It's over for pakicels, aka recap to a dramatic weekend.
1 2018-11-03 by pisserpatterwater
Blasphemy accused Asia Bibi got acquitted by SC of Pakistan.
Previously a few years back when people tried to acquit her two politicians ended up shot dead.
This time major protests in Islamabad, Lahore and Karachi, led by fundamentalist party TLP.
Ruling Party PTI was caught headless as PM Imran Khan was in China negotiating a trade deal.
TLP was rioting and looting shit. Link for your enjoyment. https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/9thko1/kafir_bananas/
Mother died during childbirth in a car, so did child. Reason was long traffic jam.
Fuel shortages.
https://dunyanews.tv/en/Pakistan/464840-Major-cities-Lahore-face-petrol-shortage
Cleric known as father of Taliban stabbed to death in his home.
https://www.dawn.com/news/1443118/maulana-samiul-haq-assassinated-in-rawalpindi-reports
Attempted assasination by shooting of son of former general, suspected of involvement with Taliban.
https://twitter.com/Arsalanet/status/1058389171969110017?s=20
Afghans, Indians, USA suspected. TLP is also suspected. Taliban made a lot of enemies.
Possibility of Barelvi/Deobandi sectarian conflict. TLP is mostly Barelvi, Taliban mostly Deobandi. Both have same opinion on the aquittal.
Govt sent in riot police, paramilitary forces such as Rangers. TLP leader said ISI/military threatened to shoot the protestors, not reliable source.
TLP created agreement with govt in return for dispersing protest.
In negotiation among other things agreed govt would review their petition to reverse the acquittal, that govt would put Asia Bibi on no-fly list, and that govt would not prosecute them.
First will have no effect because it was an SC decision, second two govt has confirmed they will not do now that TLP began to disperse.
Negotiations seem to have failed.
Govt promised TLP they wouldn't prosecute them, turns out they will.
https://www.dawn.com/news/1443318/citizens-seek-damages-file-legal-complaints-against-tlp-protests
https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/389196-tlp-leaders-supporters-booked-for-rioting-disrupting-peace
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1 Ridicatlthrowaway 2018-11-03
Oh boy..
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-11-03
Inshallah
1 snallygaster 2018-11-03
Stay safe pal.
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-11-03
he's not in pakistan lol
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
I'm paki lol.
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-11-03
rip in f in that case.
also
>be karachi
>capital of pakis
>enter 1960s
>gets replaced by some planned city
>what's its name?
>Islam a bad
🤔🤔🤔
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1 LongPostBot 2018-11-03
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1 tHeSiD 2018-11-03
Suspected of what?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
The assasination and the attempted assasination.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
If anyone even sneezes in Pakistan then it's either Jewish, Indian or American conspiracy from Pakistanis.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-03
What's the situation like for you atm? Are there still riots going on? Is it safe to leave the house or are you stuck on /r/drama for the foreseeable future?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Safe to leave the house to like go to the local market or something but TLPcels are blocking roads and protesting in some parts of the city. Situation can change quickly.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-03
Damn, it sucks that you're stuck in this situation. You should get a degree in Canada if you can; if you do that then it becomes really easy to get a visa.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
I've done my bachelors in pkistan, have a job, etc etc; gallivanting off to Canada for a masters in fiscaly impractical.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-03
Come to England and work in a paki shop. I'll come buy poppadoms and naan bread off you.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
We call it papar, not poppadom, lol.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-11-03
I think he wants to buy BJ's off you
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-03
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1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
We call that papar lol, It's a snack food people sell at stalls.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
Mayos call papads as poppadom or something retarded like that.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-03
Damn. :( There's gotta be a way. I think there might be some programs that only last a year, and tuition is around 1.5-2k USD/semester iirc. I think there might be a similar system in other anglo countries but with shorter degree programs.
1 ATissu 2018-11-03
Tuition in Canadian unis for non residents is way way more expensive than that. As a local resident McGill/any uni in quebec costs around 1.5k CAD for me. But for foreign students it's about 20k per semester, and even more for law/med school.
