What kind of things will the teenage girls of the future be into?
1 2018-11-01 by BigTiddyAnimeWaifu
As a future uncle I'm trying to prepare for my role as a hip, fresh uncle in advance. However I have no clue what kind of stuff teen girls 15 years from now will be into so I think I should prepare now to be ready by then. Will they still feel misunderstood by their peers and make online Tumblr posts about their unique soul lives? Will they still listen to The Smiths? Do teenage girls nowadays even still listen to The Smiths? Or what kind of bands will be popular with teenage girls by then?
23 comments
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-01
Are you the real uncle or more of a “step uncle”?
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
The fuck is a step uncle? I'm a real uncle, my oldest brother is having a daughter
1 MDEfugeesOUT 2018-11-01
The creepy kind who has a basement movie set
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
I want one of those. I'm a bit of a cinephile and having a high quality home cinema setup sounds pretty nice.
1 bettie18 2018-11-01
She's probably going to be really into BBC. Get on Craigslist and line up a young bull now.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
we don't have blacks around these parts, only Muslims. Also I'm pretty sure she'll be a lesbian
1 [deleted] 2018-11-01
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1 Leakylocks 2018-11-01
Not you
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
ew
1 duckraul2 2018-11-01
Radical centrism
1 acidoverbasic 2018-11-01
You're not fooling anyone, Fritz 😒
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-11-01
The Smiths fanbase in mayo countries consists almost entirely of hipsters in their 20s who listen to LPs on Crosley record players. Don't buy The Smiths discography on record for your niece.
I have a feeling anarcho punk could be big with girls in future. Get her a copy of Discharge - Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing for her 13th birthday.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
I'll get her that and a collection of Nick Drake vinyl records. I think he resonates well with teenage angst.
1 Femicide 2018-11-01
yo that's a good album.
1 HeroicIncelDesi 2018-11-01
Im hoping bald skinny fat Indians who work as API engineers
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
My niece could never love a skinny fat
1 HeroicIncelDesi 2018-11-01
Cope
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-01
Not you OP, and not /u/masterlawlz
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-01
I'd hope so, incest is wrong but liking a chubby autists is worse
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-11-01
Bein skanky ass thots
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-01
Bad boys and cocaine.
1 killwhitepeoplexD 2018-11-01
hopefully me
1 soberlight 2018-11-01
Overweight unwashed basement dwellers that possess deep lore.