I respect Hitler but I don't idolize him. He is partly to blame for the loss of the Reich and the destruction of Fascism's public image. He done fucked up, but he is still one of the greats.
So that was how I and Liu Aixiang were wrestling with each other. But she was bigger and stronger than me and she kicked me a few times in the belly! Still, I managed to slap her in the face as well as give her a punch. I also scratched her in the face with my nails. But my colleagues told me later that my blows were weak and I left no marks on her face. Instead, her slap caused my face to swell under the eye.
Frankly speaking, my belly hurts a bit right now. Liu Aixiang must weight at least 60 kilograms. There is a bruise on my leg where she kicked me. And why did I trim down my fingernails the day before! No wonder my scratching left no mark on her face. I am going to get sharp nails tomorrow so that I can make bloody holes in her face! Does that sound nasty!? But that would be nothing compared to my breaking the glass door on the bookshelf. That was something that only appears as movie special effects!
In the sequel she finds an ancient master to train her and wins the rematch
Or she plants seditious materials on Liu's computer, tips off the authorities, and then laughs as her rival's entire family is dragged off to be worked to death in a sulfur mine.
They actually just force you to make Halloween decorations for a few years. This is scary for the Chinese, because they are superstitious and are convinced Michael Myers will come for them. They may have misunderstood the concept.
You got it wrong. You're actually thinking of the account of an Australian dude who was forced to make Christmas lights (and whipped with them if he was too slow, lol) in a Chinese prison.
I just finished dinner. I had five dishes. Then I went out to buy a lot of nutritional stuff. I need to replenish my physical strength in order to have another duel with that bitch.
I dated a jordanian chechnian, those fuckers just fight people for the sake of it. Sometimes I just want a nice normal white girl with nothing interesting going on.
When I was at college I used to join loads of groups to sort of learn and understand. But mostly to pick up lasses who were different from my normal menu of white chavs. UK is full of all sorts, even though she is a Jordanian Chechnian, some fucking Gordie had taught her English so she had a thick Newcastle accent when talking about her hatred of Arabs. Surprised me how much non Arab Muslims fucking despise Arab Muslims.
I was gonna say "you mean Arab non muslims" but so you're saying she's really a Chechnian Jordianian (i.e. Chechnyan but with a Jordanian passport) and living in the UK?
She is alright, bit of a nutcase, but fucking beautiful in appearance. She was a Muslim but she soon gave that up once uni and shit was happening, now I would say she is a bit of a feminazi (different from a feminist, she is hardcore into that shit, although once or twice we have hooked up for a bit of fun but somehow I am given a pass).
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-11-02
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-02
Quotes like these will get snappy suspended smh my head 😒
1 SpankyTheWonderPug 2018-11-02
Holy shit that is an exciting workplace environment
Financial news and kill bill style vendettas
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-02
Class struggle is dope as fuck, brother. 😵 😎
1 Redactor0 2018-11-02
One of my favorite parts:
Imagine going up to a woman who just got in a physical fight and trying to explain it to her in Marxist terms.
1 LightUmbra 2018-11-02
Imagine ever using Marxist terms.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-11-02
I think that's just a bad translation.
In context it's more like "seniority" or "hazing".
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-11-02
In the sequel she finds an ancient master to train her and wins the rematch
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-11-02
Or she plants seditious materials on Liu's computer, tips off the authorities, and then laughs as her rival's entire family is dragged off to be worked to death in a sulfur mine.
1 911roofer 2018-11-02
They actually just force you to make Halloween decorations for a few years. This is scary for the Chinese, because they are superstitious and are convinced Michael Myers will come for them. They may have misunderstood the concept.
1 Crusader_1096_2 2018-11-02
You got it wrong. You're actually thinking of the account of an Australian dude who was forced to make Christmas lights (and whipped with them if he was too slow, lol) in a Chinese prison.
1 JustLions 2018-11-02
Oh she already started her training.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-11-02
Dude this is just standard Chinese wimmin shit. I'm married to one of these insane bitches.
Makes me laugh that people in the west think girls here are these little cute China dolls.
1 Redactor0 2018-11-02
Mfw I have no Chinese waifu to come home at night and tell me how well her workplace battle went today... 😔
1 LowsideSlide 2018-11-02
It's because they think Chinese women act like Japanese women when they're polar opposites
1 SkipperPauline 2018-11-02
I dated a jordanian chechnian, those fuckers just fight people for the sake of it. Sometimes I just want a nice normal white girl with nothing interesting going on.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-11-02
Jordanian Chechnian? What the fuck are you a world travelling war reporter disguised as an oil sheik?
1 SkipperPauline 2018-11-02
When I was at college I used to join loads of groups to sort of learn and understand. But mostly to pick up lasses who were different from my normal menu of white chavs. UK is full of all sorts, even though she is a Jordanian Chechnian, some fucking Gordie had taught her English so she had a thick Newcastle accent when talking about her hatred of Arabs. Surprised me how much non Arab Muslims fucking despise Arab Muslims.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-11-02
I was gonna say "you mean Arab non muslims" but so you're saying she's really a Chechnian Jordianian (i.e. Chechnyan but with a Jordanian passport) and living in the UK?
Fun life. Im jealous, seems like a good girl.
1 SkipperPauline 2018-11-02
She is alright, bit of a nutcase, but fucking beautiful in appearance. She was a Muslim but she soon gave that up once uni and shit was happening, now I would say she is a bit of a feminazi (different from a feminist, she is hardcore into that shit, although once or twice we have hooked up for a bit of fun but somehow I am given a pass).
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-11-02
Iol, gotta take that teenage rebellion to the next level m8
1 Dildokin 2018-11-02
Oh ye, I have a vydia muslim friend who lives in Bangladesh, he can't stand Arabs, and Israel
1 no___justno 2018-11-02
ew
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-02
she's a qt. the no Chinese wife :(
1 Sniffposter30 2018-11-02
Can we mod a Chinese?
1 broden 2018-11-02
she'll be 11 years older
christmas cake
1 broden 2018-11-02
I can't waste my eyes on drama from 2007 sorry
1 33_44then12 2018-11-02
What kind of dogfart newspaper is this!
1 no___justno 2018-11-02
Fuck! Idiots! Perverts!
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-11-02
Chinese “people” lmao