Day 52: Haj'Muhammed the IRS officer searches the streets for a mere ghost. For little does he know I have faked my death: a corpse that my family will believe to be me, hidden under the garden of my uncle's house. By now, the smell should be seeping up from the ground. The poor soul I murdered to replace me, I will never forget the look of sorrow and confusion in his eyes at his last breath.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-02
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 wwyzzerdd 2018-11-02
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1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-02
Hello, Nigerian prince here!
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-02
Day 52: Haj'Muhammed the IRS officer searches the streets for a mere ghost. For little does he know I have faked my death: a corpse that my family will believe to be me, hidden under the garden of my uncle's house. By now, the smell should be seeping up from the ground. The poor soul I murdered to replace me, I will never forget the look of sorrow and confusion in his eyes at his last breath.
1 benmarvin 2018-11-02
Same dude also made a post asking if he could use a water balloon for a condom. I honestly believe a person could be this stupid.