Holy shit, they actually lose viewers due to this meme? I thought No Nut November was just a vicious ploy to distract from No Shave November and male cancer awareness. Turns out it's this too.
They suggest that young men genetically predisposed to have hormone-sensitive prostate cancer will be at higher risk if their bodies naturally produce high levels of male hormones -- the same hormones that give them an intense sex drive.
So it's not masturbation itself that's increasing prostate cancer risk in young men. More masturbation may just mean more sex drive -- and more androgens bathing prostate tissues.
There’s no proof that ejaculating more actually causes lower chances of prostate cancer. For now, doctors just know they’re connected. It may be that men who do it more tend to have other healthy habits that are lowering their odds.
maybe if you peeled your eyes off anime tidies you would have enough braincels to understand that correlation doesn't equal causation. This is the problem with many epidemiology studies. Its already well know than eating a low fat diet and exercising are good at reducing prostrate cancer. If you are the kind of moron that spanks himself five times a day you probably don't exercise or eat well.
If you read my other posts you would realize that I agree with the whole porn addiction angle. Yes, you will receive the lifestyle/mental benefits of kicking a porn addiction in the same way you would from kicking any addiction. I think most of the miraculous physiological claims about stopping masturbation are bullshit, most of which (if not all) can be attributed to the self-empowerment of exerting self-control over a bad habit.
one thing i dont get and i dont see talked about is wouldnt you just nut eventually from having a wet dream? are wet dreams just another trick by (((them))) and dont really exist?
Serious post, recently I have had issues with wet dreams. I found out that if I sleep on my back I can cut it drastically. Also washing my balls with cold water work.
Eh, the 18-24 demo is only a few percentage points down and they're the most likely participants, whereas it accelerates more with each older demo. I think they're just trying to excuse a general decline
ye it says Oct and Nov so that trend started and stayed consistent thru Oct? they dont show previous either. hard 2 believe a buncha boomers r goin on about no nut november to each other and spreading it
thats the kinda thing internet autists who dont interact with ppl irl sperg about
Hot Take: I don't hate this No Nut November meme. It's sort of a secular Lent, while the benefits of abstention aren't exceptional, giving up something like this for an extended period of time helps building good habits.
I just got a VR headset. If I wasn't in a relationship already I'd marry this thing. VR porn is fucking Satan man.
The scary thing is when you're jerking off you're completely cut off from the outside world, my nightmare is taking off the headset and seeing my family looking at me with disgust and shame.
Even if that was a guaranteed scenario, I'd still do it though. This is the new frontier.
Agreed! It's a menace to society. Just this morning some PAWG sniped my parking space. Then, a Milf Stepmom cut the line at the grocery store. Porn must be stopped!
No I'm being serious! Porn is bad for your mental health as a consumer, and its even worse for the actors that get exploited daily and can barely make any many in the industry.
Come on, now... 99% of people fap during/after porn so it does promote something.
I think that you're getting your causation wrong here, buddy. People tend to watch porn while they are fapping. It's fapping that promotes porn, not porn that promotes fapping.
I mean, of course there are some people who actually do it wrong, but I think that in their cases it's more of a good eugenics honestly.
The porn industry didn’t tell me that. It’s healthy to have regular orgasms they make you feel good, lowers stress, combats depression and puts a nice glow on your skin.
It’s healthy to have regular orgasms they make you feel good, lowers stress, combats depression and puts a nice glow on your skin.
Proof?
These are all lies that you have been told to feel less guilty. The truth is you are a sick fuck that squirts out weird disgusting shit. In a fair world you would be caned for that kind of shit.
Lmao, look how pathetic you are. You have a sex therapist, you probably pay them hundreds of dollars to listen to dumb talking points they were given by big porn companies. You need to man the fuck up and stop giving your hormones power over you.
You wait until my power levels max out at the end of this month, I will literally T-bone you with swollen scrotum. Your insolence will not be forgotten
It's tea-bag, as in, dipping a teabag in a cup repeatedly.
Seriously though, do you really think that intentionally getting into the state of mind where every femoid like literally glows in your vision and you're willing to do anything they ask is somehow liberating?
You are noticing them paying attention to you not because you've become a shining sun of victory, but because you've effectively cut your wrist in shark infested waters.
Science shows you become a 10/10 from a 3/10 when you dont fap, how about you put that self-discipline into lifting and actually bettering yourself instead of pretending you accomplish a feat because you didn't jerk off for a month, jesus christ man, get a hold of yourself. I'd spit on your shoes and nut on your forehead because of how pathetic you're being.
This shit fits right in as a plot for some weird 60s bohemian novel. Fuck postmodernism did win, the fruits are weird fucks who think no sex makes them immortal.
