Literally insane r/justiceserved mods still gibbering about numbers and flairs, months after the entire userbase asks "What the fuck are you talking about??"

1  2018-11-03 by Starship_Litterbox_C

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This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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You may not like it, but these is what peak autism looks like.

i no like

i want off Mr Mods autism ride 😒😒😒

That's actually interesting, and I'm familiar with the popular game/meme of Mr Bones Wild Ride. According to this, the ride is 30,696 feet long.

3 + 0 + 6 + 9 + 6 = 6

3 + 0 + 6 + 9 + 6 = 24

2 + 4 = 6

6 is generally regarded as a good number, and that is definitely proven true. However, in this case it's quite interesting that the negative aspects of the number 6 are quite relevant to a long ride that leads to a potentially fatal end.

6 can be " a worrywart, suspicious, very anxious, paranoid, psychologically unstable, narcissistic, and cynical".

Obviously, once you're past the week+ point, you'll probably start to exhibit most of the above emotions. Worrysome, suspicious as to why this was done, obviously paranoid and unstable, then lastly going to being cynical about it.

I can just imagine some 4's trapped on the ride together during this, combined with their inherent anti-social behavior, taking it to weeks on end would be incredibly interesting if not a gruesome thought.

are you okay?

Yeah. Like I said, it's just hypothetical. Even if that ride was real, nobody would ride it. Just fun to think about, the world is amazing.

Isaac are you jerking off to numbers again?

Are you a human/bot hybrid?

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express three years ago.

Is this a joke or you actually a retard who believes in numerology?

You can call it whatever you want, it doesn't matter to a static force/laws. You can argue days on end that gravity is real or that the sun isn't going to rise, but that doesn't change the fact that it does.

There are arguments for and against almost every topic you can imagine, and while some topics/practices are restricted based on opinions, others simply cannot be. These are the laws of nature, the laws of the universe, and numerology is definitely in there - it's by far the most important.

Look around you - you are surrounded by numbers. In print, on labels, embossed into things, probably even on your wrist if you have a watch.

I feel bad for your loved ones to have to see someone fall into mental illness like this.

I doubt they really know at all, I think you are confusing what I'm describing with a form of religion that requires evangelism. There is no "Church of Numbers" I'm attending, there's no religious aspect to it at all (or cult, since some have also made that claim). It's just a hobby.

So no, my family doesn't worry about that as much as they do the fact I like following football or rc gliders as my other hobbies. I don't have a basement that's dimly lit covered with numbers on the wall or strings linking pinpoints on maps/charts.

Same for my employers - I work in the math field - from the assumptions made it seems like I'm working in some occult location. I teach math to 7th graders in a regular ordinary public school, if I were as "crazed" as you make me out to be, I'd obviously be fired immediately. Luckily, it's just a hobby that's not obsessive nor harmful. I don't try to preach numerology to my students, friends, or family. It's very doubtful any of them even know since it's not a very obvious hobby (team jerseys give away football, large scale gliders for RC, nothing but a couple journals on a shelf and a few computer files for numbers).

That all being said - I do thank you for your concern for a random person on the internet you don't and likely will never know. You're a very kind person, spread the love my friend.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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Its different kind of drama, rainman autism drama, i like it.

I mean, I do teach math but not at any high level, just 7th grade with the required college eduction for myself, of which most other than basic math is actually used in my day to day. End of year starts to get near the college level, but that's it.

Anyways, numerology isn't based on mathmatics. You don't have to be an amazing genius with math to understand or even excel at numerology. Someone could be able to recite 4556897 in their head instantly, but be bad at numerology.

Likewise, someone that's horrible at math, and can barely subtract might be great at numerology.

You know who else made people wear flair and marked them with numbers?

Your mom at the weekly gangbang

"Number 34-Orange? You'll be part of Group 14 today! Right this way :3"

There needs to be some clarification on this, there's so much bad energy around this topic that it's unnerving. First and foremost, none of the other mods do anything with flair - it's all automod. There's nobody that's assigning the flair to each individual user based on their opinions, that simply will not do. Automoderator has set conditions in which it determines the suitable flair character and flair colour for the user based on account data. Very simple.

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As to why, that's a question not many have asked, it's only been asked about what does it stand for, and it's just not relevant. It's like the moon - that's not relevant to us, it's all about the sun. People focussed on the close up object they can't see the thing literally all life envelops. Moving on to the question of why.

