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The founding of Israel was extremely morally questionable, but anyone who thinks that Israel today is an illegitimate state should take a long walk on a short pier.

Palestians: Literally kills women for no reason, bussy is banned, and overall terrible people

Israel: Equal rights and Gal Gadot

Really activating my almonds

Not to mention that Palestinians have been silent about the even worse oppression that gamers face.

The true crime!

Israel / Palestine is the only drama i dont enjoy, shit is fucking endless, you got drama from people on both sides supporting both.

I personally support Israel on the grounds that i really love Bagels and sodastream was ok.

i seriously would enjoy watching you commit neck rope (in occupied lands).

Imperialist scum like you deserve slaughter by the bluntest end of a knife and i am not even ironic this time.

What do you expect from a crypto Jew

Maybe Palestinians should stop their terrorism since 1948.

And before you claim "occupation"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_attacks_against_Israeli_civilians_before_1967

this happened plenty of times before 67.

Holy shit! Some Israeli civilians got murdered decades ago! I guess that means that Israel should just fire all its nuclear missiles directly at the Gaza strip, that's how morality works, right?

This is always what you fucking Israel defenders do, you point to Palestinians doing bad things as if it were a justification for massive ethnic cleansing and open slaughter. Israel's killed orders of magnitude more Palestinian civilians than Palestine has killed Israeli civilians, and is actively settling their territory and ethnically cleansing them from their homeland. Fuck off.

Maybe Palestinians should just git gud.

I'm sure they'd love to, but Israel is spawn camping them and shooting them every time they try to exit the base.

This is what happens when you try to play with your free account on a premium server.

Pay to win bullass is what I call it.

Implying the jews wouldnt be playing a free account too to save on shekels

Even premium account is free when it's not you paying but your greatest ally. ( ͡$ ͜ʖ ͡$)

They're not ethnically cleansing, stop making shit up.

Palestine elected a group whose core tenet is to exterminate the Jews. That's their core belief over everything else. As long as Hamas exists, Palestine only have themselves to thank for their problems.

Tbh, Israel have been far more humanitarian than I would have expected. After Hamad took over, I was expecting them to just bomb Gaza and the west bank to ruins and forcibly ship any survivors to Jordan.

Holy shit you don't know about the rise of HAMAS do you?

It's a tragically ironic story.

They're not ethnically cleansing, stop making shit up.

Oh, yeah, it's not ethnically cleansing to push people off their land and replace them with members of your preferred ethnic group. That's uh... idk... ethnic redistribution?

Palestine elected a group whose core tenet is to exterminate the Jews. That's their core belief over everything else. As long as Hamas exists, Palestine only have themselves to thank for their problems.

Nah, pretty sure that the people bombing the shit out of them and illegally settling their territory are the ones they have to blame for their problems.

The inane argument Israel defenders like to make that Palestine is reactionary is so fucking pathetic. It's like if somebody sends you a death threat so you artillery bomb their house, killing them, their wife, and their two children. (Also, to make the hypothetical really representative of the situation, the person sending the death threat has been trapped in their house for decades by you putting proximity mines all around the outside and they're also a paraplegic.)

Someone find a roof to throw him off!

YIKES

It's funny to watch the muds kill each other, why are you getting upset about something so funny and literally helpful

They banned Gal Gadot from coming back to Israel for her pro-Palestinian stance tho lol

Israel Equal Rights

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Israel isn't about equal rights, they hate blacks and openly call them names in the street. Not to mention, they treat most non-Jews like shit. Palestine is just shitter, but Israel is still a fucking dump.

Equal rights

Are you legitimately this retarded or just shitposting

Shitposting, but compared to Palestines they have equal rights.

Reddit is legit retarded. They are confused as to why jews and muslims are killing each other in the middle east. Like wtf they've been doing this for 2000 fucking years. Read a book other than harry potter like shit.

Didn't really start killing eachother until the English and French started to really fuck with the Ottoman Empire though. Not saying it was all puppies and rainbows but the "2000 years of war in the middle east" is literally fucking stupid.

but he read a book. and not harry potter. dont correct him until you read a book too.

JIDF go home.

Stop shaming me for giving the centrist take.

Kinkshaming is my kink, buddy. Sorry. 😔😔😔😔😔😔

Good goy

They hated Imperial_Sardaukar because he told the truth

Exactly, wtf do these guys want to do to the Jews living in Israel after they abolish it? Palestinians sure won't let them live with them peacefully, even if there was magically no violence, a Palestinian state would almost certainly implement affirmative action and taxes on Jews for the years of oppression of Palestinians which won't fly with the Jews.

I can’t tell if the chapotards are dumb enough to think that the Jews and Arabs would gather around campfires and sing songs of peace without any problems, or if they secretly get off to the idea of the Palestinians getting their “payback”.

I can’t tell if the chapotards are dumb enough to think that the Jews and Arabs would gather around campfires and sing songs of peace without any problems.

LOL that's not our goal, if we arabs ever retake Jerusalem you best believe the Jews are going to pay reparations and extremely high taxes if they want to continue to stay in their """homes""".

Are you implying any of this is bad? lol

Unironically we should have ethnically cleansed the Germans and let the Jews have that instead

Stop I can only get so hard

Stupid poles got to do it instead

They got to fuck up all of the place names too

Stettin -> Szczecin

The Jews would have hebrewized all the names like they did in Israel. But it would been epic.

I don't think so. Jewish refugees entered Israel mostly speaking Yiddish, not the liturgical Hebrew. Israel's government wanted a unified & indigenized ethnostate, so these people had their Yiddish identities torn from them kicking and screaming.

Most of the refugees were Mizrahi/Sephardi though.