We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a seminal war… our Great Depression is our lives.
I dont understand why magacels and Wifebeater's dont get along better. Allahs choosen people are the most based and redpilled goatfuckers on the world.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-07
It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.
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1 Baconlightning 2018-11-07
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-07
I hate foids
1 darkinard 2018-11-07
What about troids?
1 ___Moufasa___ 2018-11-07
I hate holes too
1 MacAndShits 2018-11-07
I like digging holes and hiding things inside 'em
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-07
Well that makes sense. Foids don't nut, so they don't adhere to No Nut November
1 mydramaaccount 2018-11-07
Holy shit, they actually lose viewers due to this meme? I thought No Nut November was just a vicious ploy to distract from No Shave November and male cancer awareness. Turns out it's this too.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
Cancer rates have also shot down
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Wait, are you a True Believer in the power of Precious Bodily Fluids?
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
its proven science
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk
Exercise some critical thought here, man.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk#1
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
...that quote doesn't actually support your argument at all.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
maybe if you peeled your eyes off anime tidies you would have enough braincels to understand that correlation doesn't equal causation. This is the problem with many epidemiology studies. Its already well know than eating a low fat diet and exercising are good at reducing prostrate cancer. If you are the kind of moron that spanks himself five times a day you probably don't exercise or eat well.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
If you read my other posts you would realize that I agree with the whole porn addiction angle. Yes, you will receive the lifestyle/mental benefits of kicking a porn addiction in the same way you would from kicking any addiction. I think most of the miraculous physiological claims about stopping masturbation are bullshit, most of which (if not all) can be attributed to the self-empowerment of exerting self-control over a bad habit.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-07
it looks like you two morons are in violent agreement with each other.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
I've been in violent agreement with ur mum all along.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Fuck off, you can't tell me what I am.
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-07
one thing i dont get and i dont see talked about is wouldnt you just nut eventually from having a wet dream? are wet dreams just another trick by (((them))) and dont really exist?
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
Serious post, recently I have had issues with wet dreams. I found out that if I sleep on my back I can cut it drastically. Also washing my balls with cold water work.
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-07
thank you for the reply and that took a lot of courage to admit
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-07
I found flipping my dakimakura so I face the non-nude side has helped a lot. You should try this too
1 ItsSugar 2018-11-07
...in the last week?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-07
Eh, the 18-24 demo is only a few percentage points down and they're the most likely participants, whereas it accelerates more with each older demo. I think they're just trying to excuse a general decline
1 dratamard2 2018-11-07
ye it says Oct and Nov so that trend started and stayed consistent thru Oct? they dont show previous either. hard 2 believe a buncha boomers r goin on about no nut november to each other and spreading it
thats the kinda thing internet autists who dont interact with ppl irl sperg about
1 xthek 2018-11-07
everyone's moving to furry porn
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-07
moving?
1 xthek 2018-11-07
same
1 ItsSugar 2018-11-07
The 65+ age group is probably decloning due to death lmao.
Also, pictures of halloween costumes in social media probably displace porn in early November.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-07
oh god I hope the boomers aren't cloning themselves, we'd never be rid of them
1 22333444455555666666 2018-11-07
its actually just that i've been extra horny and going overtime on blowing senior citizens
my bad xhamster 😔
1 Vurtizontal 2018-11-07
They really should just ignore it, sperging out on twitter just makes it weird.
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-11-07
Hot Take: I don't hate this No Nut November meme. It's sort of a secular Lent, while the benefits of abstention aren't exceptional, giving up something like this for an extended period of time helps building good habits.
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-07
Its about self control.
1 shitpersonality 2018-11-07
Its about incest in video streaming.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
Its about saying I'm not nutting butt jerking off to something else
1 QinEmperor 2018-11-07
I literally broke it after swearing I was going to do NNN at midnight of November 1st.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-11-07
I just got a VR headset. If I wasn't in a relationship already I'd marry this thing. VR porn is fucking Satan man.
The scary thing is when you're jerking off you're completely cut off from the outside world, my nightmare is taking off the headset and seeing my family looking at me with disgust and shame.
Even if that was a guaranteed scenario, I'd still do it though. This is the new frontier.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-07
Is it all FPV, or is there more traditional porn where you watch two other people fucking, can walk around them etc?
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-11-07
This is how I imagine you look
1 Bankrotas 2018-11-07
It's unhealthy practice. Prostate cancer prevention recommends least 20 ejaculations a month for people over 30.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-07
I'm gonna try this. I'll update you to see how it goes.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
Night shut the fuck up, you ain't nutting till your wife's boyfriend say so
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-07
Even easier
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
PS am kidding, don't ban me like last time
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-07
When did I ban you?