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As you all know, the world and universe works on numbers. Each number is important and has it's own intrinsic value outside of what humans (or even other civilizations) assign to them. The number 11 is not just an integer equal to eleven increments of the one, but is deeply rooted into each individuals subconscious. The gut feeling you have - that's the 11. Balanced out since it's similar to 2 (1+1=2), all the bad aspects are removed and only the good remain. This is why the eleventh day and the eleventh month (praise November) are lucky months.

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Assigning numerical flairs to users is a way of showing their true nature and feelings, and overall ability to contribute not only to the subreddit but to karma in general. Obviously you can see the users with - let's call them upsetting - numbers are often harsh in tone, while those with 2 or "A" - which is hexidecimal for 11 - are generally the users that spread the most compassion and make understanding, rational arguments.

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This is just for observation, obviously each individual will have their own greater number, which is their birth number. This isn't someone trying to make claims to change your birth number, it's just for observation. Nothing short of Kam-Al could actually change someones birth number, and that's not been done for a VERY, VERY long time.

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If it's that bothersome, there's usually a way to disable the flairs from showing up by using developer options, and running basic code to remove html content with the specific class/id's for flair. Shouldn't hurt the css much, at most it should just shift it over a bit on the same line.

I've known more coherent downies.

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Can you imagine, being torched by a bot on a bussylover drama subreddit? This is what skynet looks like at its infancy.

I laughed at this

What is the meaning of "bussylover"?

I am the Faginator, relinquish your bussy to me!

Bad bot

Please refrain from making more offensive jokes about aussie shitposters in the future

Thank you

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

What if I just keep my windows shut?

lmao did a human actually just write all this? Is this a joke?

Yes, the bot that uses this account often needs a bit of human assistance, and that's me. It's normally a posting bot account for /r/justiceserved for special occasions, and also does a little behind the scenes work via python when it's needed.

Everything after 2 months ago - when we last used the bot for posting - is all a humans doing.

Damn I hate being wrong. I knew it was either a markov chain text generator or an incredibly autistic/schizophrenic human. Please get medicated.

I thank you for your concern, but I'm not mentally unstable nor do I have auditory/visual hallucinations. I just like numbers and the value they hold.

Do the numbers ever tell you to hurt yourself or other people in the secret messages held within them?

Only the numbers in my checking account balance do that. /s

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^^^Numbers ^^^can't ^^^talk ^^^- ^^^they ^^^are ^^^not ^^^tangible ^^^or ^^^capable ^^^of ^^^doing ^^^so.

You seem cool tbh, it would probably make a lot of people less confused if you said it's about numerology in the /r/JusticeServed post though.

Oh that would not be good, that'd be a shitshow. Keeping the drama in /r/drama is for the best, and to be honest a bit fun to see peoples genuine reactions to such a petty belief.

So like is there a guide to numerology or something, or do you formalise the rules yourself?

I mean, I don't make this stuff up, it's all been written long before my time, and has always existed in the eternal infinite (BLESS HIM). Numbers don't change, no matter if humans are here to read them or not.

The human body is just numbers. That's it. Every small thing down to the atoms are based on numbers, down to string theory. Can't have a theory without numbers, right? There you go. Numbers are everywhere and they are absolutely glorious. glorious. Glorious!

Let's take your username - pisserpatterwater. It has a name number of 64.

You have a Name Deisty of 1 - that's amazing. You are a Leader, Independant, & Creative. I can assure you this is true.

Your Soul Urge Number is 9. This is based on the vowels in your name. You are heavily linked to mars (bet that explains a LOT!) and have a desire to help humanity. You're a good person. \

Your dream number is also 1, meaning you are ruled by the sun (woah there, both Mars and the sun, careful now). You have an amazing username, and while it's not your actual name there are obviously going to be partitions of it into your soul. You created it, it's part of you, and will return its rewards TO you.

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

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Thanks, that unironically clarified a lot for me.

I just like numbers and the value they hold.

Soooo, when you look at a fork for example, is it 43 because of 4 tines, 3 spaces between them, or the dreaded 34 instead?

Well, it'd never be 34 since you're looking at two different "parts". A set of forks could equal compounding numbers, but a single fork with different numbers for different aspects won't compound, they are individuals.

So it'd be a 3 and a separate 4.

However, 34 isn't a bad number in numerology, only in asian traditions because the pronunciation of the trailing "4" sounds like "easy to die".

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Exactly what a robot would say.

Nigga what the fuck are you even talking about

Numbers yo

"A" - which is hexidecimal for 11

A = 10

Did I just destroy your worldview?

Of course not silly, simply a typo that's been corrected. Just typed the wrong letter, A instead of B.

