NEETs, incels, and betas REEEEEE the fuck out when someone posts a guide on how to dress like a goddamn civilized adult male. Notice the lack of pop culture t-shirts.

1  2018-11-06 by HodorTheDoorHolder

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You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

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tbh I don't know what's worse, Redditors trying to dress themselves or the generic MFA uniform

That guide is pretty helpful even for me tbh. Shopping for myself makes me buy some strange shit sometimes. And of course I don't return it because guys don't do that shit lol.

because guys don't do that shit lol.

Time to marry and let your wife do the shopping.

I was married and we used to go shopping together.

Then marry again. Problem solved.

Good point.

My ex has worse taste than I do.

Marry someone without a dick.

Color combos are harder, but it's in a void here. There's a lot of variables not here. You should try them on first and check it in the mirror post it in modmail

I'll probably do that

Dude wtf? If you dress anything in navy, olive, gray, tan and white colours you will look good no matter how you combine them. They are most universal colors

What if you went into an urban outfitters?

That is a very dangerous place for fashioncels

I return shit all the time if it doesnt look good. More important than matching is making sure it fits well. A shirt that's too long or pants that are too baggy make a person look dishevelled. Also, shoes, you can wear a white t shirt and jeans, if your shoes are on point nothing else matters

I can’t wear a plain white T-shirt.

It's super easy -

Checked shirts, doesn't really matter what color.

Chinos - Tan, Grey and Navy.

Blazers in Navy, Grey and Black. Get the sleeves taken up so you don't look like a kid in dads suit.

1 Reversible belt - black and brown.

2 pairs of shoes, black and brown.

Whatever you do, don't wear patterned socks. You'll instantly be labeled a homoqueer. Or do, if you're into that kind of stuff.

You can have zero color coordination and at the worst you'll come off looking preppy.

The worst are redditors with terminal aspergers trying to chart stuff like good taste and good fashion choices because they aren't socially adapted enough to figure that out by themselves.

maybe if i follow this chart I won't look like a sperg with my cargo shorts anymore

WHY AREN'T THE STACYS CRAWLING ALL OVER MY ILL-FITTING UNIQLO

Video game t-shirts are cringe, but yet again "adult" fashion according to Reddit is literally nothing but overpriced dress shirts and off brand Sketchers.

Notice how not a single pair of shoes in that pic is functional for any inclemental weather, because it's designed by a tech startup douche canoe can't even walk across the street without an Uber.

It's over for r/streetwear cels

People who wear white shoes are statistically shitty people

I got a pair of white shoes solely for P Diddy's all white parties

>Not stockpiling dozens of Mossimo V-necks to wear for a decade

flannel

adult male

Sorry chief, but that's a no from me

No cargo shorts and Marvel tshirt

REEEEEE

Crossposted to r/actuallesbians 🤣

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