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1  2018-11-07 by life_is_painful__

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It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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I hate foids

What about troids?

I hate holes too

I like digging holes and hiding things inside 'em

Well that makes sense. Foids don't nut, so they don't adhere to No Nut November

Holy shit, they actually lose viewers due to this meme? I thought No Nut November was just a vicious ploy to distract from No Shave November and male cancer awareness. Turns out it's this too.

Cancer rates have also shot down

Wait, are you a True Believer in the power of Precious Bodily Fluids?

its proven science

https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk

They suggest that young men genetically predisposed to have hormone-sensitive prostate cancer will be at higher risk if their bodies naturally produce high levels of male hormones -- the same hormones that give them an intense sex drive.

So it's not masturbation itself that's increasing prostate cancer risk in young men. More masturbation may just mean more sex drive -- and more androgens bathing prostate tissues.

Exercise some critical thought here, man.

https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk#1

There’s no proof that ejaculating more actually causes lower chances of prostate cancer. For now, doctors just know they’re connected. It may be that men who do it more tend to have other healthy habits that are lowering their odds.

...that quote doesn't actually support your argument at all.

maybe if you peeled your eyes off anime tidies you would have enough braincels to understand that correlation doesn't equal causation. This is the problem with many epidemiology studies. Its already well know than eating a low fat diet and exercising are good at reducing prostrate cancer. If you are the kind of moron that spanks himself five times a day you probably don't exercise or eat well.

If you read my other posts you would realize that I agree with the whole porn addiction angle. Yes, you will receive the lifestyle/mental benefits of kicking a porn addiction in the same way you would from kicking any addiction. I think most of the miraculous physiological claims about stopping masturbation are bullshit, most of which (if not all) can be attributed to the self-empowerment of exerting self-control over a bad habit.

it looks like you two morons are in violent agreement with each other.

I've been in violent agreement with ur mum all along.

Fuck off, you can't tell me what I am.

one thing i dont get and i dont see talked about is wouldnt you just nut eventually from having a wet dream? are wet dreams just another trick by (((them))) and dont really exist?

Serious post, recently I have had issues with wet dreams. I found out that if I sleep on my back I can cut it drastically. Also washing my balls with cold water work.

thank you for the reply and that took a lot of courage to admit

I found flipping my dakimakura so I face the non-nude side has helped a lot. You should try this too

...in the last week?

Eh, the 18-24 demo is only a few percentage points down and they're the most likely participants, whereas it accelerates more with each older demo. I think they're just trying to excuse a general decline

ye it says Oct and Nov so that trend started and stayed consistent thru Oct? they dont show previous either. hard 2 believe a buncha boomers r goin on about no nut november to each other and spreading it

thats the kinda thing internet autists who dont interact with ppl irl sperg about

everyone's moving to furry porn

moving?

same

The 65+ age group is probably decloning due to death lmao.

Also, pictures of halloween costumes in social media probably displace porn in early November.

The 65+ age group is probably decloning due to death lmao.

oh god I hope the boomers aren't cloning themselves, we'd never be rid of them

its actually just that i've been extra horny and going overtime on blowing senior citizens

my bad xhamster 😔

They really should just ignore it, sperging out on twitter just makes it weird.

Hot Take: I don't hate this No Nut November meme. It's sort of a secular Lent, while the benefits of abstention aren't exceptional, giving up something like this for an extended period of time helps building good habits.

Its about self control.

Its about incest in video streaming.

Its about saying I'm not nutting butt jerking off to something else

I literally broke it after swearing I was going to do NNN at midnight of November 1st.

I just got a VR headset. If I wasn't in a relationship already I'd marry this thing. VR porn is fucking Satan man.

The scary thing is when you're jerking off you're completely cut off from the outside world, my nightmare is taking off the headset and seeing my family looking at me with disgust and shame.

Even if that was a guaranteed scenario, I'd still do it though. This is the new frontier.

VR porn is fucking Satan man

Is it all FPV, or is there more traditional porn where you watch two other people fucking, can walk around them etc?

It's unhealthy practice. Prostate cancer prevention recommends least 20 ejaculations a month for people over 30.

