Shitty-ass haircutcore band quits national tour opening for circa 2006 Hot Topic has-beens over the size of their logo on the tour poster

1  2018-11-09 by TrailerParkBride

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I'm not used to such hate being directed at me and that made me cry

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metalcore

heavy music

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Dude, a lot of the first wave stuff is excellent. Converge has a split record with Agoraphobic Nosebleed for christssake, If that isn't being accepted as "heavy" then I don't know what is. Unless you're one of those weirdos that only listens to drone and doom metal and measure musical heaviness by how likely you are to vomit from the sheer volume of a live set.

Relax, it's just a joke. Anyway, I listen to lots of metal, but I never really found any enjoyment from metalcore or any other -core for that matter.

Agoraphobic Nosebleed

grindcore

Nah, thanks. I can even stand the likes of black metal or tech thrash like Vektor, but grindcore and modern death metal just hurt my head.

Sorry, I didn't mean to come off as aggressive there, I was just trying to bust your balls.

but never really found any enjoyment from metalcore or any other -core for that matter

I'm loathe to claim I like it as a genre, but I'm pretty partial to a lot of the late 90s/early 2000s stuff like Botch and Heart Stops-era Cave In. In [current year] though it definitely seems like the -core suffix is just shorthand for kids with neck tats who want to be in metal bands but can't play their instruments very well. Or they're Attila.

grindcore and modern death metal just hurt my head

Have you heard the new Pig Destroyer album? It's a pretty significant departure from their previous work. There are still some blastbeats and grind elements, but it's much meatier and groovier than I expected, like if they had a baby with Pantera and that baby didn't suck. They even got a bassist.

Pig Destroyer

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For good modern metalcore, check out Cult Leader if you haven't heard them. Mathcore/sludge metal/doom. New album out today.

listening to music made by mayos

smh

Doom and death doom are fantastic genres for when you absolutely need to feel that weird feeling.

If you put black doom on at a normie party you deserve the looks you get.

Anything ''Metal'' is for the weirdos

Can’t tell if that’s a bussy or a gussy.

r/swordorsheath

That right there is the majestic North American jailbait hunter. Ephebaheebiejeebiephile some might call it, and while they wouldn't be wrong that just isn't a very nice thing to say about somebody.

r/swordorsheath

I am confused! whats wrong with me?

Once they become as relevant as amity affliction or senses fail then they can bitch, but they're trash.

Metalcore is the deviantart of music

Edgy!

I have never heard of any of these people.

You're missing nothing of value