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Kinda have the feeling that America is only a step or two away from playing white noise gun fire to elementary school kids so they don't panic during a school shooting.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-11-09
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-09
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1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-11-09
Imagine being so accustom to school shootings the first thing you think of when you hear of malfunctioning hardware is gunshots
1 Think_Once 2018-11-09
Kinda have the feeling that America is only a step or two away from playing white noise gun fire to elementary school kids so they don't panic during a school shooting.
1 FieldMarshalHaig 2018-11-09
Burgerland is the weirdest superpower to exist tbh.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-09
Lol if that happened here in Pakistan it wouldn't make national news.
1 Crusader_1096_2 2018-11-09
The media got a boner before any actual information got out. Only gun here was the one they jumped.