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Dude bussy lmao

The dude in the article apparently wasn't trying to get the dog to fuck him, he had it smeared on his dick as a fucked-up prank after passing out drunk. https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/9ttfah/english_bulldog_bites_off_scottish_mans_peanut/e8zb1oy/

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Sure. 🙄

Wouldn't it be funny to smear PB on my balls haha like as a prank haha no homo tho

🤠🌎

"I swear, doctor, I slipped and fell, and as luck would have it I landed on this pickle and it went right up my ass!"

The fact that the bulldog is dead and his molester is walking the street really demonstrates the rape culture of Britain.

oof, I would gild if it didnt give money to [[[REDDIT]]]

Ummm. Sweaty. Do you think that dude held a gun to that dog's head to lick his balls? Do you think the dog would have even cared? The dog chose to lick those balls on his own accord.

However, The Times reports police believe no others are believed to have been involved in the incident.

They believe no others are believed to have been involved? By whom?

Why is this dog even dead. Some tard puts butter on his junk and a dog does what a dog does and they put the fucking dog down?

What?

Because it's too late, it tasted human nuts now it's impossible to stop it it's craving for more