And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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Gravity is neo nazi!

GRAVITY IS FASCIST!

It’s over for gravitycels

Hope this poor and feeble old woman is allowed to rest away from such a life she can't handle anymore. With the body going, the mind is not far behind

Good for her and good for drama too

Could Gamergate be behind Gravity?

Newtons around the world, RISE UP!!!

More like, FALL DOWN?

Teleports behind you

Tough break kid

"Why Trump's connections to gravity need to be investigated" - CNN

Did you consent to gravity? Me neither.

Is it morally right to bring people into this world who cannot consent to being molested by gravity?

Gravity in possible collusion with Russian operatives?

Mueller is coming for gravity next

Apparently RGB was the Nazi all along:

Ginsburg said she presumes Hillary Clinton will be elected president in November. When asked about the possibility of Donald Trump assuming the presidency instead, Ginsburg responded, “I don’t want to think about that possibility, but if it should be, then everything is up for grabs.” The justice then acknowledged that the future of the court will be decided by the next president:

“It’s likely that the next president, whoever she will be, will have a few appointments to make,” Ginsburg said with a smile.

Oops.

Oh wow she basically gave her seat to drumpft! The thing about neo nazis is they are literally everywhere.

This woman was literally best friends with Justice Scalia....

Has no one stopped and thought about the possibility that she is operating on principle by not politicizing her retirement???

Has no one stopped and thought about the possibility that she is operating on principle by not politicizing her retirement???

hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah

Why would anyone think that? She practically just winked as she explained that's exactly what she was doing.

She just bet the entire country on it and bet wrong.

but if it should be, then everything is up for grabs.

quite the conniving little libtard that's for sure. Look I don't even like her body of work on the court but let's not pretend that she simply never considered the possibility that she might die with a Republican in office.

She was facing the same situation before Trump was a serious candidate and Rubio/Jeb!/Cruz/ vs Clinton/Biden/Warren/Sanders was the pool of potential presidents.

She didn't let differences in politics, constitutional outlooks, or philosophy stop her from murdering wildlife with Justice ScaREEEa and it's not too far of a stretch to suggest she took the same approach to her allegedly inevitable exit from the bench.

but let's not pretend that she simply never considered the possibility that she might die with a Republican in office.

Ahem.

“It’s likely that the next president, whoever she will be, will have a few appointments to make,”

She considered it alright.

You should really try to make it to the end before you start replying.

Also, I totally stopped reading myself after "with a republican in office". And yes I am aware of the irony/hypocrisy, so don't bother pointing it out.

Then I don't know what you're trying to argue. She might have "bet the entire country"... or she might have made principled decision to avoid political considerations from influencing her retirement.

Meanwhile Clarence Thomas has exactly 2 years to avoid an equal and opposite meltdown by conservatives.

She gave her political opponents a chance to fill her seat on the bench. It may not be wise but it wasn't an "oopsie" and we have no reason to think she's being petty.

the next president, whoever she will be

will have a few appointments to make

said with a smile.

That she wanted to retire under the first female president and fully intended to do so, and was smugly and coyly bragging about how stacked the SC was about to become.

I can't help you any more if you can't understand the only thing she's actually communicating there.

Ok, and you can take that statement as 100% serious, or you can try and become and adult and attribute more rational explanations to the decision making of a Supreme Court Justice.

Supreme Court is a little rape den full of frat bros, sorry but I refuse to take those Nazis seriously.

That's what I did when I assumed she thought about it before she made her shitty decision. That was me assuming the best of her. I was doing her a favor.

Meanwhile Clarence Thomas, who you just invoked yourself, put a pube on a woman's coke can.

This is also the group that collectively decided that money is the same as speech and corporations are people.

Paragons of decency and rationality, they are.

This is also the group that collectively decided that money is the same as speech and corporations are people.

Can you explain in your own words what do you think that stuff about corporations was about?

and you can take that statement as 100% serious,

Dude she said she was going to leave the country if Trump won lmao

What I don't get is why people flatter her so much. I really believe that most of those people couldn't name a single groundbreaking decision of hers in the Court to begin with.

Why do jews have such a hard on for Italians?

We're extremely similar culturally but Italians are far more traditionally masculine.

you AND goys! Jesus, there's a lot of Jews on r/Drama.

It must be a New York/ New Jersey thing. There are Italians where I am but pretty much no Jews

I'm Italian not Jewish. BUT I would like to marry a nice Jewish girl so my kids could be part of the chosen people.