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If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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You have to put 4 spaces before each line to properly format that encrypted message. I wouldn't be able to decrypt it anyways, I'd have to have the private key that matches your pub key.

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I like numbers, but this isn't really up my alley decoding/encoding. More /r/arg stuff.

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As you all know, the world and universe works on numbers

No. We don't know. Tell us more.

Mathematics is the universal language - not the math or symbols you may think of such as our latin characters, roman numerals, etc or even our mathematics symbols. The concept of math is universal, meaning one item set next to another of the same item will result in two items. Taking one thing away from a group of 4 leaves 3. The wavelength of the hyperfine transition of hydrogen is a static value that doesn't change - we may write it differently than others, but the actual value is the same across the universe.

Numbers are everywhere. But that doesn't mean they just are for assigning values, each of those values has inherent traits they pass on. Just like certain colours or temperatures, there are traits associated with each value. Numerology, despite being often dragged through the proverbial mud, is the study of those numbers and their ability to reflect on life itself, down into the soul of creatures (not just humans).

Numerology, despite being often dragged through the proverbial mud, is the study of those numbers and their ability to reflect on life itself, down into the soul of creatures (not just humans).

Are you off your prescription meds, or are you on something you shouldn't be?

C'mon now, you asked me to tell you more and I did just that. If you think people that believe in "outside the box" thinking needs to be medicated, there are many other groups that would qualify far before numerologists - like Scientologists, Flat Earthers, & Kayne West.

"I'm slightly less crazy than people in cults!"

Umm, well done?

One is a terrifying and kidnappy cult, one is people that enjoy numbers. One actively seeks out participants to perform background check on to find blackmail for extortion, the others make youtube videos about numbers. One gains access to thousands of classified files of the US government and continues to use it against them to levy favors without any form of criminal charges filed, one - well - doesn't do that.

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You went full-retard by harvesting nonsense data over an entire year, and then allocated everyone who posted in a subreddit a number and a colour for no better reason than to salve your crippling autism. You're one jug of bad Kool-aid away from Jonestown, sonny.

No clue why you think that, but it's incorrect. It took 18 minutes to collect all 100,000+ user flair data by a simple python script and raspberrypi. Automod took care of assigning flair, it wasn't done manually.

Jonestown didn't use Kool-Aid, they used a knockoff brand called "Flavor-Aid".

"I have automated my crippling autism to the point I can research other cults to get pointers".

You're not really selling me on this not being fucking weird, dude.

You're sensationalizing quite a bit. I like numbers and I took 30 seconds to look up the brand of flavored drink on wikipedia - not quite crippling autism and cult research.

But hey - to each their own. Personally I'd prefer to assume there are not as many crazy people in the world looking to do harm, but some people have other views. Just don't let it get to you too much, okay buddy, stress isn't a good thing.

There are much crazier rabbitholes to jump into than numerology. And I get it - it seems like a crazy idea to you, and thus you assume I'm mentally unstable.

When someone's first instinct is to compare themselves to actual, full-blown cultists as proof they're not quite batshit insane, something is up.

Maybe you should have programmed that raspberry pi to remind you when to take your meds.

You're the one that brought up the Jonestown Cult, not me.

No idea why you would use a raspi for reminding you of meds, that's something alexa could do. If you are stuck on building it, then an arduino platform is much more suitable, no reason to shell out $35 on a raspi when a $3 trinket will do perfectly (unless you want audio, that's a whole other set of shields).

How broken do you have to be to think the brand of drink or the kind of alarm matters? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

You're really making a big push towards the whole broken/cult thing. Like i said, I never mentioned cults or anything until you brought it up. I just pointed out they didn't use Kool Aid by means of 30 seconds of wikipedia, which to you is obsessive.

I'm not broken or mentally ill, nor and I cult or part of one. I like numbers. You are obsessing far too much into some random persons personal interest.

As far as the alarm, it matters depending on what you are building. Again, you brought up the alarm, not me.

Next are you going to grill me on not using emojies like you, or about some other word I put into my responce that you want to make into some unrelated massive ordeal?

Perhaps this is some secret message that I'm off to sacrifice animals to the gods you think I believe in, or maybe I'm going to drink some poison kool aid with my congregation?

I never mentioned cults

Scientology is a cult, bucko.

My god it's beautiful, and you just stumbled in here? You need to stay here forever mate.

I got a message from totesmessangerbot saying my original post was linked, and I came over.

