β€œYou think you can sit here covering your fingers in my tears and pledging allegiance to "toxic masculinity" as you spew harmful accusations at me? There are consequences for your actions, there always are.β€πŸ˜πŸπŸ˜‚

1  2018-11-03 by fuck_420_mods

54 comments

Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src

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No. You know what? Just go away.

Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "male" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to "toxic masculinity" it.

I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam "toxic masculinity" and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "hey, you're talking about masturbation?" and post "toxic masculinity". You just can't.

I doubt you even interact with men given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for their hypothetical toxic behaviour.

Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about "how toxic is this masculinity, how toxic is that masculinity?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.

I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a proponent of toxic masculinity.

My god. It is beautiful.

Snappy? SNAPPY?!

That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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You need to learn the difference between a "long post" and a post documenting a long tirade.

LongPostBot is a stupid bot coded by a retard.

True.

I feel slightly bamboozled

You should exclude links and quotes from the word count.

I spent a half hour on it. I'm not spending much more.

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Isn't that one of the threats a tankie sent prince krockpot?

chefs kiss

You speak of egos, yet you come in here attacking and insulting someone, express a lack a basic understanding of reddit or PS, and paint yourself as some righteous crusader. If you took a step back, you'd see a young teenager being an aggressive fool on the internet, assuming you had the capacity for introspection. Did you have a bad NYE? Because you appear to be one of the few grouchy people out and about today, IRL or online, and if that's the case, you have my condolences. It takes a lot in order to brigade against someone and repeatedly attack them like one's life depended on it. My hope is you eventually find something more useful to do with your time. In the meantime, is your goal to amuse me?

It's an edit of the hailcorporate pasta.

Don’t care. Is good.

Who is upvoting these shitposts? What is wrong with you? What does this post even mean? Who actually gives a shit about the lives of """""""popular""""""" r/Drama users? Fuck off.

It seems like there's a group of ~50 people here with no lives who constantly jerk each other off and all the other 80,000 subscribers just kinda go along with it because, oh, it's weird and circlejerky, that must mean it's funny, better upvote it to demonstrate I get the joke. Because the alternative - that the everyday posters in this community know and approve of whatever the fuck you are talking about - is just too bizarre for me to accept.

This one, too.

I love that one unironically.

I think that it originated from /r/drama actually.

By /r/Drama, for /r/Drama. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

It is absolutely rhizomic. You can take a small section of any of it, and it maintains it's self-similarity.

My threads always cause SRD to implode for some reason.

Do you ever post original drama or just crosspost between r/Drama and SRD?

He posts on both sides

A centrist more radical than I can ever be

You post a lot of culture war shit they can't help but impotently rage at

Maybe we should just call everything toxic masculinity. When some woman worries that she's pregnant? That's toxic masculinity.

Motherhood is a manifestation of toxic masculinity.

Its the evil men judging her for getting knocked up that embody the toxic masculinity. Of course her worried about being judged is actually a sign of toxic masculinity by itself as no active judging has to actually occur.

Yikes, your toxic masculinity is really problematic and gross.

yall's toxic masculinity.

When the epitome of female anatomy (the womb) is raped by the testosterone of a maleoid parasite growing inside a woman it is quite literally toxic masculinity.

Feminists basically have.

"No toxic! No toxic! You're the toxic!" cried the SRDines as they demonstrated their "masculinity" by arguing with strangers online and mashing the downvote button, pausing only to cram Cheetos and mountain dew into their neckbeard adorned pieholes.

The only thing toxic is the mental illness our chef had to work with.

Pasta is a result of someone misunderstanding mental issue for serious discourse.

But the pasta is top notch..

Check out them milkers!

ew

You betray your Username. Begone!

wtf I love prego fetishist now

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wtf I love prego fetishists now

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Masturbating to MILFs

That's gross, alright

Yo she's hot af son.

her face is very attractive ... not too fond of her ultra milkers and the rest.

You mean all that stuff in the third dimension?

Fuck off her milkers are fantastic.

Isn't this just the /r/HailCorporate copypasta?

It's amazing how easily SRDines eat pasta. Smugma everywhere

Quixahadnaric or whoever always always seems to have some moral lolmilk to offer the willing.

I miss pinging. That poster was always good for a milking.

I like how he completely randomly derailed the convo into trannies. Nobody was talking about trannies, none of this relates to trannies, and yet he managed to grab that steering wheel and make a hard veer into REEEE TRANSPHOBIA anyway.

Quixadashani is actually a black cis-foid.

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Kappa is garbage.

β€˜S been that way since they got rid of the porn.

I thought kappa was a gaming meme/circlejerk sub, why are they posting pics of preggo asians

Ok drama aside what is up with that fugly a pair of pregnancy jeans, looks like shit.

I love it when SRD provides drama on top of the drama already present.

A double whammy!