Unfortunately I am also a wop

Unironically queuing up for a jewess

americans arent italians, just silly murricans.

Actually I am burger

Ha. No. Not anyone who has read her comments about the matter. She has been mighty openly partisan.

Which she shouldn't have done. Justices are not allowed to be that blatantly political

Yes, the real problem with a SCJ being a nazi is the jurisprudential conflict of interest that comes up when they are too overtly political.

This but unironically

then everything is up for grabs

She wasn't wrong about that; a lot of pussies were grabbed.

Eww. Smelly.

Heil Hydra

Gravity doesn’t care about your feelings 😤😤😤

Grav-i-ty > RBG

Effective when is the new congress disposition?

January 20th I think?

Congress doesn’t mean shit in SCOTUS nominations. The Senate confirms them. The Senate where Republicans just increased their majority.

Kavanagh 2: electric boogaloo

Enjoy having a conservative supreme court for the foreseeable future

Kavanamfgh cheeto man

Glroyoumppffddfphpb

god, it will be glorious

The slapfights between Supreme Court and the liberal circuit courts are going to get even more silly.

There will be no slapfights. Constitutionally,the SCOTUS has a bigger dick than the rest of the circuit combined, and that is all that matters.

You'd think so, but if that were the case the circuit courts would have stopped filing injunctions the moment the Supreme Court first reminded them of the privileges of the Presidency.

Trump will just outlaw Democrats and the SCOTUS will uphold it.

Nah, he’s gonna re-legalize slavery and force every Democrat into it

Time to ##LITERALLY OWN THE LIBS

Thomas and Kavanaugh are both of the opinion that the lower courts don't have the authority to issue injunctions that affect the whole country. Some of the other justices might hold the same opinion. Get a case in front of the SC making that argument and it may be over for federal judge shopping.

If we could nuke judge shopping slightly, that would be nice.

You arent yoo familiar with the ninth circuit

I literally just want the NFA declared unconstitutional

Trump's filling the circuit courts as well. It's gonna be MAGA all the way down.

Already erect

Oh, I will.

Everything is happening so fast. I love it so much, but it can be overwhelming. Something is happening.

Every day is something new, Dramacoin is skyrocketing. Now the real question is, are we in a bubble?

The thing about dramacoin is, when the bubble bursts it's just more drama!

We will never see a drop!

It's like 1929 all over again!

WSB hates us for our never ending gains!

Imagine seeing an age of global understanding and cooperation. Yikes!

All in! Perpetually Bullish!

Now I just have a picture in my head of a drama autist fighting in the second civil war saying “that was a good meme” when getting shot at

"Old people gonna old people" - Q

Q predicted this!

I think somewhere out in space, our mind controlling alien overlords were sitting in the control room bored as fuck, and they decided to turn half the knobs to the max and see what happens

Is those FISA docs go out, fucking god.

Holy shit. This is going to be epic guys.

BTW can daddy fill Supreme Court now that he doesn't have the house.

He doesnt need the house. He needs the senate, so yes he can absolutely stack the supreme court. Just remember it was her turn.

He needs the senate, so yes he can absolutely stack the supreme court.

If old lady retires, it's going to be bloody.

And the retards here were saying that there is going to be less drama for the next few years.

I was right!

Dramacoin is appreciating in value as we speak

It is going to skyrocket but buy buy.

I can't wait for the livestreams of people hitting each other with bikelocks and baseball bats.

retires You mean, if she dies. Ginsburg would order her doctors to wheel her to the court in an iron lung before giving Trump an early opportunity appoint her successor.

Said this before. Put her in machine to keep her alive with a yes and no button she can press for deciding criminal cases

Put her in machine

nice

to keep her alive

oh right less nice

i was thinking like a trash compactor

No, like this picture of some guy I found

The sitting president decides who and the senate agrees or disagrees. Guess who has at least 54 seats.

Wait, the R's picked up more Senate seats on Tuesday?

they'll be between +3 and +0 in the senate depending on recounts that they're likely to win.

Between +2 and +5 seats were picked up They are at 51 seats right now, with out the three lean Republicans races not called

+3 , also the neutral seats are at 3 or 4 if I remember right.

So worse case scenario for dems is that reps could have a 57-58 advantage over the senate now.

No. They are at 51/46 with 3 to be decided still. 54 is the highest possible mark for the GOP right now, not lowest.

Ah cool, this guy knows ^

Arizona and flordia are counted red but dems are trying to find more votes lmao. Mississippi has a special election runoff thats almost 60% red. Thats 54 bare minimum.