Szczecin was the original name though, the niemtsy (mutes) are just too low-IQ to pronounce alpha Slavic words properly.

mutes

Nah, German is more of a primeval hissing and grunting

Or just invite them all to the us. Israel is an economic powerhouse despite being in a literal warzone. Could have given them a Mormon sized plot somewhere in the middle of the US and reaped the economic benefits. Imagine getting money from joos instead of spending it to defend them.

Check https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Scheme out!

After World War 2, a lot of ethnically-mixed areas in Central Europe that had swapped hands between German and Slavic rulers for centuries were expunged of almost all German-speakers.

The Soviet Union and their allies just settled these areas with the Poles and Czechs living nearby, but in hindsight allowing millions of Jewish refugees to live there could have been a much more peaceful solution to the existential threats facing the Jewish people.

Jewish state in the Eastern Bloc

🤢🤢🤢

This but unironically, just let the Jews stay in their own little happy place

we should have ethnically cleansed Poles and let the Jews have that instead

FTFY

tbbqf the Palestinians are just mad that they've been getting constantly owned epic style for the past 70 years

May God help them and have mercy on their souls

آمين يا رب

5 shekels have been deposited in your account.

JIDF volunteers DO IT FOR FREE.

Actually, it’s such an honor to defend the great State of Israel that I pay the Israeli government for this privilege.

imagine defending israel for free when people get paid to do it

The PLO agreed in principle to the idea of negotiating with Israel in 1974, but most redditors are so old that they still haven't adapted to this new reality we live in.

Just nuke the middle east and suck out all the oil

This but unironically.

Israel is illegitimate to the extent that all currently-existing states are built around the interests of the privileged rather than the welfare of the population.

What really matters is that Israel is currently engaging in one of the most egregious, most destructive, and most potentially genocidal military occupations since World War 2. It's a comparable policy to the eradication of Native American life in the USA after the Civil War or Indonesia's ongoing colonial depopulation strategy in West Papua.

Bickering over whether or not the government that perpetuates these crimes is legitimate is pointless. A government formed by the free consent of every one of its inhabitants can still rape and pillage the people next door.

Post your chud, hog

I dunno, I didn't see the Native American population growing larger under USA occupation, which I can't say about the Heeb-Kebab sandbox.

What really matters is that Israel is currently engaging in one of the most egregious, most destructive, and most potentially genocidal military occupations since World War 2.

Israel has killed 8000 Palestinians since 1987.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_genocides_by_death_toll

Now look at this and fuck off.

That number you quoted is just since 2000, not since 1948. The bulk of the violence against Palestinians happened earlier, during the conflicts with nearby Arab states and as spillover from Israel's invasion of Lebanon in the mid 80s.

But sure, let's play this game. That means more Palestinians have been killed by the Israeli state than Yazidis by ISIS. It's a death toll is exceeded only by the ethnic violence incurred in Sudan and Sri Lanka's far large conflicts.

That number you quoted is just since 2000, not since 1948.

It's from 1987 to 2011.

The bulk of the violence against Palestinians happened earlier

You're the one claiming it's "ongoing"

That means more Palestinians have been killed by the Israeli state than Yazidis by ISIS.

So? Plenty were combatants. Yazidis are not.

It's a death toll is exceeded only by the ethnic violence incurred in Sudan and Sri Lanka's far large conflicts.

Did you forgot Darfur? Myanmar? East Timor? Guatemala? Bosnia? Rwanda? Burundi? Somalia? Iraq? Cambodia? And dozens of other places??

Did you forget Darfur?

Darfur is in Sudan, galaxy brain. But the rest are good.

sorry dad

Why not just take a chunk from Germany and let the Jews have that? Fairs’ fair.

All non-secular countries are illegitimate.

I would say the other way around. The founding of Israel was a legitimate affair where GB gave the land it held to who ever the fuck it wanted like a legit imperial boss nation.

Today though Israel has abused that trust and expanded its internationally recognised borders, taken private land and given it to its own citizens, walled of peoples crops, illegally blocked fishermen form access to their fish, harvested organs of prisoners/casualties and blames anyone who dislikes it for anti semetism.

Heck I can see myself fighting for Israel in 1946 only to fight against it today.

I like the way Alan thinks. We should all treat minorities as gods.

gimme dat foot boi! https://i.imgur.com/oglbmE4.jpg

the muslim lookin dude with his shoes still on

i want em nice and fresh for u il Papa 😂😂

lol. mmm what odor. may i? sluuuuuuuurp

thanks I hate it updoots anyway like a boss

I ❤️️ Gary

Mrow 🐌

Not just the Israeli men, but the Israeli women, and children, too

As well as their herds of cattle, sheep, and asses.

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Is Evan hard left or hard right? I can’t tell.

I don't think the creators of /r/gamersriseup predicted the natural course of ironic memes becoming post-ironic memes

Theres a law for this

Like people mocking people for dumb beliefs then get gullible low iq retards that believe what the original group was mocking

not a law, just a french guy

But seriously, fuck Israel.

Why do gamers care? When was the last time a Palestinian suicide-bombed anybody over the random chance of receiving a skin in a loot crate? Whereas the widely popular MMO Pirates: Tides of Fortune was developed in Israel.

Why does GCJ have to infest every gaming related circlejerk sub? That place was pretty good up until a few months ago.

The Israel/Palestine conflict is such a clusterfuck that the most neutral sources on it are literally the wikipedia articles about it.

lol hilarious

That 1mb header image was unusually taxing. I wonder if Reddit has a limit to the size you can use? Let's get that size up, beef up that header!

Reminder that only MDEgenerates do not support Israel.

Who the fuck even cares about the Middle East?

Arabs aren't people