The wavelength of the hyperfine transition of hydrogen is a static value that doesn't change

So when the actual numbers that the universe runs on, like parameters of field equations etc, say that such and such thing should happen, and then your numbers, based on arbitrary rules based on arbitrary encodings of arbitrarily pronounced words, say that a different thing should happen, which do you think wins every single time?

Our concept of math is useless on a universal scale. Only the representation of the values would be important. Changing the character representation of the value does not change the value - in your example, universal constant doesn't care what character is representing it, it stays the same.

Let's take Oxygen. 8 Protons. If you change the representation of 8 to, say, ΒΆ, that doesn't change how many protons are in an oxygen atom, it just means the symbol we use to denote that value has changed.

Changing the character representation of the value does not change the value

Exactly, so when you go and say "According to this, the ride is 30,696 feet long" and then do your craft on the number 30696, what are you expecting to get?

Accuracy. If you change the representation of the number, the ride wouldn't just magically be shorter or longer - it'll stay the same length.

Numerology is not focused on just our own numbers - you'll get the same results if you look at roman numerals. The language/characters used doesn't matter, just the value itself.

You add up the digits of the number 30696, based on some dude's foot length. If that due clipped his toenails the morning before his foot was measured, we could've been talking about 30578, 30123, 30287 and so on, resulting in a uniform distribution over possible sums of numbers. What could that possibly tell us?

Numerology is not focused on just our own numbers - you'll get the same results if you look at roman numerals.

How interesting. I don't know how you add up roman digits, but are you aware that adding up decimal and hexadecimal digits usually gives different results?

The length of a foot does not change - originally it came from some guys foot, but not anymore. You don't go to the local shoemaker to get rulers, do you?

I never said hexidecimal, I said roman which is base 10. Obviously if you try to add numbers of different bases it won't work out quite right. To my point, you can exchange any base10 counting system within another and it still works.

Also, hexidecimal is base16 but that's based on the original base10 - you don't actually do mathematics with hexidecimal in raw hex, do you? It's converted to base10 for ease of calculation since humans are base10 creatures (10 fingers).

The length of a foot does not change - originally it came from some guys foot, but not anymore.

Yeah, but that was a totally arbitrary guy, much more arbitrary than the hyperfine line of the hydrogen. Why do you think that the Universe talks to you in multiples of some medieval English guy's foot length?

I never said hexidecimal, I said roman which is base 10.

Calling roman "base 10" is a hot take, but whatever, why base 10 at all? Do you think that humans having 10 fingers and then also deciding to use said 10 fingers for counting is a manifestation of some deep universal truth?

A lot of peoples counted in base 12. Were they entirely deprived of the wonders of numerology by the cruel fate?

Programmers count in base 2, 8, or 16. The French use their toes for counting as well, being directly descended from monkeys, so 80 is "four times twenty" in their language.

How do you get universal significance from this arbitrariness?

you don't actually do mathematics with hexidecimal in raw hex, do you?

Obviously I do, that's the point of using it.

Sorry but if you think I'm to believe you do not use base10 in any fashion of your life or mathematics, then there's not much I can help you with.

I'm not sure you understand the concept of different counting styles - they are all based on coutning values, just in different ways. You are assuming base 10 and base 16 are completely different - the value of X in decimal or hex doesn't matter - it's the same value.

Sorry but if you think I'm to believe you do not use base10 in any fashion of your life or mathematics, then there's not much I can help you with.

I do use base10 of course but I also use base24 for reasoning about time, base16 and occasionally base2 and base8 for computer stuff, and I just don't see how base10 is privileged, as far as the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE is considered.

You are assuming base 10 and base 16 are completely different - the value of X in decimal or hex doesn't matter - it's the same value.

30696 = 0x77e8 = 7 + 7 + E + 8 = 36 = 9.

When you try to figure out what a large number means by adding up its digits in some base, you introduce the base, the result depends on the base, you make it all about the accident of counting stuff on our ten fingers and not on five fingers, 20 fingers and toes, 16 bits, or 12 because it's useful.

Considering whether this qualifies as a normal human interaction should be the sole diagnostic test for autism.

Considering whether this qualifies as a normal human interaction

That's a low bar for most of reddit.

there's so much bad energy around this topic that it's unnerving.

Please stop I'm in physical pain.

I mean, it's basic CSS and there are a LOT of web development subreddits with substantial amounts of users. /r/CSSHelp is a good place to start if you are interested.

You know who else wanted to separate people by color? πŸ€”πŸ€”

Sports Teams. I know, it's horrible.

Also Willy Wonka. He had strict segregation between humans/Oompa Loompa.

Segregating the short orange people I can get behind though.

This is what happen when you homeschool your kids math

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