I'm gonna try this. I'll update you to see how it goes.

Night shut the fuck up, you ain't nutting till your wife's boyfriend say so

Even easier

PS am kidding, don't ban me like last time

When did I ban you?

Meh I thought it was you

Nope. I only ban ppl I don’t like

Isn't that everyone?

Good point

Q predicted this

Lol, tradcucks out in force.

I hate porn, it should be banned!

Agreed! It's a menace to society. Just this morning some PAWG sniped my parking space. Then, a Milf Stepmom cut the line at the grocery store. Porn must be stopped!

No I'm being serious! Porn is bad for your mental health as a consumer, and its even worse for the actors that get exploited daily and can barely make any many in the industry.

He isn't wrong. It not only promotes degenerate hedonistic lifestyles that come with a plethora of problems but it also addicts people to it.

Porn is unironically a cancer to society.

It not only promotes degenerate hedonistic lifestyles that come with a plethora of problems

Funny how you lead with this instead of the much more obvious fact that porn addiction is a real thing.

I mentioned addiction, I consider both equally bad.

Porn doesn't promote shit tho that's like saying action movies promote violence

Keep fapping your life away then.

posts on drama

talks about life

Keep your cum all you want sweaty, its not gonna make you a chad

Heroin doesn't promote drug-addled muggings.

You control yourself and all your actions only retards blame it on something else

Good point. We should legalize all substances.

Good thing my substance is already legal lol its over for non weedcels

Don't worry, if allgoes according to plan, cock will be illegal soon enough.

🥦😍🥦😍🥦

Heroine usually doesn't automatically injected in your arm, retard.

How the fuck am I going to inject a heroine into my arm? Liquidize Wonder Woman?

Dude le grammar mistake

Heroin/heroine is a fun one because I still have to take a second to remember which is which.

I don't think you can do that directly. You probably have to freebase her or something.

I'm addicted to the shine on Bruce Willis' head.

I'm addicted to tight bussy we all have our addictions friend

A wiser addiction. There are many a tight bussy in the world but only one bald head of Bruce Willy.

Come on, now... 99% of people fap during/after porn so it does promote something.

It's like people would start fighting during Bruce Li movies.

Not exactly apt comparison.

Come on, now... 99% of people fap during/after porn so it does promote something.

I think that you're getting your causation wrong here, buddy. People tend to watch porn while they are fapping. It's fapping that promotes porn, not porn that promotes fapping.

I mean, of course there are some people who actually do it wrong, but I think that in their cases it's more of a good eugenics honestly.

It not only promotes degenerate hedonistic lifestyles that come with a plethora of problems but it also addicts people to it.

wtf I love porn now.

No, I'm being serious

Well there's your problem.

What about camwhores and the rise of user submitted poorknow? Surely their earnings would be comparable to your average Twitch-thot titty streamer.

If not making enough money is exploitation then open me up a case. And I'm not even getting any fucky/sucky at my job.

No I'm being serious

being serious

in my /r/Drama

OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!

:(

its even worse for the actors that get exploited daily and can barely make any money in the industry.

wtf I love porn now

Don't @ me unless it's hyper-degrading turbo porn.

Yeah, also males shouldn't be allowed to have sexual pleasure without a foid's permission!

"Day of the cock lock when" - foids probably

🔪🍆 Cock

You don't need porn to masturbate.

Right, that's why it's called "No-Porn November" and not "No-Nut November"

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Except for JAV at least, getting rid of these small, cuties would be a crime against humanity

wrong

we should follow Australia's lead and ban all small breasted women in porn

cup C and up only

This but unironcly

I uh gree with that.

inshallah strike down gonewild for their crimes against our november troops

Imagine being so fucking stupid you hate porn and blame it for your own issues.

Imagine being so fucking stupid you hate heroin/Cancer/Schizophrenia and blame it for your own issues.

Its OVER for copecels

Apart from desperately counting down the days to Dec 1st for an orgasm what else do guys get out of this form of self torture?

self discipline, better health, becoming more confident, becoming more attractive.

Hey buddy r/semenretainment is 3 subs down

Fuck you

Lmao imagine blaming porn for being an uggo incel.