And it's even more expensive outside of quebec
1 Skyright 2018-11-03
Don't you live in a gated community or something? Bahria town, DHA or some shit? Whenever I go back to pak, most educated upper-middle class people stay away from the cities and live within their own communities.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
No lol, I'm in g-sector. Many people live in such places but many don't.
1 Skyright 2018-11-03
Don't you live in a gated community or something? Bahria town, DHA or some shit? Whenever I go back to pak, most educated middle class people stay away from the cities and live within their own communities.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-03
I hope you're not gay
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Thanks for the good sentiment but I'm not really in much danger from the protests lol.
1 ExilesReturn 2018-11-03
A true r/drama mod.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-03
ਅੱਲ੍ਹਾ ਦੀ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਨਾਲ, ਮੈਂ ਉਮੀਦ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਕਿ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਘਰ ਚੌਲ ਨਾਲ ਭਰਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਹੈ
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-03
ਅੱਲ੍ਹਾ ਦੀ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਨਾਲ, ਮੈਂ ਉਮੀਦ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਕਿ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਘਰ ਚਾਵਲ ਅਤੇ ਕਰੀ ਤੋਂ ਭਰਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਹੈ
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-03
خدا کی فضل کے ساتھ، مجھے امید ہے کہ آپ کا گھر چاول اور پاپپم سے بھرا ہوا ہے
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
That's Gurumukhi, not devnagari
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
Pakis do love bussy though. Young underage bussy.
1 Bouquet_of_seaweed 2018-11-03
How is Ed doing?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Isn't he Bangladeshi?
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-03
There's a difference?
1 Shark_life 2018-11-03
Bangladeshis get pooed on a lot by both Pakistanis and Indians.
1 XakeMarte 2018-11-03
Why did you said the same thrice, m8
1 Osterion 2018-11-03
I always liked u more then that other paki mod. Plz stay safe 🙏🙏
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
PIMM doesn't even live in Pakistan.
1 pvijay187 2018-11-03
Islam is more than a bad dude
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-03
Daddy Imran should gas TLPfags tbh
Can you elaborate more on the sectarian conflict and its roots?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
TLP, who are Barelvis, are suspected of killing major Deobandi cleric, that's pretty much it.
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1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Edit out the gas part, admins are TLPcels in disguise.
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-03
Sorry daddy 💗💗
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
No worries bae.
1 triptodisneyland2017 2018-11-03
Insallah
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-03
Starting a mass protest movement because one lady drank from a cup and didn’t actually insult your religious head?
This is the most snowflake-y thing I’ve ever heard lmfao
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-03
Unironically gas the fundamentalists
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-11-03
getting pegged by uncle pooh you mean
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-03
What the fuck!? The vendor was a kid on a bullock cart. That is just too shameful.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
Is the BJP finding new ways to turn up the crazy or did a crazier group start up?
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-03
First it started off with BJP turning a blind eye to all the hindutva shit and slowly and indirectly started supporting it. Mostly unofficially, like on social media (whatsapp facebook mainly) their social media wing is pretty tight when it comes to spreading nonsense within hours
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
You're being too kind to BJP
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-03
Maybe I am because, I quit facebook and whatsapp long ago and my main news source is the 30 news recap everyday in our regional channel and /r/india
1 Profit_kejru 2018-11-03
That explains it.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
That explains the retardation.
1 ShashankaSword 2018-11-03
Lmao they literally harp on and on about how tolerant and uber beta Hindus have been, at worst they whine about how mean the sand people are.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
Imagine making an account just for this, but you post gibberish
1 ShashankaSword 2018-11-03
Imagine being such a vanilla fag you don't get suspended regularly.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-03
(Assuming I got it correctly and pakicels are protesting for the execution of this poor woman) This is one of those times when if they shot a bunch or maybe a bunch of tens or maybe a bunch of hundreds of the protestors not a single tear would escape my eyes. Moreover, my eyes would actually suck in all of the moisture in 100m radius causing moderate health problems for tens of people.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-11-03
Mohammed fucked kids and killed thousands, what has your petty son of God accomplished 😤😤
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-03
We have millions of gods baby
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
Founding member of the Blue Man Group, committed regicide, and without yoga, there'd be no yoga pants.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
Shudders
1 niggerpenis 2018-11-03
Damn, he got knocked the fuck out.
