Dear Straight Guys, It's Time to Start Putting Things In Your Butt

1  2018-11-05 by mukumukum10

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It is not time to lay down nor look down.

It is time to rise.

Battlefield, they put women in it.

Resident Evil, they destroyed it.

Mass Effect, they ruined it.

When is enough, ENOUGH?

Big media has entered the fold. They are here.

They are using advanced strategies to censor us.

This is not one battle.

This is a war.

On all of us.

We all have to work together. Share strategies. Come up with new ones.

Forget which game is better.

We are fighting for our right to boob animation.

If we do not work together, we will all get rekt.

We have to all have an open discussion about this.

It starts right here. Right now.

They want to fck with us. SO BE IT.

We have the power of bots like them.

BUT WE HAVE MORE DRIVE.

I am TIRED of it.

Tired of the GAMES and MANIPULATION.

They want WAR.

Then let us GIVE THEM WAR.

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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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Not drama

Not only that, it is 2 years old not drama.

Are we just posting sheer truth here, now?

This is neither drama nor true lol

As a completely inexcusable sexual degenerate of a human being, allow me to flatly tell you "An intense, longer lasting orgasm" is not what you get following prostate simulation. It is absolutely not more intense than regular masturbation, and if you want to verify yourself (without the obvious method) just take a look at the last 4 minutes of any gay/trans themed porn vid. Its different, and more appreciated by some than others, but to say its more intense is retarded. If anything its more tranquil

And the longer bit? Of course its longer, but going from 3 seconds to 7 isnt particularly brag worthy in my opinion

Dan Harmon once told a story about how he tried to masturbate while stimulating his butt with a sharpie due to hearing that a prostate orgasm was awesome. It didn't really work for him.

In the DnD games on Harmontown that's why his character was named "Sharpie Buttsalot" btw

Na, I'm good fam.

Did you relapse again, mumukum?

won't do it myself but I might let a cute girl peg me if she was into it ;)

oh shit, now's the start?

im surprised nobody said anything about gavin mccinness and his fondness for doing it considering its vice, but that might be because hes too much of a fag to be considered straight

Not enough talk of blood, fucking gay

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