The dems just refused a court order over this. I think it's going to end in drama, but no because anything turns blue.
But then, you guys kept telling us a blue wave would produce drama and it hasn't done shit. As usual, we've been dependant on Daddy being nuts and riling up the left for our drama needs.
**Xtreme Impossible Mega Drama 9000 Theory**: "You know, after all these recounts I'm starting to think I backed the wrong horse in 2016. That's why I'm announcing my intention to switch to the Democratic Party. Red is a commie color anyways." --Trump tweet, January 2019
at wat point do u think the turd fell out of Daddys 🍑🍑🍑 while tweeting this? im guessing he figured out how end "Let’s blame the Russians and..." then quickly pinched it to finish up.
I thought he as too toxic, but given how mild the "blue wave" was (American voters usually push back against one party having the White House, House, and Senate so just the House flipping is pretty weak) I'm not sure. Incumbent Presidents, even shit ones like George W. Bush, usually win.
On the night of the election Trump was ahead in the popular vote. Counting over the next week or so put Hillary up by like 3 million. Democrats districts seem to be bad at counting or something? Late results like almost always skew Democrats.
I'd like to point out that a lot of these late results are probably provisional ballots that just got counted... which almost certainly trends heavily Democratic.
Weirdly most places that "find" Dem votes later are Republican controlled states, it's almost as if they "lose" them over and over for a reason.. Nah gotta be incompetence.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-09
That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 KBSuks 2018-11-09
How does this bot always say the right things?
1 MPHJ-7 2018-11-09
I think it has some kind of text detector. It's the only way.
1 chaneightseven 2018-11-09
sarcasm? he used sarcasm? i thought he just haymaker'd his opponents with hilariously blunt jabs. like calling rosie a "fat dumb bitch"
trump's twitter's been hacked. i'm calling it.
1 Futhermucker 2018-11-09
they've probably got him on some advanced prototype anti-dementia formula
1 Think_Once 2018-11-09
Florida turning blue would be great for dramacoin.
1 DocMjolnir 2018-11-09
Hell this whole ballot shenannigannery is sending dramastocks to the moon!
1 seenten 2018-11-09
Oh god, the reeeeing will be absolutely insane if these ballots change the result
1 MayorEmanuel 2018-11-09
It’s already flipped the agriculture commissioner which is only noteworthy because somehow they’re in charge of gun regulations.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-11-09
The dems just refused a court order over this. I think it's going to end in drama, but no because anything turns blue.
But then, you guys kept telling us a blue wave would produce drama and it hasn't done shit. As usual, we've been dependant on Daddy being nuts and riling up the left for our drama needs.
1 Think_Once 2018-11-09
Hey, Arizona turned blue and Trump is already fuming on Twitter. Drama created.
1 telandrias 2018-11-09
Yeah but experta agreed that it was below the margin of error for daily drama gains. Hardly worth putting effort into like nafta
1 demotecontrol 2018-11-09
**Xtreme Impossible Mega Drama 9000 Theory**: "You know, after all these recounts I'm starting to think I backed the wrong horse in 2016. That's why I'm announcing my intention to switch to the Democratic Party. Red is a commie color anyways." --Trump tweet, January 2019
1 Allanon_2020 2018-11-09
This is a little too subtle for Trump
1 Think_Once 2018-11-09
It's probably Barron.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-11-09
Barron what are 'bantz?"
1 FieldMarshalHaig 2018-11-09
There is no way he composed this tweet. Although he is correct about Russia tbh.
1 wewladin 2018-11-09
Imagine thinking that russians meddled in our election other than a few facebook ads
YIKES
Now go pray to muller in your closet mueller shrine.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-11-09
Don't forget while completely ignoring the fact that the most powerful lobby is a foreign agent
1 wewladin 2018-11-09
I love 🇮🇱!!! Greatest ally!!!
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-11-09
That's a good goy
1 wewladin 2018-11-09
You dont know NOTHIN’ goy!
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-11-09
I'll take "What is an absentee/provisional ballot?" for $1000, Jim.
1 polddit 2018-11-09
While the fuck is Jim?
1 Vurtizontal 2018-11-09
I can't tell of he is getting more brazen or is legit getting desperate.
1 dratamard2 2018-11-09
at wat point do u think the turd fell out of Daddys 🍑🍑🍑 while tweeting this? im guessing he figured out how end "Let’s blame the Russians and..." then quickly pinched it to finish up.
1 demotecontrol 2018-11-09
I was trying to eat some chips you sick fuck. Trigger warning next time. Jesus.
1 dratamard2 2018-11-09
1 TatsuyaOW 2018-11-09
Sentient
1 demotecontrol 2018-11-09
I was trying to eat some chips you sick fuck. Trigger warning next time. Jesus.
1 CherryKirsche 2018-11-09
It will never become not funny that Trump is the President.
1 wolfbetter 2018-11-09
I hope he win 2020 too just for the lulz.
1 KBSuks 2018-11-09
No. Hillary wins 2020, Trump wins 2024.
1 MPHJ-7 2018-11-09
And all of US politics from that point on is just swapping between the two.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
Corpses can't run for president. Yet.
1 KBSuks 2018-11-09
Hillarys been trying to for the past 10 years.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-11-09
Trump wins as a democrat in 2020.
1 seenten 2018-11-09
Extra lulz will be if the Dems take the senate so he can't do shit and whines about it constantly
1 wisty 2018-11-09
I thought he as too toxic, but given how mild the "blue wave" was (American voters usually push back against one party having the White House, House, and Senate so just the House flipping is pretty weak) I'm not sure. Incumbent Presidents, even shit ones like George W. Bush, usually win.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-11-09
It’s probably the funniest thing ever to happen in world history.
They elected the guy that did the apprentice 😂😂😂😂
1 MG87 2018-11-09
I mean I would be mad too if my bitchbois might lose their jerbs
1 Watermark03 2018-11-09
On the night of the election Trump was ahead in the popular vote. Counting over the next week or so put Hillary up by like 3 million. Democrats districts seem to be bad at counting or something? Late results like almost always skew Democrats.
I'd like to point out that a lot of these late results are probably provisional ballots that just got counted... which almost certainly trends heavily Democratic.
1 djlewt 2018-11-09
Weirdly most places that "find" Dem votes later are Republican controlled states, it's almost as if they "lose" them over and over for a reason.. Nah gotta be incompetence.
1 Ls777 2018-11-09
democrats are concentrated in urban areas with shitloads of people, repubs are spread out.
higher population centers will hire more people to count of course, but in practice you are gonna still see more issues and delays
1 ry8919 2018-11-09
It takes a long time to finish tallying up CA's votes. The national popular vote will always skew more Democrat after the election.
If CA was a swing state elections would be a goddamn nightmare.
1 sadhukar 2018-11-09
why does it take so long to tally up CA's votes though?
1 ry8919 2018-11-09
Cause liberals couldn't run a kindergarten
but really though: http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-me-pol-midterm-california-ballots-20181109-story.html
1 IDFSHILL 2018-11-09
You left out the fact Trump called for a revolution that night as well because he thought Obama lost the popular vote.
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-09
I love reading the replies to the trump tweets,.
1 snowkarl 2018-11-09
Gets kinda boring after a while though since they're literally all the same.
Doesn't actually matter what he tweets, these people have pre written replies they immediately reply with to get retweets.
1 JurijFedorov 2018-11-09
Mr. President learns about how an election works.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-11-09
Kemp resigned from his position too iirc