I’d imagine mental health would decline because you’re going around sexually frustrated 24/7 horned up to the max and in a bad mood.

That's a lie that big porn told you, most human beings don't go around sexually frustrated if they don't masturbate. Its not something you need to do.

The porn industry didn’t tell me that. It’s healthy to have regular orgasms they make you feel good, lowers stress, combats depression and puts a nice glow on your skin.

It’s healthy to have regular orgasms they make you feel good, lowers stress, combats depression and puts a nice glow on your skin.

Proof?

These are all lies that you have been told to feel less guilty. The truth is you are a sick fuck that squirts out weird disgusting shit. In a fair world you would be caned for that kind of shit.

Proof. I’m not your PA do your own research.

Why should anyone be left to feel guilty or ashamed that they get themselves off or have sex? You need help from a sex therapist imo

I’ll agree with the sick fuck part though. You’ve nailed me on that.

You need help from a sex therapist imo

Lmao, look how pathetic you are. You have a sex therapist, you probably pay them hundreds of dollars to listen to dumb talking points they were given by big porn companies. You need to man the fuck up and stop giving your hormones power over you.

Unfortunately I don’t have a sex therapist :( Maybe I’ll get one or two for Christmas from LoveHoney or Ann Summers.

Stop trying to bust my ovaries because you’re only seven days in and already struggling on your nut free diet.

That's a lie that big porn told you, most human beings don't go around sexually frustrated if they don't masturbate. Its not something you need to do.

That's because most human beings have regular sex. Unlike you. But masturbation is the next best thing.

Imagine being so incel you don't even masturbate, LMAO.

You wait until my power levels max out at the end of this month, I will literally T-bone you with swollen scrotum. Your insolence will not be forgotten

It's tea-bag, as in, dipping a teabag in a cup repeatedly.

Seriously though, do you really think that intentionally getting into the state of mind where every femoid like literally glows in your vision and you're willing to do anything they ask is somehow liberating?

You are noticing them paying attention to you not because you've become a shining sun of victory, but because you've effectively cut your wrist in shark infested waters.

Your being fake sarcastic aren't you. This is some weird internet right wing thing isn't.

Science shows you become a 10/10 from a 3/10 when you dont fap, how about you put that self-discipline into lifting and actually bettering yourself instead of pretending you accomplish a feat because you didn't jerk off for a month, jesus christ man, get a hold of yourself. I'd spit on your shoes and nut on your forehead because of how pathetic you're being.

not fapping helps me accomplish those things.

If you're fapping so often that you can't function then you've got bigger problems than fapping

e.t.c

Gas NoNutcels

This shit fits right in as a plot for some weird 60s bohemian novel. Fuck postmodernism did win, the fruits are weird fucks who think no sex makes them immortal.

Some degree of self-discipline? A month-long break from carpal-tunnel?

Carpal-tunnel. Does a break improve technique?

No, it just gives their dominant wrist a break to recover.

Just practice equality. Ambidextrous.

You don't use both of your hands?

I actually use steel wool and hydrogen peroxide because I'm a masochist.

Hot

Icy Hot is also a good alternative to hydrogen peroxide.

Peepee not big enough or hands not small enough

L'mao

Extra precious life force, only to be wasted on gaming.

So a more intense gaming experience and you can last longer.

Personally speaking, I’m a lot more energetic and I don’t feel gross or groggy in the morning either.

My balls feel full, firm, and round.

Nice! Enjoy them while you can in roughly 48h you’ll be baggy :(

It's cold here and now my back is crushing them.

Maybe you just have to pee?

Increased energy, motivation, and testosterone at least for about a week

this is honestly a little weird

We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a seminal war… our Great Depression is our lives.

I did no nut November last year and this year. I still watched porn though, but just didn't jack off.

Eww what are you my dad

OP is a nofapper, everyone laugh at him

this made me consider nofap

join our ranks brothers and ascend with us.

nah

Replies are just lovely

this is weird as shit

I dont understand why magacels and Wifebeater's dont get along better. Allahs choosen people are the most based and redpilled goatfuckers on the world.