money.

I don't know if this has happened in previous generations, but it seems like there are tons of fucking stupid kids making enormously terrible financial decisions. I'm only 21 and there are idiots like Jacob Wohl and that gay guy from Tanacon who are both younger than me and have already fucked over more people than I have ever met.

I gotta applaud their dedication. Here I am on one of the worst subs Reddit has to offer, sitting in my bedroom, not making any stupid decisions.

IDK does going into the hole with student loan debt count as fucking yourself over? I'm only 23 and on that negative net worth train.

Mueller gets feds involved in 'false' allegations of sexual harassment

Special counsel Robert Mueller has asked the FBI to investigate a scheme in which women were offered money to fabricate sexual harassment allegations against him, his spokesman said Tuesday.

Several journalists received an email almost two weeks ago from someone claiming she was offered $20,000 and other benefits if she would sign a sworn affidavit accusing Mr. Mueller of sexual misconduct and workplace harassment.

This could get interesting.

They still had it?

Did they manage to dig up a woman to get paid to lie after all?

They claim they have one, but she panicked this morning and got on a plain to an undisclosed location.

Also couldn't explain how she contacted a fake company that just came into existence, like where that company was advertised ("Angie's list, craigslist classified" lmao), no examples of any ads in existence.

Timestamp of the good part?

0:00-47:16

Jacob Wohl now has a wikipedia page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Wohl?wprov=sfti1

How fast until he khs

He's too narcissistic for that.

Trying to liven up a dead investigation it seems.