BTW can daddy fill Supreme Court now that he doesn't have the house.

Yes, the house is a consolation prize this election.

If you compare numbers for that last 5 presidents, this midterm is actually an upward trend for the second half of first term presidents.

I think Rs lost 20 something house seats? The last few presidents lost 50 or more after their first two years. So it's not total control, or a total victory, however; it means that Pelosi will actually now have to cross the aisle to make anything doable for her side in the Senate. It was the least dramatic outcome and unironically will draw both side of the aisle slightly closer. I think we are going to start seeing some weird bi-partisan shit pretty soon.

Moar liek WeWuzHouse and sheeeit

watch, trump will nominate a woman

I hope a man makes (at least somewhat-credible) sex allegations against her to really get the drama going.

the drama will be glorious

Trump nominates oprah

Me: Ms Winfrey rimmed my asshole sometime between 1989 to 2018. I don't remember the exact details but I am 100% certain she did this to me. I want her to apologize to me and all the men she assaulted and I want $50 millions for settlement.

But if she gets the nomination anyway then just forget the whole thing.

I guess really the spicier drama would be if he nominated somebody who had made barely-credible accusations against somebody else. What’s that duke lacrosse team girl up to these days?

You're thinking too small.

How does "Justice Rose McGowan" sound?

I came.

She’s in jail because she murdered her boyfriend lol

So if he gives her a pardon then nominates her we get even more drama.

Sitting behind bars for at least another decade after repeatedly stabbing her boy friend until he died

I hope a man makes (at least somewhat-credible) sex allegations against her to really get the drama going.

That won't be intersectional enough for democrats to get crowd.

For a woman, the false accusations will be racism.

Lmao yes it will if the woman has R by her name.

Hard R even.

I hope a man makes (at least somewhat-credible) sex allegations against her to really get the drama going.

That won't be intersectional enough for democrats to get their crowd out.

> at least somewhat-credible

That's a tall order. In order for it to be credible it will have to be allegations from 30 years ago by a man she's never met.

Holy shit, she raped Trump and he still nominated her?

#bravery

It might be Amy Barett, so feinstein can't choose any dudes to make up a false accusation. She's probably interviewing black trannies for the job right now.

If so we should be in for some excellent screeds about the evils of white wammen

Tbh there is always a need for screeds exposing the evils of white women

Fienstein already attacker her religion once. That would be an juicy exchange

It’ll probably be amy coney barrett right?

I hope so, it will be hysterical seeing the feminists attack a woman for... well whatever they make up.

Barrett was already the choice a lot of conservatives wanted instead of Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh was a dark horse in the initial nominations. She's the perfect combination of right-wing purity checkboxes and triggering the other side through identity politics.

Has several tapped and ready to go: https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2018/07/203511/women-supreme-court-trump-nominee-kennedy-retirement

He'll nominate Dr. Ford.

And they will call her racist.

And a democrat one at that for maximum lels

When did you Jordan Peterson-worshipping manlets all invade r/drama?

Is this something organized?

Someone needs to finish their lobster and go clean their room.

His supposed next choice is a super conservative female with adopted african children I believe, if he really picks her we are going to see some really out there next level mental gymnastics.

bruh if he nominates a liberal woman ill lose my shit

After lack luster midterms dramacoin is posing for bullrun.

I can hardly believe that it's only been two years 😍

best title game for this incident

I feel like there could have been a life alert plug put in there somewhere.

Reworded it and sent it to a FB group chat, getting several lmaos back.

As always I thank drama for its contributions that make me seem wittier than I am. No, I'm not paying any of you.

The screeching we're going to hear is going to be unbearable.

LIFEALERT ACTIVATED

My god I cannot wait for this hag to be off the court.

She has fallen, but can she get up?

You'd think the Dems would have her living in a plastic bubble with 24/7 security the rest of Trump's presidency

Aren't they semi joking about that in /r/politics right now?

You think Politics actually jokes?

I mean, I don't know if it's serious or if it is someone from Drama being satirical.

Fair, but it will get upvotes regardless from the members.

Thing is, the dems probably won’t win the senate in 2020. They went all in in congress for once and this was the result, barely a majority in congress and a loss in the Senate.

Next election they will pay all their attention to the presidential election and the reps will silently sweep congress again.

They’re fucked no matter what.

People are by nature downballot voters. Trump has shown, in 2 elections, that he can encourage massive voter turnout. It will be interesting to see how the election works out.

