Sued by the Original Internet Troll: The Case of Maddox vs. Asterios Kokkinos (Paste Magazine)

1  2018-11-09 by asterioskokkinos

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Asterios you missed out Dick used to post these articles a few months ago. Yes your kvetching about an Internet troll is good Drama keep it up.

Maddox looks like a giant pussy. Why would anyone consider him a manly man?

He used to be smart enough to not show his face

FYI that picture is Asterios Kokkinos, not Maddox. Not that actual Maddox looks much manlier.

Maddox publically used an avatar on his site of a pirate, that seemed to be an extremely flattering version of himself combined with the famous Che Guevera portrait? Like this. Upon looking at it again, that is clearly his face plastered on Che Guevera with an eyepatch and most of the detail blurred out. Also he'd draw himself as a super buff pirate like this, which is nearly on par with Ben Garrisons Trump.

His "Manliness" schtick was, anyway, more of a parody of extreme machoism than anything else.

We all thought he was cool when we were 12 and retarded

FACT: MADDOX WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSlNG ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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If not copy pasta, very nice!

It's ancient copypasta. I only changed Newgrounds to Maddox

fuck man i consider myself a dreggs of society aka an internet historian and this was fresh for me.

Wow. You wrote all that?

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I'd love to see a Court TV movie about this. I'm thinking holographic Richard Stack presenting/narrating with really bad re-enactments.

The Dick Show is an excellent podcast btw. Lots of ragey drama shit.

I remember when Maddox first started out and was doing the shit he did not for the fame, but to be a giant asshole. They used to do it for the "lulz", not for becoming famous for absolutely fucking nothing.

He became an internet nobody when he quit updating his blog and decided to devote his full time to producing occasional shitty comedy books which were in general not as entertaining. When he dropped the lulz and decided to milk his fame for cash he turned to shit.

The court documents from a few months ago were pretty funny. The judge's comments that Maddox's claim sounded like "fake news" gave me a chuckle.

A famous comedian sued me for twenty million dollars for making fun of him, and now the whole internet thinks he’s a weiner

Really? These two guys are literal whos but I'm sure more people on the internet have heard of maddox at least.

Also, maddox name is george lmao.

By proxy Asterios is about as well known because he's on the Dick Show occassionally, and D. Masterson is a legendary troll on par with if not surpassing Maddox.

Lel, I remember when Dick got doxxed and turned out to be a literal rocket scientist.

Can the soyboy calling himself the ultimate trollster !!11!1!1 beat the chad greek singer and comedian?

I don't know which is which but I'm rooting for the Mexican with the ponytail.

TLDR or GTFO

What are the chances of resolving this in an octagon? I need more closure than your last fight gave.

I'm not surprised a cuck like The Dox won't box

I've always thought his biggest mistake was doing videos. Finding out this guy is the guy writing 5,000 word pages about how badass and awesome he is kinda ruined it for me.