I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.
It's like a BDSM thing. The boy-dog gets off on being submissive via roleplay as a species humans literally own. So he wears a collar and eats out of a dog bowl and gets ordered around by the dominant and the whole thing make his pp hard.
Yeah, I'm starting to suspect that for every big successful orgy cult out there, there's probably 100 small, sad, and pathetic attempted orgy cults like this one.
Naw, we're holding ya'll responsible. Get your Britbongs in order before someone discovered some Oiltm and decides you need a dose of Freedomtm and 'Muricatm.
3/4ths of reddit is on meds but I'm going to guess 95% of r/polyamory is and the other 5% should be. What happened to just plane old wholesome degeneracy like wife swapping?
This shit is going way too far, at this point we've lost the ability to jokingly predict the next few rounds. How much more degenerate can we get, the limbo bar is in the fucking basement currently.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-10
I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-11-10
Motherfucker
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Damn Snappy
1 BeastTrinity 2018-11-10
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1 LightUmbra 2018-11-10
I was hoping pup was a puppy and not the mega cuck of the group.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-10
https://imgur.com/b5BsyyW
Batman's dog is a rapist
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Looks like Bane and Batsy made a hatefuck baby.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-10
It's not often you wish they were fucking a dog as the superior alternative
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-11-10
Yeah nah.. I was worried they were raping some poor dog.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
are you jealous that you don't have your very own shota on a leash?
1 LightUmbra 2018-11-10
No
1 froibo 2018-11-10
Puppies deserve a better home.
1 Matues49 2018-11-10
Is that blond twink even legal
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
does it matter?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-11-10
Honestly, UK needs to stop banning porn and moving on to banning people.
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-11-10
In dog years he is
1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2018-11-10
poly relationships are hilarious because you can actually watch them descend deeper into degeneracy in real time
1 TruthPains 2018-11-10
And they all have the same look.
1 AwanBros 2018-11-10
Ugly, slightly andro?
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-10
Yeah to each their own I guess.... but everyone in that thread looks exactly as you’d expect this people to look lol.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
the skinnyfat soyboy look is really a classic
1 dramasexual 2018-11-10
The self-identified """alpha""" of the group is like, shockingly ugly. Like the kind of ugly that makes you double-take when walking down the street.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
That's why he's alpha, he gets pussy despite his looks
1 CivBEWasPrettyBad 2018-11-10
He reminds me of Alan tudyk. Not handsome, but not ugly. I’ve def seen UGLY people, and this one is just nondescript
1 dramasexual 2018-11-10
He'd be alan tudyk tier without the braces and those FUCK ugly glasses.
As it is he looks like a cautionary tale about drinking while pregnant.
1 Morgoff 2018-11-10
4/10 woman and 2 numales.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
they even have their own shota 😍😍😍
1 ReanimatorLove 2018-11-10
Funny how there’s always more men in poly relationships than women. If a woman wants to be poly she just has to be single.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-11-10
REEEE everything I don't like or can't have is icky and yucky and degenerate
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-11-10
It's the (Self-employed, Part-Time, Part-Time, Unemployed) part that's objectively degenerate regardless of your beliefs.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-10
https://i.imgur.com/FXLThSZ.jpg
lemme just stop you there
Anyway, these people substitute having a personality with the most inane bullshit:
Affordable commercial flamethrowers can't come fast enough.
1 Contourboar 2018-11-10
Nuclear war has never seemed so sweet.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-11-10
Is this what rome was like before it fell
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-11-10
It’s a little known fact that Pup play was yuuge in Rome
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-11-10
You jest, but some of the emperors were pretty close
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-11-10
Fur play is just the millennial version of marrying your horse 🐎
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-11-10
Giant Meteorite 2020
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Napalm. So much napalm needed. Can't be a degenerate if Britistan is burning.
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2018-11-10
Can someone fill me in. Are these people actual dog fuckers, or is "pup" some degenerate codeword for something else.
1 AwanBros 2018-11-10
Pretty sure peanut butter on buttholes isn't uncommon in that household.
1 WhiteKyriarchy 2018-11-10
The latter
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/may/25/secret-life-of-the-human-pups-the-men-who-live-as-dogs
1 brd4eva 2018-11-10
what the fuck
explain this, whitoids
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2018-11-10
Seconded.
1 I-need-MAYO 2018-11-10
The day of the unjarring cant come soon enough
1 dratamard2 2018-11-10
>day of the unjarring
👌👌
have u joined r/mayos yet?
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-11-10
Multiculturalism is good because browns won't put up with this shit.
1 no___justno 2018-11-10
y'know, you'd think the existence of people like this would be enough to end any chance of white supremacy from existing, but alas it does not
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
We build the world's civilization and burning it is our right.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-11-10
Islam needs to conquer the west ASAP.