The problem is, Trump actually winning was the worst thing for the alt-right. The second worst thing is stacking the Supreme Court with conservative judges. The failure of the Blue Wave is the third, actually.

Conservative voter turnout depends on the anxiety about Progressives destroying the country. If it looks all boring like, we won, kept winning more or less, they'd rather stay at home drinking beer on the election day.

This is my totally misinformed serious opinion.

Lol god bless you for calling yourself misinformed. You’re actually 100% correct, if it was anyone but Trump. See, most republican presidents become friends with the left wingers in Congress. They work together, make concessions, and have a fairly easy 4-8 years. There’s no fire or flash. Trump is the opposite. He is constantly attacking and being attacked by the left. Not once a week, every single day for the past 2 years. The way he acts, and the way the media acts towards him, makes his base engaged and makes them feel that if they don’t vote, they’re in the fight of their life.

They had a very bad map this time around. We'll see what happens

The map is better 2020 but after Tuesday not as much as it looks at first glance.

21 R seats up and 12 D. For sure Doug Jones will lose. The senate is likely to be 54-46, so the they will need to flip 6 seats and lose only 1. Which doesnt sound a lot but there not that many weak Republicans seats up for re-election after looking at election results.

8 republican senators were up for election on tuesday vs 22 in 2020. wtf are you smoking?

Currently on /r/politics

In regards to the mention that every broken rib correlates to a 27% rise in fatality for the elderly:

"But how many of those elderly patients can do 10 pushups? RBG is not your stereotypical old lady. She has decades of work that she fighting for. "

Is 10 pushups actually considered impressive for old people? I mean maybe if they are absolute cripples who can't get out of bed...

10 pushups is good for how old she is, but pneumonia doesn't care.

Alt-Right pneumonia attacks an old lady! Nation in mourning.

Hitler really is rising from his ashes.

she prob weighs like 20 kg though how hard is that to push up

10 push-ups is a lot for 85 years old.

Can she really do 10 push-ups though?

The photographs I've seen she always has a trainer right next to her, so who knows if they're actually unassisted.

Then again, it is true that bones get fucked as you get old. My mother is in really good shape for her age, but she broke a bone in her foot just walking down the stairs almost a decade ago. She was still active for the time and we still go on hikes, so with bones it's not always about being fit.

Fractured. Doesn’t sound like complete breaks.

My dad got pneumonia after fracturing 1 rib and he was 42 at the time. Scared the shit out of me as a kid because I didn’t realize how serious a fucking crack was to a guy who was still into mountain climbing and in great physical shape.

And yes, she can do 10 push-ups. So for her age is in good shape, but things escalate nightmarishly fast when you’re old.

It's impressive for Reddit.

For an 85 year-old woman? That's way better than average.

Even 10 girl push ups are pretty good for your typical 85 year-old woman.

10 pushups is a lot for me

75% of the neckbeard fucks on reddit couldn't do one. 10 pushups is ridiculously impressive for someone who's that old (assuming it's legit)

.... actually yes. RBG was well known for being more of a gym bro than Paul Ryan during his PR blitz.

God it's fucking weird to say that.

Depends?

Most people in general are lazy and don't train. Without training it's reasonable to expect a man or woman over 60 to not be able to do even one pushup.

However, with training then all bets are off. I've known 70+ year olds that can bang out 100 push-ups, but they'd been doing similar feats most of their adult lives.

I'm a middle aged man and I can overhead press over 100kg. That's a pretty impressive feat for even a 20 year old, but in my age group that practically makes me elite. The only difference between me and my peers is that I've trained and trained and trained. If I keep training like this, when I'm over 70, I expect that I'll be even more superior than my peers even as I get weaker.

TL;DR The more you exercise, the more fit you are as an old person.

As always AgainstHateSubreddits doesn't disappoint :

RBG is tougher than all those little Donnie2Scoop supporters combined, even with their little play guns. I bet she can do more pushups than them, too.

Do they think she's like a terminator or something?

This is why they cried when Trump one. When RBG dies, they are also gonna cry. They set themselves up to expect the best possible outcome and when it doesn't happen they lose their mind.

It's like wishful thinking doesn't work IRL, despite the Reddit hivemind supporting each other in their retarded opinions.

Trump one

This is about what I expected from a MAGAcel.

🤔🤔🤔

My mother works in a hospice/elder care. Broken bones past 80 are lethal, but ribs around moving lungs and moving mid-section? My Mom says maybe 90 days if she's lucky. Now my mom is a cooky religious liberal nut, but she's generally fairly straight forward when it comes to medical shit.