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
Meh I thought it was you
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-07
Nope. I only ban ppl I don’t like
1 Happypumkin 2018-11-07
Isn't that everyone?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-07
Good point
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-07
Q predicted this
1 better_bot 2018-11-07
Lol, tradcucks out in force.
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-07
I hate porn, it should be banned!
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-11-07
Agreed! It's a menace to society. Just this morning some PAWG sniped my parking space. Then, a Milf Stepmom cut the line at the grocery store. Porn must be stopped!
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-07
No I'm being serious! Porn is bad for your mental health as a consumer, and its even worse for the actors that get exploited daily and can barely make any many in the industry.
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-07
Hmmm...
1 vjaY619 2018-11-07
He isn't wrong. It not only promotes degenerate hedonistic lifestyles that come with a plethora of problems but it also addicts people to it.
Porn is unironically a cancer to society.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Funny how you lead with this instead of the much more obvious fact that porn addiction is a real thing.
1 vjaY619 2018-11-07
I mentioned addiction, I consider both equally bad.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
Porn doesn't promote shit tho that's like saying action movies promote violence
1 vjaY619 2018-11-07
Keep fapping your life away then.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
Keep your cum all you want sweaty, its not gonna make you a chad
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Heroin doesn't promote drug-addled muggings.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
You control yourself and all your actions only retards blame it on something else
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Good point. We should legalize all substances.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
Good thing my substance is already legal lol its over for non weedcels
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Don't worry, if allgoes according to plan, cock will be illegal soon enough.
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-11-07
🥦😍🥦😍🥦
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-07
Heroine usually doesn't automatically injected in your arm, retard.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
How the fuck am I going to inject a heroine into my arm? Liquidize Wonder Woman?
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-07
Dude le grammar mistake
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Heroin/heroine is a fun one because I still have to take a second to remember which is which.
1 Ranilen 2018-11-07
I don't think you can do that directly. You probably have to freebase her or something.
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-11-07
I'm addicted to the shine on Bruce Willis' head.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
I'm addicted to tight bussy we all have our addictions friend
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-11-07
A wiser addiction. There are many a tight bussy in the world but only one bald head of Bruce Willy.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-11-07
Come on, now... 99% of people fap during/after porn so it does promote something.
It's like people would start fighting during Bruce Li movies.
Not exactly apt comparison.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-07
I think that you're getting your causation wrong here, buddy. People tend to watch porn while they are fapping. It's fapping that promotes porn, not porn that promotes fapping.
I mean, of course there are some people who actually do it wrong, but I think that in their cases it's more of a good eugenics honestly.
1 error404brain 2018-11-07
wtf I love porn now.
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-11-07
Well there's your problem.
What about camwhores and the rise of user submitted poorknow? Surely their earnings would be comparable to your average Twitch-thot titty streamer.
If not making enough money is exploitation then open me up a case. And I'm not even getting any fucky/sucky at my job.
1 SpacePanther17 2018-11-07
OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-07
:(
1 Momruepari 2018-11-07
wtf I love porn now
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-11-07
Don't @ me unless it's hyper-degrading turbo porn.
1 libelecsBlackWolf 2018-11-07
Yeah, also males shouldn't be allowed to have sexual pleasure without a foid's permission!
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
"Day of the cock lock when" - foids probably
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-11-07
🔪🍆 Cock
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-07
You don't need porn to masturbate.
1 libelecsBlackWolf 2018-11-07
Right, that's why it's called "No-Porn November" and not "No-Nut November"
1 xthek 2018-11-07
this is the official r/gendercritical line
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1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-07
Except for JAV at least, getting rid of these small, cuties would be a crime against humanity
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-07
wrong
we should follow Australia's lead and ban all small breasted women in porn
cup C and up only
1 PotentialFortune5 2018-11-07
This but unironcly
1 chunk_o 2018-11-07
I uh gree with that.
1 trappysaruh 2018-11-07
inshallah strike down gonewild for their crimes against our november troops
1 lifesbrink 2018-11-07
Imagine being so fucking stupid you hate porn and blame it for your own issues.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
Imagine being so fucking stupid you hate heroin/Cancer/Schizophrenia and blame it for your own issues.
1 Velxon 2018-11-07
Its OVER for copecels
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
Apart from desperately counting down the days to Dec 1st for an orgasm what else do guys get out of this form of self torture?
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
self discipline, better health, becoming more confident, becoming more attractive.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
Hey buddy r/semenretainment is 3 subs down
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-11-07
Fuck you
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-07
Lmao imagine blaming porn for being an uggo incel.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
I’d imagine mental health would decline because you’re going around sexually frustrated 24/7 horned up to the max and in a bad mood.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
That's a lie that big porn told you, most human beings don't go around sexually frustrated if they don't masturbate. Its not something you need to do.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
The porn industry didn’t tell me that. It’s healthy to have regular orgasms they make you feel good, lowers stress, combats depression and puts a nice glow on your skin.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
Proof?
