I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
are you saying there are a lot of smokers that don't know they're slowly killing themselves but lack the willpower to take control? what kind of stupid-ass analogy is this
"Welp it says here that there was romantic pressure on her to sign the prenup or the marriage was not going to happen? Welp, that's coercion, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to throw the prenup out, yeah you owe her half plus alimony thx"
Hearing about a Euro getting cucked isn't surprising, what I am surprised about is how she could work at a job for 6 months without being paid, wtf how the hell don't you sue or just say fuck it after two weeks?
This is life in SOCIALIST EUROPE. Apparently you work like a dog for years before MIGRANTS take your job and you give up your wife to the (((MUSLIM INVADERS))).
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What's even more hilarious is he claims that his country wasn't affected by the recession. Like what???? Your country isn't affected by the recession yet you are turned into a slave? I'm 2874839292% sure this is a troll. Hilarious though.
Even about being a freak, doing her 10 minutes from behind once per week while she's quiet watching Always Sunny and asks every minute if i'm done because she already wants to shower isn't the definition of being one.
Working for tips only, its the kinda shit that happens in the rough parts of the mainland (psst, I mean the Slavic area, you know the bit that's always fighting about Kosovo or some shit).
"All was well. I was, of course, pimping my wife out as a camslut and running the website for her. We had a good, traditional European marriage going - until this!"
Any advice sub is incredibly easy to bait, mainly because the subscribers are so concerned with providing "good advice" and pretending like they're helping that they don't stop to even consider the obvious fucking bait.
Greece/Portugal - it was a thing during the recession.
Lots of professional Portugese/Greek puss moved to the South West of England for some reason, but the men didn't. You are literally guaranteed to fuck a Portugese pharmacist (minimum) or doctor/dentist (best case) if you are a relatively attractive professional man living in South West England.
TL;DR he pretty much cancels everything he said in the first post, he's not a cuck, she stops cams etc... Yawn. It was probaby fake to begin with anyway.
First of all, not a pedo. Also men will generally prefer 18 to early 20s over a woman in her 30s, doesn't make them pedos either. I mean if he said she markets herself as more of the mature MILF type it could be possible but as an innocent girl next door type it doesn't make sense, simply too old.
at this point literally the only way he can get his shriveled balls to start producing T again, is to kill his wife, and the guy that bragged about fucking her to his face while he served him tea and crumpets.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-09
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 Handsome7InchesTruth 2018-11-09
Imagine not breaking up with her the moment she even ASKS about this kinda stuff.
CUCKED MEN are so pathetic
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
Eurocide when?
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
Weeaboo calling for genocide. Smh.
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
at least I'm a self aware weeb
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
nope
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
alright
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
NOT AN ARGUMENT
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
post bussy first
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
weeaboo
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
you aint wrong
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
weeaboo
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
you aint wrong
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
u gay
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
you aint wrong
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
gotem
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
gay
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
nah
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
yup
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
whatever makes you happy
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
nigga?
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
sure why not
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
gooks?
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
mayos
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
chinks
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-11-09
racial word
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-09
cunt word
1 duffdundas 2018-11-09
lol wtf
1 error404brain 2018-11-09
That really doesn't help your case buddy.
1 Glatavaton 2018-11-09
It makes it worse tbh, it’s like a smoker who is aware that he is slowly killing himself but lacks the willpower to take control of his life.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-11-09
are you saying there are a lot of smokers that don't know they're slowly killing themselves but lack the willpower to take control? what kind of stupid-ass analogy is this
1 gilmore606 2018-11-09
whoa as a smoker i need to point out slowly killing myself is a feature not a bug
1 XakeMarte 2018-11-09
Only amerimayos, sorry.
1 OniTan 2018-11-09
He can't break up with her, she'll take his money. Imagine marrying a woman in 20XX.
1 Ganbazuroi 2018-11-09
That's why you're ALWAYS supposed to sign a pre-nup
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-11-09
lofl
"Welp it says here that there was romantic pressure on her to sign the prenup or the marriage was not going to happen? Welp, that's coercion, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to throw the prenup out, yeah you owe her half plus alimony thx"
Imagine marrying a woman in 20XX
1 ksatriamelayu 2018-11-09
dont worry just convert to Islam brah
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2018-11-09
Prenups are just damage control. You're still going to get fucked.
Just don't get married. There is no benefit to getting married that offsets the risks.
And it's also not the 1650s anymore. You aren't going to hell for tapping some ass without running it by a fucking priest.
1 Patyrn 2018-11-09
Don't you still get fucked if you live together? Pretty sure they can still get their claws on that $$$
1 skivian 2018-11-09
Sounds like he's the housewife here
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-09
imagine imagining this was real.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-11-09
Hearing about a Euro getting cucked isn't surprising, what I am surprised about is how she could work at a job for 6 months without being paid, wtf how the hell don't you sue or just say fuck it after two weeks?