To be fair justice ginsburg has the beat doctors and caretakers money can buy and people sacrificing their first born (fur) children as we speak

Yeah, she'll stretch it like she has already, but 85 is 85.

Thats just confirmation bias because shes only sees people that are more likely to die than not within 6 months. My wife was a hosipice nurse for a bit and she saw lots of 85+ people with bone breaks dying, now shes an ADON at recovery center and sees lots of 85+ people with bone breaks live.

because shes only sees people that are more likely to die than not within 6 months.

It's a hospice/rehab, pretty common in eldercare, so not everyone is in it to die there.

Well hospice is just a concept and service. Its not something you go in for plenty of people do it at home, sometimes that home is a nursing home. And even if youre in a faculty to begin with you'll still have a hospice nurse and social worker separate from the general faculties.

A rehab faculty that has in-house hospice sounds really shitty.

Not defending them, but there's a shit ton. Consolidating elder care saves the companies a lot of money.

The cope is real

The fall kept Ginsburg from attending Thursday's formal investiture ceremony for new Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Hot take: This is all according to keikaku.

And we thought the midterms predictable results meant light drama

C'mon it's only been 12 hours since the last reddit meltdown. I can't handle watching another! (I totally can, fuck this site)

See you bader.

I fucking love the headlines you guys come up with.

If you thought they went hard after Kav, just you wait.

is anyone going to buy the media circus again though after it went nowhere and then disappeared with kavanaugh

are people retarded

You know the answer already

Kav isn't even the first time they did it, so yea.

2018 RBG falls, breaks ribs. Says she has 5 more years

2020 RBG dies. She had 2. No conspiracy dumbfucks, she was 87

Election year, GOP ready to be proven world's largest hypocrites

Trump buried in subpoenas, looking for an ace in the hole. Nominates Garland

GOP furious, refuses to start hearings (again)

Dems double enraged at garland's double snub take presidency and senate

President Harris immediately nominates world first tranny midget muslim

Xe performs exceptionally well in hearings, confirmed with overwhelming bipartisan support

Xe secretly hates Xerself, wishes Xe was a cis white male, pivots right harder than Kavanaugh's beer soaked dick

6-3 supreme court decision forces a 2020 election recount in 2021

Trump begins second term

😴

Absolutely halaal

I laughed

We will pack come 2021

No far right kangaroo court for u

The fall kept Ginsburg from attending Thursday's formal investiture ceremony for new Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Looks like someone just wanted an excuse to not attend Kavvy's ceremony lol

"I pray for Ruth Bader Ginsburg every day," Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., said Sunday. "We cannot allow one more Supreme Court justice to be nominated and get through the Senate by this president, or we’ll lose that court for over a generation."

"I care about her health because it's politically convenient."

Gamergate strikes again.

So far there is no evidence that Kavanagh did NOT push her down the stairs.

It was the scotch tape trick. Brett and the boys used to pull that one back in high school when they drank beer. They liked beer...and scotch tape. Scotch tape can be used for many things when you like to drink beer.

Yep Brett and Thomas are on the loose. Wait until they buy a replica general Lee

Probably get a Stalin Bust shipped in from Russia. The Donald hasn't imposed tariffs on those yet.

Yeah, I can feel the evangelicals collective thoughts and prayers for Ruth Ginsburg's speedy recovery as we speak.

I hope she recovers and realizes she needs to retire before the job kills her.

I hope the evangelicals go to Heaven when they die, but beings they break the 9th Commandment by proxy when they support Donald Trump's lies I kinda doubt they will.

K.

Maybe they all can catch Judge Jeanine's Trolley to Hell to get there...

Someone photoshop Hitler RKOing her. If no one does I might

This is not her first time either.

Fuck

If Trump gets to pick a replacement I hope he goes with a super liberal judge just to fuck with everyone

Trump is going to appoint another straight white male and there is nothing any of you can do about it.

Almost gaureteed it will be a woman this time.

It’s gonna be a crossfitter with a German eagle tattooed on his back

Imagine if she holds on, enduring incomparable suffering, refusing to retire, for 2 more years.

With half the country willing her to die and the other half sending her spirit bomb energy.

And then trump wins 2020.

While people are crying and wailing in the streets after a close Michigan was finally called for president trump, how could a Clinton/Sander ticket lose? Breaking news twitter explodes the notorious justicd RGB had a heart attack and cant be revived.

Aww, I hope she'll be OK. :(

Newtonian physics are clearly misogynist.

lol he's unfit for the job