1 trilateral1 2018-11-10
The caliphate can't come fast enough.
1 dratamard2 2018-11-10
and just likes pups these degenerates need 2 b caged 😤😤😤
1 Raven0520 2018-11-10
These people used to rule a quarter of the world's land mass.
1 Ranilen 2018-11-10
I guarantee they did.
1 KokomoOReily 2018-11-10
Apparently they nicknamed him that, but that doesn't make sense, why the fuck would you put P in your acronym
1 hyledog 2018-11-10
I believe it refers to a young inexperienced gay boy
1 KokomoOReily 2018-11-10
So what's a cub? A young, experienced gay boy?
1 hyledog 2018-11-10
Maybe a small hairy guy
1 jPaolo 2018-11-10
Young hairy fat and/or muscular.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-10
As long as they're not, like, annoying vegans or something, then it's not a problem.
1 dramasexual 2018-11-10
mfw these niggas don't even know about puppy play
I can show you the wooorld
1 CMBDeletebot 2018-11-10
FTFY
1 dramasexual 2018-11-10
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2018-11-10
So do they fuck the man-dog? And how do they decide whose turn it is.
1 dramasexual 2018-11-10
I believe they do, in fact, fuck the boy-dog.
It's like a BDSM thing. The boy-dog gets off on being submissive via roleplay as a species humans literally own. So he wears a collar and eats out of a dog bowl and gets ordered around by the dominant and the whole thing make his pp hard.
It's like a d/s version of fursuit fucking.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-10
Wow, that's fucking retarded
1 ilizabitch 2018-11-10
i'm more concerned about "rope bunny" tbh
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-10
They like getting tied up in a bunny suit
1 number_11310 2018-11-10
a sure sign of insecurities
1 BeastTrinity 2018-11-10
I identify this comment as RUDE 😤
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-11-10
While he is being literally cucked! That's the funniest thing to me.
1 dratamard2 2018-11-10
this is y we need islam 🙌🙌🙌
1 gumble212 2018-11-10
takbir to that
1 LaptopEnforcer 2018-11-10
Commercial flamethrowers are here, look up the XM-07 its 300$ for a flamethrower that shoots napalm 100ft.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-10
Screw your optics, I'm going in
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-10
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-10
😷😷😷
1 Crotalus_Horridus 2018-11-10
I just wonder how much bleach you have to drink while pregnant to produce offspring like this.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-11-10
They're British.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Enough said.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-11-10
Oi u wat m8
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Shutup degenerate.
1 smedwed 2018-11-10
You should know it's illegal in the UK to offend people on the internet.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
That's nice. When can we Freedomtm the place?
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-10
After they leave the EU and don't have allies to defend themselves with.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-11-10
None then.
1 necromatriarch 2018-11-10
The fuck is this degeneracy
1 Tidan10 2018-11-10
Nuke California first, dear Kim. Please.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
They're British. Kim needs to shoot the other way.
1 AwanBros 2018-11-10
Or tunnel straight up.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Ehhh...
I'm sure this ends well
Still going to end well!
It's like watching the inevitable car crash.
1 jctoastpig 2018-11-10
Nah, Oregon deserves this.
1 loli_esports 2018-11-10
Only the californians in eugene and portland
1 infinitude 2018-11-10
oh so this is a sex cult in its early years. neat.
1 Redactor0 2018-11-10
Yeah, I'm starting to suspect that for every big successful orgy cult out there, there's probably 100 small, sad, and pathetic attempted orgy cults like this one.
1 killinrin 2018-11-10
I don’t know, 100 seems low
1 MaleEnergy 2018-11-10
This is a euphemism for drug dealer
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Fuck I had full time cam model
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-11-10
Would anyone pay to see that?
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-10
America, you need to reign in yout degeneracy..
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
It's Britbongs. So get the EU to fix it.
1 derKruste 2018-11-10
They left us , they belong to the ocean now . Ring up aquaman to have a stern conversation with these individuals .
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
Naw, we're holding ya'll responsible. Get your Britbongs in order before someone discovered some Oiltm and decides you need a dose of Freedomtm and 'Muricatm.
1 derKruste 2018-11-10
You´re the zoomer of their boomer imperialism tho
1 serialflamingo 2018-11-10
This is pretty tame in the grand scheme of British degeneracy tbh.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-11-10
They aren't even raping anyone and zero police cover ups. This is a Tuesday in England.
We need more bestiality instead of the fake furry stuff in this story.
1 tony-husk 2018-11-10
I treasure these cuties
1 20171245 2018-11-10
Imagine what their ancestors must be feeling. Rule Britannia.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-11-10
I think I know how they'd deal with this...