1 unknown2895 2018-11-03
Meh. Shit was always like this. You just didn't hear about it as much as social media wasn't too prevelant back than.
After all, india was under actual martial law because indira got cucked and chucked by courts.
Pakistan is crazy country on its own. Read "the warrior state" for an idea.
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-11-03
I thought it was Indira who declared the emergency and suspended democracy?
1 unknown2895 2018-11-03
Yup. She declared that after getting her nomination cancelled by court. She was batshit crazy.
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-11-03
Didn't she also like basically found a new party and replace the entire old constitution party after some people started criticizing her autocracy? And then she signed a non-adhesion pact with the SU which caused America to be convinced than India had gone red. I think the modern constitution party is still technically the decadent of Indiras organization rather than Nehru's?
1 Vurtizontal 2018-11-03
I dont even fucking know but this whole thing has to be in the top 100 retarded events in history.
1 xthek 2018-11-03
People are still killing each other in the middle east because of shit that probably started like this.
80 years ago a family ate another family's goat and now as a result one of the family's descendants are out burying IEDs to kill coalition forces
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-11-03
Lol Jesus was a bastard
1 totalrandomperson 2018-11-03
Bitch doesn't even know about her own religion yet victimizes others for it.
Someone, please put some islamaphobic insults for me here.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
I thought Reagan died a while back tho 🤔
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-03
Gottem
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-03
Two fathers, good old Ronny Raygun brought us Star Wars and MPREG
1 Chayim47 2018-11-03
Does Pakistan have an underground novel scene?
If not, why should I care?
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-03
They don't need it because you can buy a 10 yr old bride for 8 goats.
1 Chayim47 2018-11-03
The ratio of 🐷 to 🐐 is so unbalanced!
When will pakicels learn the truth that is 2D?
1 dratamard2 2018-11-03
y did india do dis? 🤔🤔🤔
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-11-03
So, /u/pisserpatterwater I don't understand all the hindi garbage laced into their speak, and I need your brownness to translate it for me:
Also, as a currycel, how far does it set back the cause of Asian Masculinity when a group of people often disfavorably compared to monkeys start stealing bannanas?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Wafa-e-rasool roughly translated is faithful to prophet, Ashiq-e-Rasool eans loves prophet. Ashiqaan are the people who love the prophet. Larki means girl. "Bhai hota hai... videos bhari pari hai youtube pe." means "Dude, it happens, there's lots of videos on Youtube."
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
That's Urdu, not Hindi
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Tbh they're more like different dialects than actual different languages.
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-11-03
It straightforwardly is not. Pakistan is a part of India, therefore pakistanis are indians, therefore the language they speak is hindi. QED dumbass.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
Congrats, you just triggered the entire Pakistan.
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-11-03
I'm so worried about upsetting the brownest subset of the indian population.
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-11-03
I met an indian guy once who told me, almost literally, "Pakistan was a mistake". I thought it was just typical Indian nationalism, but maybe he had a point.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
Partition of India was definitely a mistake. Especially at first when Bangladesh was part of Pakistan. Imagine if Alaska was highly populated and Leafland was our religious rival.
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-11-03
Bangledesh actually had a larger population the "west Pakistan". That's one thing that started the whole conflict in 1970, a Bangladeshi nationalist party won all of the seats in bangledesh, and thus a majority. But the military based in west Pakistan wouldn't respect the results.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
I'd put Yahya Khan's bungling of the govt's response to the Bhola cyclone down as the originating spark
1 rupa_frontline 2018-11-03
He was goddamn right it was a mistake. They have ego level that can match saudi's wrt to india. They can let anything happen to them but they won't even admit to inferior to india or hindus. It gets to stupid level when their history books starts with IVC(WHICH IS NO WAY RELATED TO INDIA) then directly with muslim invasion and how their foreign perisan/arab/turk ancestors bought islam to india.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-11-03
ELI5 what TLP is
From what you're saying it sounds like radical islamists?
ELI5 who Aisa Bibi is and what they did. "Blasphemy"? Shit lmao I forgot that's a legit charge in pakiville. What'd she do?