These are all lies that you have been told to feel less guilty. The truth is you are a sick fuck that squirts out weird disgusting shit. In a fair world you would be caned for that kind of shit.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
Proof. I’m not your PA do your own research.
Why should anyone be left to feel guilty or ashamed that they get themselves off or have sex? You need help from a sex therapist imo
I’ll agree with the sick fuck part though. You’ve nailed me on that.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
Lmao, look how pathetic you are. You have a sex therapist, you probably pay them hundreds of dollars to listen to dumb talking points they were given by big porn companies. You need to man the fuck up and stop giving your hormones power over you.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
Unfortunately I don’t have a sex therapist :( Maybe I’ll get one or two for Christmas from LoveHoney or Ann Summers.
Stop trying to bust my ovaries because you’re only seven days in and already struggling on your nut free diet.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-07
That's because most human beings have regular sex. Unlike you. But masturbation is the next best thing.
Imagine being so incel you don't even masturbate, LMAO.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
You wait until my power levels max out at the end of this month, I will literally T-bone you with swollen scrotum. Your insolence will not be forgotten
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-07
It's tea-bag, as in, dipping a teabag in a cup repeatedly.
Seriously though, do you really think that intentionally getting into the state of mind where every femoid like literally glows in your vision and you're willing to do anything they ask is somehow liberating?
You are noticing them paying attention to you not because you've become a shining sun of victory, but because you've effectively cut your wrist in shark infested waters.
1 Vurtizontal 2018-11-07
Your being fake sarcastic aren't you. This is some weird internet right wing thing isn't.
1 WildHotDawg 2018-11-07
Science shows you become a 10/10 from a 3/10 when you dont fap, how about you put that self-discipline into lifting and actually bettering yourself instead of pretending you accomplish a feat because you didn't jerk off for a month, jesus christ man, get a hold of yourself. I'd spit on your shoes and nut on your forehead because of how pathetic you're being.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
not fapping helps me accomplish those things.
1 WildHotDawg 2018-11-07
If you're fapping so often that you can't function then you've got bigger problems than fapping
1 ItsSugar 2018-11-07
Gas NoNutcels
1 Vurtizontal 2018-11-07
This shit fits right in as a plot for some weird 60s bohemian novel. Fuck postmodernism did win, the fruits are weird fucks who think no sex makes them immortal.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Some degree of self-discipline? A month-long break from carpal-tunnel?
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
Carpal-tunnel. Does a break improve technique?
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
No, it just gives their dominant wrist a break to recover.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
Just practice equality. Ambidextrous.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-07
You don't use both of your hands?
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
I actually use steel wool and hydrogen peroxide because I'm a masochist.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-07
Hot
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-11-07
Icy Hot is also a good alternative to hydrogen peroxide.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
Peepee not big enough or hands not small enough
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-07
L'mao
1 acidoverbasic 2018-11-07
Extra precious life force, only to be wasted on gaming.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
So a more intense gaming experience and you can last longer.
1 T0yN0k 2018-11-07
Personally speaking, I’m a lot more energetic and I don’t feel gross or groggy in the morning either.
1 Banned4Shitposting 2018-11-07
My balls feel full, firm, and round.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-07
Nice! Enjoy them while you can in roughly 48h you’ll be baggy :(
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-11-07
It's cold here and now my back is crushing them.
1 Ranilen 2018-11-07
Maybe you just have to pee?
1 Based_Gob 2018-11-07
Increased energy, motivation, and testosterone at least for about a week
1 SkaterMan 2018-11-07
this is honestly a little weird
1 SignalEvent 2018-11-07
We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a seminal war… our Great Depression is our lives.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-11-07
I did no nut November last year and this year. I still watched porn though, but just didn't jack off.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-07
Eww what are you my dad
1 drugsrgay 2018-11-07
OP is a nofapper, everyone laugh at him
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-07
https://twitter.com/_Tradawg/status/1060016028476940289 what is that kind of traps called?
1 sooth_ 2018-11-07
this made me consider nofap
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-07
join our ranks brothers and ascend with us.
1 sooth_ 2018-11-07
nah
1 ItsSugar 2018-11-07
Go to /r/MGTOWWOM
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-11-07
Replies are just lovely
1 grungebot5000 2018-11-07
this is weird as shit
1 Kellere31 2018-11-07
I dont understand why magacels and Wifebeater's dont get along better. Allahs choosen people are the most based and redpilled goatfuckers on the world.