Maddox publically used an avatar on his site of a pirate, that seemed to be an extremely flattering version of himself combined with the famous Che Guevera portrait? Like this. Upon looking at it again, that is clearly his face plastered on Che Guevera with an eyepatch and most of the detail blurred out. Also he'd draw himself as a super buff pirate like this, which is nearly on par with Ben Garrisons Trump.
His "Manliness" schtick was, anyway, more of a parody of extreme machoism than anything else.
FACT: MADDOX WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSlNG ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
I remember when Maddox first started out and was doing the shit he did not for the fame, but to be a giant asshole. They used to do it for the "lulz", not for becoming famous for absolutely fucking nothing.
He became an internet nobody when he quit updating his blog and decided to devote his full time to producing occasional shitty comedy books which were in general not as entertaining. When he dropped the lulz and decided to milk his fame for cash he turned to shit.
By proxy Asterios is about as well known because he's on the Dick Show occassionally, and D. Masterson is a legendary troll on par with if not surpassing Maddox.
I've always thought his biggest mistake was doing videos. Finding out this guy is the guy writing 5,000 word pages about how badass and awesome he is kinda ruined it for me.
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1 strathmeyer 2018-11-09
Asterios you missed out Dick used to post these articles a few months ago. Yes your kvetching about an Internet troll is good Drama keep it up.
1 iansmith223 2018-11-09
Maddox looks like a giant pussy. Why would anyone consider him a manly man?
1 Lakiw 2018-11-09
He used to be smart enough to not show his face
1 Watermark03 2018-11-09
FYI that picture is Asterios Kokkinos, not Maddox. Not that actual Maddox looks much manlier.
Maddox publically used an avatar on his site of a pirate, that seemed to be an extremely flattering version of himself combined with the famous Che Guevera portrait? Like this. Upon looking at it again, that is clearly his face plastered on Che Guevera with an eyepatch and most of the detail blurred out. Also he'd draw himself as a super buff pirate like this, which is nearly on par with Ben Garrisons Trump.
His "Manliness" schtick was, anyway, more of a parody of extreme machoism than anything else.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-11-09
We all thought he was cool when we were 12 and retarded
1 niggerpenis 2018-11-09
FACT: MADDOX WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSlNG ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
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1 wewladin 2018-11-09
If not copy pasta, very nice!
1 niggerpenis 2018-11-09
It's ancient copypasta. I only changed Newgrounds to Maddox
1 wewladin 2018-11-09
fuck man i consider myself a dreggs of society aka an internet historian and this was fresh for me.
1 iansmith223 2018-11-09
Wow. You wrote all that?
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1 trapochaphouse 2018-11-09
I'd love to see a Court TV movie about this. I'm thinking holographic Richard Stack presenting/narrating with really bad re-enactments.
1 wewladin 2018-11-09
The Dick Show is an excellent podcast btw. Lots of ragey drama shit.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-11-09
I remember when Maddox first started out and was doing the shit he did not for the fame, but to be a giant asshole. They used to do it for the "lulz", not for becoming famous for absolutely fucking nothing.
1 Watermark03 2018-11-09
He became an internet nobody when he quit updating his blog and decided to devote his full time to producing occasional shitty comedy books which were in general not as entertaining. When he dropped the lulz and decided to milk his fame for cash he turned to shit.
1 Lysis10 2018-11-09
The court documents from a few months ago were pretty funny. The judge's comments that Maddox's claim sounded like "fake news" gave me a chuckle.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-09
Really? These two guys are literal whos but I'm sure more people on the internet have heard of maddox at least.
Also, maddox name is george lmao.
1 2odastream 2018-11-09
By proxy Asterios is about as well known because he's on the Dick Show occassionally, and D. Masterson is a legendary troll on par with if not surpassing Maddox.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-11-09
Lel, I remember when Dick got doxxed and turned out to be a literal rocket scientist.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2018-11-09
Can the soyboy calling himself the ultimate trollster !!11!1!1 beat the chad greek singer and comedian?
1 2odastream 2018-11-09
I don't know which is which but I'm rooting for the Mexican with the ponytail.
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-09
TLDR or GTFO
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-09
What are the chances of resolving this in an octagon? I need more closure than your last fight gave.
1 asterioskokkinos 2018-11-09
I put that offer out there! https://medium.com/@asterios/maddox-wants-to-settle-heres-my-counter-offer-to-george-maddox-oz-d8dc694872cc
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-09
I'm not surprised a cuck like The Dox won't box
1 seshfan2 2018-11-09
I've always thought his biggest mistake was doing videos. Finding out this guy is the guy writing 5,000 word pages about how badass and awesome he is kinda ruined it for me.