Also people got killed trying to acquit her? And she got acquitted anyway? l m f a o imagine what those assassins must be feeling
Also please be safe, you're unironically one of the good r/drama posters
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Pretty much, yeah.
Got accused of blaspheming by someone with a land dispute regarding their family.
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-03
TLP is a far right, islamist political party in Pakistan. The party doesn't have much support over all, but the supporters they do have are insane and willing to start shit.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-11-03
lol. as always
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-11-03
They won 5% of the vote and 0 seats in the latest election :
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehreek-e-Labbaik_Pakistan
But it was significant that a hardcore religious party was even running, traditionally in Pakistan they have not.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
This si true; It's thought that the religious outliers of PML-N and PTI defected to TLP.
1 totalrandomperson 2018-11-03
Blasphemy is a legit charge in many parts of the world. The other day, ECHR held up Austria's blasphemy law.
Retards galore my friend.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-03
Hey mister paki man hand over bin laden
1 Vurtizontal 2018-11-03
This is fucking insane. I don't know how you even begin to fix this shit. That women should get out of the country asap. How the fuck can pakistan be so oppressive yet they let themselves be yanked around by a minority extremist party.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-03
You can rule Pakistan through martial law and there's still two things that will get you dead real quick:
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-11-03
How about you ban the TLP, size its membership list, and arrest all of them?
1 Dimesgalore 2018-11-03
That could spark further civil unrest. I think many people here don't understand the real issue.
TLP got around 5%of the vote share which is a couple of million people and make no mistake the actual hardcore islamic thought is more wide spread than that because many of still vote for the major parties including the one in power.
You can remove TLP and it's official party members but another one will just spring in its place.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
It used to be the retards were split up between the mainstream parties, but now they've banded together into their own, the TLP. It's unironically a bad developement. And yeah, trying to ban them could spark civil war.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
It used to be the retards were split up between the mainstream parties, but now they've banded together into their own, the TLP. It's unironically a bad developement. And yeah, trying to ban them could spark civil war.
1 Dimesgalore 2018-11-03
Maybe but Imran has done a decent job in getting decent share of their votes by doing a lot of appeasement.
Also you double posted.
1 Wololol0w 2018-11-03
Yo its as normal as can be tbh. Prosecution will be for those who were rioting.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-11-03
I would stay away from groups of people until this blew over, that's a nightmare.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Gatherings of 4 or more people are currently prohibited due to Section 144 being imposed lol.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-11-03
Yeesh, sorry man.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
It's not that bad lol, I'm not in much danger if I stay in the house and don't travel.
1 totalrandomperson 2018-11-03
Can you go to a shop and walk around the neighbourhood or is it more of a block the doors and windows kinda situation?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
First one lol.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-11-03
They actually can do that?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Yes, but they won't tell you that.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-11-03
Damn that's retarded
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Sorry, thought this was some other thread. I've edited my answer.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-11-03
people shouldn't be surprised by this shit, remember when pakis blew up Bhutto?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Bhutto was blown up for other reasons.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-11-03
She surely wasn’t killed because of her and her father secular liberal policies.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
Bhutto was sabotaged up for other reasons.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-11-03
Friendly reminder that these savages have nukes.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-11-03
Friendly reminder that these savages have nukes.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-11-03
Yo patter, I do hate Pakis but say safe.
1 wewladin 2018-11-03
If ur in pakistan stay safe pitter bb 😍😘
1 rupa_frontline 2018-11-03
somemany pakistani actually believe that we hindus are responsible for this, lol.https://np.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/9trfiq/pakistan_shuts_phone_networks_as_islamists/e8ypcg2?context=3
Hindus or yahoodi(jews) did it is quite common belief there. They even blame india for doing 26/11 mumbai attacks and then blaming it on pakistan to destory their image(as if it was ever there).
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-03
I know, it's so dumb.
1 JustLions 2018-11-03
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Blasphemy Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From Your Creation Like Nigga Turn Off Your Omniscience Haha
1 ricoue 2018-11-03
Maybe I'm biased as an Indian, but you Pakistanis deserve a mass culling tbqh.
1 Totally_Bear 2018-11-03
Fuck Pakistani government... As a Pakistani