This Beautiful Quote from r/politics
1 2018-11-07 by itherunner
They're coming for you, Donald You lay awake, in the nation's house, in the people's bed, with the yoke of power draped upon your shoulders - a restraint you've never experienced - as you slowly realize this is the cage you've always feared. The trap, for which no weight of gold can bribe the gatekeeper. You see, the office of President of The United States, can only be held successfully by those who are worthy. Forgeries, charlatans, criminals, cheats will be destroyed. A president who's heart is true is protected, but you, you who have lived a life of corruption, a life immoral, a selfish, petty, anti-human existence, are nothing but prey for the eagle. The eagle is the law, the winged messenger of justice, and it soars above you, with eyes locked. Will you see the beast swoop down, talons extended, and pluck you from earth? Will you cry when it deposits you in a nest of raptors?
Sleep well, Mr. Trump.
44 comments
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-11-07
What a beautiful snappy quote.
1 itherunner 2018-11-07
Somebody make that a new quote
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-11-07
u/lightumbra can you make it so?
1 Bentoki 2018-11-07
What do you mean quote? Snappy is sentient
1 foodnaptime 2018-11-07
lmao fancy language only lands if you’re already important enough to be taken seriously, if you’re some regular-ass guy just use regular-ass words like the rest of us
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-07
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-11-07
Why use words when you can emoji?
1 rnjbond 2018-11-07
I bet this guy isn't even a professional quote maker
1 Dimesgalore 2018-11-07
Is there an American president who doesn't have half of these qualities?
1 iansmith223 2018-11-07
It's r/politics the whole sub exists for spergs to feel intelligent sharing their hackneyed opinions. This autist pretty much proves that.
1 aerodynamique 2018-11-07
What? Are you saying r/the_donald and r/politics are essentially just mirror reflections of each other that are seperate in only a few aspects? Fuck you, let me link you to r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM.
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-07
ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM is a leftoid sub calling out non-radical centrists, the real one you want is r/dirtbagcenter
1 aerodynamique 2018-11-07
I know what I typed. People link to that sub to make fun of people that say that both parties have flaws and don't subscribe to left/right propaganda like a sheep.
1 clay-davis 2018-11-07
At least r/the_donald knows how to shitpost and laugh. r/politics is all hand wringing and pearl clutching.
1 aerodynamique 2018-11-07
r/the_donald is serious and 'joking' condensed into one subreddit. But let's just be real, half of these 'memes'/shitposts are just politics disguised as humor, which I personally fucking detest.
Neither side is innocent of that. If you want propaganda disguised as memes for left leaning people, there are other subs for that. r/politics is the 'serious' sub
1 nanonan 2018-11-07
The degenerates in politics have no culture outside their shared derangment.
1 [deleted] 2018-11-07
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1 CPT_Clarnence 2018-11-07
Barney Sandles
1 Cdace 2018-11-07
They're coming for you, humans You lay awake, in the dinosaurs’ 🦖 planet, in the reptilian earth, with the yoke of “freedom” draped upon your shoulders - a restraint you've never experienced - as you slowly realize this is the cage you've always feared. The trap, for which no weight of gold can bribe the gatekeeper. You see, the office of Earth, can only be held successfully by those who are worthy. Humans, charlatans, criminals, cheats will be destroyed. A lizard who's heart is true is protected, but you, you who have lived a life of corruption, a life immoral, a selfish, petty, human existence, are nothing but prey for the Dinosaurs 🦖. The Dinosaurs 🦖 are the law, the clawed messenger of justice, and it stands above you, with eyes locked. Will you see the beast come down, jaws extended, and consume you from earth? Will you cry when it deposits you in a nest of raptors?
Sleep well, humanity.
1 bubastiscatmummy 2018-11-07
Moar dinoposting.
1 Banned4Shitposting 2018-11-07
y u no link?
1 snallygaster 2018-11-07
😩💦😍
1 muck4doo 2018-11-07
r/politics really treats their politics like a religious cult.
Peloosie 3:16~Woe unto you not true of heart and do not follow the guidance by shareblue, your wickedness you hide, but the woke see, yea, fire and brimstone will follow you and your inequities lay barren the earth and global warming and fascism, lo the end is near and the birds will eat the carcases of the followers of folly the holy antifa destroy in pursuit of righteousness as saints of the.....
1 Death_Trolley 2018-11-07
No direct link what the fuck is wrong with you?
1 Tetragrade 2018-11-07
If they linked it everyone would realise it's their alt.
1 allendrio 2018-11-07
Add a equally unhinged TD quote for proper centrism.
1 SpacePanther17 2018-11-07
Source link or I report in the morning
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-11-07
Someone should make a chicken soup book of just r/politics posts. This was truly captivating.
1 -6x- 2018-11-07
I bet it was written by a Harry Potter fan.
1 Roach-Master 2018-11-07
Lmao
1 rhiehn 2018-11-07
as far as im concerned you made this up until you give me a link. not that this seems to outlandish for /r/politics but just copying the text is worse than a screenshot
1 itherunner 2018-11-07
In my haste to post this, I forgot to save the text
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-11-07
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-Ching_Donald_Yu
1 con1000000 2018-11-07
Yup, that going into the professional quotes folder with "In This Moment I am Euphoric".
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-07
since op is too much of a retard.
https://www.reddit.com/user/LarrySassol
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-07
A google search for the quote reveals nothing in /r/politics, but it does reveal an //rcopypasta post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9uw47l/sleep_well_mr_trump/
1 itherunner 2018-11-07
Probably got deleted already by the embarrassed op after he came down from his soy high
1 PlvGdm 2018-11-07
post link retard
1 Zozbot 2018-11-07
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-11-07
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1 Zozbot 2018-11-07
zozzle
1 PlvGdm 2018-11-07
I feel truly blessed on this wonderful day.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-07
So like everything else anti-SJWs rant about?
1 Frostfright 2018-11-07
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, MR TRUMP
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