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-02-2015/VCA9QR.gif
1 justins_cornrows 2018-11-10
"You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-10
"May you live in interesting times."
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
so that's what Lovecraft meant when he was talking about indescribable horrors, too horrid to even imagine, gaze upon it and you'd go mad.
1 PoopShopBoys 2018-11-10
Press G to gas.
1 MorelloCherries 2018-11-10
Drake has a pedo/serial killer look about him.
1 MDEfugeesOUT 2018-11-10
Drake the rapper or one of the poly weirdos?
1 MorelloCherries 2018-11-10
The poly weirdo of course.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-11-10
I'm starting to realize why villages in centuries past centered life around the church and cast sinners into exile.
1 80BAIT08 2018-11-10
Making me nostalgic for when these types were tied to pyres and burnt.
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
Let's be real. They all would have died in childhood. Modern medicine has its downside.
1 Osterion 2018-11-10
Was anyone else thinking the P stood for partnership? Wtf
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
I thought they were going to be like childfree with fur babies. I have never been so wrong.
1 lucajones88 2018-11-10
I’m starting a GoFundMe to get me into crossbow range of any of them
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-10
4 people would be a tetrad not a triad.
1 ilizabitch 2018-11-10
tetard
1 jctoastpig 2018-11-10
So that chick likes getting triple teamed with a guy in a dog mask participating? How does that not get mentioned in her little bio there?
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-10
"Red-headed hotwife takes it in all holes from masked men" title of the amateur pron they upload, probably.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-11-10
Nah she likes watching guys fuck.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-11-10
This is why we need mayocide
1 Wrexol 2018-11-10
https://media.giphy.com/media/Q1f67jiVj94Sk/giphy.gif
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
From ops post history.
3/4ths of reddit is on meds but I'm going to guess 95% of r/polyamory is and the other 5% should be. What happened to just plane old wholesome degeneracy like wife swapping?
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
of course she's bipolar ... they all seem to be. Letting your wife fuck other men is degenerate in any case though.
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm libertarian, we are required to pick a form of degeneracy.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
I'm libertarian and not degenerate
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
Son, I hope you like Traps. That's what you are being assigned.
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
Son, I hope you like Traps. That's what you are being assigned.
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
Son, I hope you like Traps. That's what you are being assigned.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-10
can I have some legal lolis instead?
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
You have to run for office first.
1 ltsSugar 2018-11-10
People in your life just don't love you enough to institutionalize you.
1 leva549 2018-11-10
Does underage cartoon girls count as a pick, or is that just a given?
1 Chicup 2018-11-10
That's more for libertarian left.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-11-10
He's not married to her, he's married to the other dude.
1 KingWayneX 2018-11-10
More or less degenerate than your husband being fucked by a dog larper?
1 error404brain 2018-11-10
White people nonsense, smh.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-11-10
Why is the only woman not even the most feminine in this group?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-11-10
Because she's the one with the strap-on.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-11-10
I identify as a very masculine,bisexual male, and because of my communication and natural leadership skills
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-11-10
Imagine trying to set up the tax code for this kind of marriage. Polycels will never learn
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-11-10
Why do all these dog roleplay guys have the exact same shitty mask? It looks like trash, get something cooler you degenerate fucks
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-10
Oi! you got a loicense for ur MMMMFFPPBQAAI pile?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-11-10
Awaken Lord Cthulhu and destroy this world.
1 loli_esports 2018-11-10
She fucks those dogs
1 HeroicIncelDesi 2018-11-10
Pup Koby humping your leg under the dinner table at Thanksgiving.
1 aelfwine_widlast 2018-11-10
I don't get it. The chick's not altogether hideous, surely she could do better than... Whatever that is.
Nevermind, I understand now.
1 KingNothing305 2018-11-10
We need an Exterminatus
1 PotentialFortune5 2018-11-10
One chick
Three dudes
SLUT
1 bussy_queen 2018-11-10
Kinkshamers OUT!
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-11-10
This shit is going way too far, at this point we've lost the ability to jokingly predict the next few rounds. How much more degenerate can we get, the limbo bar is in the fucking basement currently.
1 leva549 2018-11-10
And the act is called,"The aristocrats"!
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2018-11-10
I wonder who will murder who first in the eventual murder suicide.
Seriously this shit and the masks is like out of a horror movie
1 lifesbrink 2018-11-10
More stupidity : https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9szp3z/when_did_you_part_ways_with_your_imaginary_friend
1 VidiotGamer 2018-11-10
Wow, the Pakis can't take over the UK fast enough imho. Inshallah brothers.
1 RochelleH 2018-11-10
Why does this exist.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-11-10