This Beautiful Quote from r/politics

1  2018-11-07 by itherunner

They're coming for you, Donald You lay awake, in the nation's house, in the people's bed, with the yoke of power draped upon your shoulders - a restraint you've never experienced - as you slowly realize this is the cage you've always feared. The trap, for which no weight of gold can bribe the gatekeeper. You see, the office of President of The United States, can only be held successfully by those who are worthy. Forgeries, charlatans, criminals, cheats will be destroyed. A president who's heart is true is protected, but you, you who have lived a life of corruption, a life immoral, a selfish, petty, anti-human existence, are nothing but prey for the eagle. The eagle is the law, the winged messenger of justice, and it soars above you, with eyes locked. Will you see the beast swoop down, talons extended, and pluck you from earth? Will you cry when it deposits you in a nest of raptors?

Sleep well, Mr. Trump.

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What a beautiful snappy quote.

Somebody make that a new quote

u/lightumbra can you make it so?

What do you mean quote? Snappy is sentient

lmao fancy language only lands if you’re already important enough to be taken seriously, if you’re some regular-ass guy just use regular-ass words like the rest of us

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

Why use words when you can emoji?

I bet this guy isn't even a professional quote maker

Forgeries, charlatans, criminals, cheats will be destroyed. A president who's heart is true is protected, but you, you who have lived a life of corruption, a life immoral, a selfish, petty, anti-human existence, are nothing but prey for the eagle.

Is there an American president who doesn't have half of these qualities?

It's r/politics the whole sub exists for spergs to feel intelligent sharing their hackneyed opinions. This autist pretty much proves that.

What? Are you saying r/the_donald and r/politics are essentially just mirror reflections of each other that are seperate in only a few aspects? Fuck you, let me link you to r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM.

ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM is a leftoid sub calling out non-radical centrists, the real one you want is r/dirtbagcenter

I know what I typed. People link to that sub to make fun of people that say that both parties have flaws and don't subscribe to left/right propaganda like a sheep.

At least r/the_donald knows how to shitpost and laugh. r/politics is all hand wringing and pearl clutching.

r/the_donald is serious and 'joking' condensed into one subreddit. But let's just be real, half of these 'memes'/shitposts are just politics disguised as humor, which I personally fucking detest.

Neither side is innocent of that. If you want propaganda disguised as memes for left leaning people, there are other subs for that. r/politics is the 'serious' sub

The degenerates in politics have no culture outside their shared derangment.

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Barney Sandles

They're coming for you, humans You lay awake, in the dinosaurs’ 🦖 planet, in the reptilian earth, with the yoke of “freedom” draped upon your shoulders - a restraint you've never experienced - as you slowly realize this is the cage you've always feared. The trap, for which no weight of gold can bribe the gatekeeper. You see, the office of Earth, can only be held successfully by those who are worthy. Humans, charlatans, criminals, cheats will be destroyed. A lizard who's heart is true is protected, but you, you who have lived a life of corruption, a life immoral, a selfish, petty, human existence, are nothing but prey for the Dinosaurs 🦖. The Dinosaurs 🦖 are the law, the clawed messenger of justice, and it stands above you, with eyes locked. Will you see the beast come down, jaws extended, and consume you from earth? Will you cry when it deposits you in a nest of raptors?

Sleep well, humanity.

Moar dinoposting.

y u no link?

They're coming for you, Donald You lay awake, in the nation's house, in the people's bed, with the yoke of power draped upon your shoulders - a restraint you've never experienced - as you slowly realize this is the cage you've always feared.

😩💦😍

r/politics really treats their politics like a religious cult.

Peloosie 3:16~Woe unto you not true of heart and do not follow the guidance by shareblue, your wickedness you hide, but the woke see, yea, fire and brimstone will follow you and your inequities lay barren the earth and global warming and fascism, lo the end is near and the birds will eat the carcases of the followers of folly the holy antifa destroy in pursuit of righteousness as saints of the.....

No direct link what the fuck is wrong with you?

If they linked it everyone would realise it's their alt.

Add a equally unhinged TD quote for proper centrism.

Source link or I report in the morning

Someone should make a chicken soup book of just r/politics posts. This was truly captivating.

A president who's heart is true is protected

I bet it was written by a Harry Potter fan.

Calling USA a nation

Lmao

as far as im concerned you made this up until you give me a link. not that this seems to outlandish for /r/politics but just copying the text is worse than a screenshot

In my haste to post this, I forgot to save the text

They're coming for you, Donald You

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-Ching_Donald_Yu

Yup, that going into the professional quotes folder with "In This Moment I am Euphoric".

since op is too much of a retard.

https://www.reddit.com/user/LarrySassol

A google search for the quote reveals nothing in /r/politics, but it does reveal an //rcopypasta post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9uw47l/sleep_well_mr_trump/

Probably got deleted already by the embarrassed op after he came down from his soy high

post link retard

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I feel truly blessed on this wonderful day.

So like everything else anti-SJWs rant about?

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, MR TRUMP

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