I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-11-05
I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-05
This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke
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1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-05
What does smart cute Asian guy think of this? Some one ping him, I forgot his username.
1 Baconlightning 2018-11-05
u/scasian03
1 Baconlightning 2018-11-05
u/scasian3
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-05
not the sexpats :(
1 Van-Diemen 2018-11-05
Lol I wish, Taiwan is "disputed" and we haven't had a war over that yet, and people actually live there.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-05
Taiwan has the full might of South Korea’s military supporting them. If there is a war, South Korea will deal with Chinese aggression.