The Fortnite default dance is a meme among internet users and within their culture. But what they don't show you is its effect on people.
It behaves like a cancer, taking you over to propagate and then destroying the useless host.
I learned to do the default dance around a month ago, not knowing of the risk this posed, but now I can slowly feel it taking hold. I have begun hearing the song everywhere- in my ringtone (the anthem of Soviet Russia), pop songs, my alarm, etc. I even began to experience aural hallucinations, hearing the music even in complete silence. I randomly feel a sudden urge to to the dance. I have even caved to these episodes, performing the dance in public at the most inconvenient of times.
It has also affected my physical condition. The muscles in my knees and hips have strengthened, and muscle memory has begun to force me to walk the way you see done in the default dance, with one foot being placed directly in front of the other. I have tried altering my lifestyle to combat this change, but it is progressing nonetheless.
I have become withdrawn in order to hide this awful side of me, the hidden corners of my personality, from the people I love.
Please. Listen. STOP DOING THE DEFAULT DANCE. I have learned from suffering, and I hope you learn from me so you do not suffer as well. I will delete my social media accounts to prevent myself from spreading this terrible thing.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-08
It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.
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1 duckraul2 2018-11-08
It's over for vanillacels
1 ItsSugar 2018-11-08
We are talking about the pots that long for the days of "classic WoW", aren't we?
1 SeattleFingers 2018-11-08
The Fortnite default dance is a meme among internet users and within their culture. But what they don't show you is its effect on people.
It behaves like a cancer, taking you over to propagate and then destroying the useless host.
I learned to do the default dance around a month ago, not knowing of the risk this posed, but now I can slowly feel it taking hold. I have begun hearing the song everywhere- in my ringtone (the anthem of Soviet Russia), pop songs, my alarm, etc. I even began to experience aural hallucinations, hearing the music even in complete silence. I randomly feel a sudden urge to to the dance. I have even caved to these episodes, performing the dance in public at the most inconvenient of times.
It has also affected my physical condition. The muscles in my knees and hips have strengthened, and muscle memory has begun to force me to walk the way you see done in the default dance, with one foot being placed directly in front of the other. I have tried altering my lifestyle to combat this change, but it is progressing nonetheless.
I have become withdrawn in order to hide this awful side of me, the hidden corners of my personality, from the people I love.
Please. Listen. STOP DOING THE DEFAULT DANCE. I have learned from suffering, and I hope you learn from me so you do not suffer as well. I will delete my social media accounts to prevent myself from spreading this terrible thing.
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1 LongPostBot 2018-11-08
Posts like this is why I do Heroine.
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