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1 TheSomaCruz 2018-11-02
WTF I love Islam now.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-02
I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
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1 ksatriamelayu 2018-11-02
based
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-02
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1 Redactor0 2018-11-02
He's trying the ol' Chris Christie trick of making yourself look really wide so that it's not as obvious how far your gut is hanging out.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-11-02
That black ninja costume is helping to slim his figure as well.
1 [deleted] 2018-11-02
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1 OnionBits 2018-11-02
Inshallah
1 HelloCompanion 2018-11-02
A-alhamdulillah?
If you aren’t actually Muslim, then I offer you a “Praise Jesus, y’all!” Cool guy, really. Now, where’s my button to issue Shakira law?
1 stalejokesunlimited 2018-11-02
r/BazaarNinjaShit
1 sokolovey 2018-11-02
https://i.imgur.com/hCHN7SM.jpg
1 Kat_B0T 2018-11-02
That’s one fat Muslim! Do those countries even have fast food?
1 zwiebelhans 2018-11-02
Definitely have basements.
1 trump_pushes_mongo 2018-11-02
https://www.infoplease.com/world/health-and-social-statistics/fattest-countries-world
Lots of Middle Eastern and Pacific Island countries.
1 TheBatarang 2018-11-02
They certainly have neckbeards since the former leader of Al-Qaeda was one. Osama even played some anime porn game.
1 Megazor 2018-11-02
They love fast food
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/yp7bem/fast-food-delivery-is-the-strangest-new-fad-in-kuwait
1 Kat_B0T 2018-11-02
🤢🤢🤢