This reads like something a wasted sorority chick would write in a yearbook. We can observe the complete absence of any moral framework or intellectual ability in this one sample of writing.

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Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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The onion is unironically the last bastion of journalism in America

Its fucking whack that satirists have a better grasp of world events, critical thinking, and general knowledge than modern day journalists.

I think it's always been this way

See also "A modest proposal"

its kinda like how (((stewart))) and colbert were better before they went unironic

Stewart left before he had a chance to suck

Naw, Stewart was hyper serious and the source of news for like 95% of young people. Then if someone called him out on his bullshit he'd pull the "Iiiim just a comeeedian tho!"

yeah, but at least he could be really funny unlike late night political talk show hosts nowadays because he actually has a talent, even when he was of the script on Fox News he was totally hilarious, the only really talented late night host that's still airing is Colbert, but he's such a political agitator that he stopped caring about being funny

Yea, I think the Daily Show and Colbert Report were way better than today's late night shows. Daily Show writers were great at finding the weirdest news clips. That was great parody.

I honestly don't think I appreciated Stewart enough when he was around.

Stewart always sucked.