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-11-09
This is life in SOCIALIST EUROPE. Apparently you work like a dog for years before MIGRANTS take your job and you give up your wife to the (((MUSLIM INVADERS))).
​
What's even more hilarious is he claims that his country wasn't affected by the recession. Like what???? Your country isn't affected by the recession yet you are turned into a slave? I'm 2874839292% sure this is a troll. Hilarious though.
1 HumongousGentleman 2018-11-09
No way this guy's for real
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-11-09
Lol
1 ShashankaSword 2018-11-09
Reminds me of a jav like that.
1 OniTan 2018-11-09
/r/boredandignored
1 SkipperPauline 2018-11-09
Working for tips only, its the kinda shit that happens in the rough parts of the mainland (psst, I mean the Slavic area, you know the bit that's always fighting about Kosovo or some shit).
1 BeastTrinity 2018-11-09
"All was well. I was, of course, pimping my wife out as a camslut and running the website for her. We had a good, traditional European marriage going - until this!"
1 20171245 2018-11-09
Damn those Italian Fascists.
1 uselesscurrycel 2018-11-09
Hahahahahahaha cucks deserve this
1 LordAndSaviorHaskell 2018-11-09
The absolute state of foids. Sex positivity was a mistake.
Also, why is everyone on /r/relationship_adivce so insanely gullible?
1 Herbert-West 2018-11-09
Any advice sub is incredibly easy to bait, mainly because the subscribers are so concerned with providing "good advice" and pretending like they're helping that they don't stop to even consider the obvious fucking bait.
1 expesh 2018-11-09
This has to be fake. How in the world can you work for 6 MONTHS without being paid??? Im sure there's trash manual labor jobs that paid something.
1 Gay-Cumshot 2018-11-09
Greece/Portugal - it was a thing during the recession.
Lots of professional Portugese/Greek puss moved to the South West of England for some reason, but the men didn't. You are literally guaranteed to fuck a Portugese pharmacist (minimum) or doctor/dentist (best case) if you are a relatively attractive professional man living in South West England.
1 OniTan 2018-11-09
So, Redditors need not apply.
1 BearThatStares 2018-11-09
I love this oddly specific shit, it's like Animal Planet for mating humans
1 cimarafa 2018-11-09
r/drama moids fall for a blatantly fake cuckpost AGAIN.
SMDH do u ever learn
1 questionablyrotten 2018-11-09
Red dead 2 and everything
1 cimarafa 2018-11-09
The only way it would have been more fake is if it was a nintendo switch.
1 OniTan 2018-11-09
And some tendies.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-11-09
The Always sunny part sealed it.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-11-09
no
1 UmmahSultan 2018-11-09
I have a low sex drive so I only want to have a quickie once a week. Also people fly from other countries to fuck me.
1 -DeadHead- 2018-11-09
Updated here.
1 -DeadHead- 2018-11-09
TL;DR he pretty much cancels everything he said in the first post, he's not a cuck, she stops cams etc... Yawn. It was probaby fake to begin with anyway.
1 dramasexual 2018-11-09
And then the thot gave him a crisp $100% bill and everyone started clapping
1 xrandx 2018-11-09
Unremoved update here
1 80BAIT08 2018-11-09
> bugwife buys bugman a PS4
> wife has already selected bull to fuck on camera
> bull is flown in, probably from Africa
> bugman is driving around, browsing Reddit while wife is getting dogged by Agdawigendo.
Memes write themselves.
1 PierligBouloven 2018-11-09
Reading that post made me feel sick.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-09
A 34 yo who still successfully cams? Don't buy it, even most of the 18 yo to early 20 yos look too old with a few cute exceptions
1 TranzSexualWiener 2018-11-09
as a pedophile, you aren't the target audience.
1 ffbtaw 2018-11-09
👏 All 👏 men 👏 are 👏 pedophiles👏
1 TranzSexualWiener 2018-11-09
no, just you.
1 ffbtaw 2018-11-09
I was channeling my inner terf.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-09
First of all, not a pedo. Also men will generally prefer 18 to early 20s over a woman in her 30s, doesn't make them pedos either. I mean if he said she markets herself as more of the mature MILF type it could be possible but as an innocent girl next door type it doesn't make sense, simply too old.
1 TranzSexualWiener 2018-11-09
"blah blah blah i'm a pedophile".
literally that's all i read.
1 YHofSuburbia 2018-11-09
Bait
1 pbjandahighfive 2018-11-09
This truly is the worst timeline.
1 TranzSexualWiener 2018-11-09
at this point literally the only way he can get his shriveled balls to start producing T again, is to kill his wife, and the guy that bragged about fucking her to his face while he served him tea and crumpets.
1 FashyGoyy 2018-11-09
This has to be a bugman meme. Come on.
If this is real we’ve reached peak humanity
1 HauntedPrinter 2018-11-09
Does this sound like a crappy porn plot to anyone else?
1 CarlosIIvonHabsburg 2018-11-09
That's half of /r/relationship_advice