We are in a MMFP relationship. First, we have our Pup (P) on the far right named Kobe. Then you have me (M far left and blonde), Cody (M dark haired), and Jess (F) who define ourselves as a polyandrous triad that is slowly expanding to a MMMFFP.

1  2018-11-10 by BIknkbtKitNwniS

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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Damn Snappy

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I was hoping pup was a puppy and not the mega cuck of the group.

https://imgur.com/b5BsyyW

Batman's dog is a rapist

Looks like Bane and Batsy made a hatefuck baby.

It's not often you wish they were fucking a dog as the superior alternative

Yeah nah.. I was worried they were raping some poor dog.

are you jealous that you don't have your very own shota on a leash?

No

Puppies deserve a better home.

Is that blond twink even legal

does it matter?

Honestly, UK needs to stop banning porn and moving on to banning people.

In dog years he is

poly relationships are hilarious because you can actually watch them descend deeper into degeneracy in real time

And they all have the same look.

Ugly, slightly andro?

Yeah to each their own I guess.... but everyone in that thread looks exactly as you’d expect this people to look lol.

the skinnyfat soyboy look is really a classic

The self-identified """alpha""" of the group is like, shockingly ugly. Like the kind of ugly that makes you double-take when walking down the street.

That's why he's alpha, he gets pussy despite his looks

He reminds me of Alan tudyk. Not handsome, but not ugly. I’ve def seen UGLY people, and this one is just nondescript

He'd be alan tudyk tier without the braces and those FUCK ugly glasses.

As it is he looks like a cautionary tale about drinking while pregnant.

4/10 woman and 2 numales.

they even have their own shota 😍😍😍

Funny how there’s always more men in poly relationships than women. If a woman wants to be poly she just has to be single.

degeneracy

REEEE everything I don't like or can't have is icky and yucky and degenerate

It's the (Self-employed, Part-Time, Part-Time, Unemployed) part that's objectively degenerate regardless of your beliefs.

Cody is a very masculine, bisexual male, with a SUB BRAT personality

https://i.imgur.com/FXLThSZ.jpg

I identify as a very masculine

lemme just stop you there

Anyway, these people substitute having a personality with the most inane bullshit:

  • I identify as a very masculine, bisexual male

  • She defines as a bicurious sub rope bunny.

  • Cody is a very masculine, bisexual male, with a SUB BRAT personality and he is a rope bunny!

  • Kobe: ENFJ (nickname is pup) Does not work. Kobe is the most unique of the group. Kobe is our "little" pup and definitely the easiest to love!

Affordable commercial flamethrowers can't come fast enough.

Nuclear war has never seemed so sweet.

Is this what rome was like before it fell

It’s a little known fact that Pup play was yuuge in Rome

You jest, but some of the emperors were pretty close

Fur play is just the millennial version of marrying your horse 🐎

Giant Meteorite 2020

Napalm. So much napalm needed. Can't be a degenerate if Britistan is burning.

Can someone fill me in. Are these people actual dog fuckers, or is "pup" some degenerate codeword for something else.

Pretty sure peanut butter on buttholes isn't uncommon in that household.

what the fuck
explain this, whitoids

Seconded.

The day of the unjarring cant come soon enough

>day of the unjarring

👌👌

have u joined r/mayos yet?

Multiculturalism is good because browns won't put up with this shit.

y'know, you'd think the existence of people like this would be enough to end any chance of white supremacy from existing, but alas it does not

We build the world's civilization and burning it is our right.

Islam needs to conquer the west ASAP.

The caliphate can't come fast enough.

and just likes pups these degenerates need 2 b caged 😤😤😤

These people used to rule a quarter of the world's land mass.

I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.

I guarantee they did.

Apparently they nicknamed him that, but that doesn't make sense, why the fuck would you put P in your acronym

I believe it refers to a young inexperienced gay boy

So what's a cub? A young, experienced gay boy?

Maybe a small hairy guy

Young hairy fat and/or muscular.

As long as they're not, like, annoying vegans or something, then it's not a problem.

mfw these homies don't even know about puppy play

i can show you the wooorld

FTFY

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

So do they fuck the man-dog? And how do they decide whose turn it is.

I believe they do, in fact, fuck the boy-dog.

It's like a BDSM thing. The boy-dog gets off on being submissive via roleplay as a species humans literally own. So he wears a collar and eats out of a dog bowl and gets ordered around by the dominant and the whole thing make his pp hard.

It's like a d/s version of fursuit fucking.

Wow, that's fucking retarded

i'm more concerned about "rope bunny" tbh

They like getting tied up in a bunny suit

I identify as a very masculine

a sure sign of insecurities

I identify this comment as RUDE 😤

While he is being literally cucked! That's the funniest thing to me.

this is y we need islam 🙌🙌🙌

takbir to that

Commercial flamethrowers are here, look up the XM-07 its 300$ for a flamethrower that shoots napalm 100ft.

Screw your optics, I'm going in

Love it! We talk about our TV show all the time. "Yeah tonight was definitely an episode".

😷😷😷

I just wonder how much bleach you have to drink while pregnant to produce offspring like this.

They're British.

They're British

Enough said.

Oi u wat m8

Shutup degenerate.

You should know it's illegal in the UK to offend people on the internet.

That's nice. When can we Freedomtm the place?

After they leave the EU and don't have allies to defend themselves with.

None then.

The fuck is this degeneracy

Nuke California first, dear Kim. Please.

They're British. Kim needs to shoot the other way.

Or tunnel straight up.

Self-employed

Ehhh...

Part-time

I'm sure this ends well

Part-time

Still going to end well!

Unemployed

It's like watching the inevitable car crash.

Nah, Oregon deserves this.

Only the californians in eugene and portland

expand our pack

oh so this is a sex cult in its early years. neat.

Yeah, I'm starting to suspect that for every big successful orgy cult out there, there's probably 100 small, sad, and pathetic attempted orgy cults like this one.

I don’t know, 100 seems low

I am an entrepreneur, business owner, and I (mostly) work from home. I supply the house with our income

This is a euphemism for drug dealer

Fuck I had full time cam model

Would anyone pay to see that?

America, you need to reign in yout degeneracy..

It's Britbongs. So get the EU to fix it.

They left us , they belong to the ocean now . Ring up aquaman to have a stern conversation with these individuals .

Naw, we're holding ya'll responsible. Get your Britbongs in order before someone discovered some Oiltm and decides you need a dose of Freedomtm and 'Muricatm.

You´re the zoomer of their boomer imperialism tho

This is pretty tame in the grand scheme of British degeneracy tbh.

They aren't even raping anyone and zero police cover ups. This is a Tuesday in England.

We need more bestiality instead of the fake furry stuff in this story.

I treasure these cuties

Imagine what their ancestors must be feeling. Rule Britannia.

I think I know how they'd deal with this...

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-02-2015/VCA9QR.gif

"You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."

"May you live in interesting times."

so that's what Lovecraft meant when he was talking about indescribable horrors, too horrid to even imagine, gaze upon it and you'd go mad.

Press G to gas.

Drake has a pedo/serial killer look about him.

Drake the rapper or one of the poly weirdos?

The poly weirdo of course.

He enjoys belly rubs, tug of war (he literally can rip a rope from both of my hands with his teeth)

Omg I too am an ENFJ pup <3 kobe sounds endearing and amazing <3

I have a crush on your relationship. You’re my new Jim and Pam.

I'm starting to realize why villages in centuries past centered life around the church and cast sinners into exile.

Making me nostalgic for when these types were tied to pyres and burnt.

Let's be real. They all would have died in childhood. Modern medicine has its downside.

Was anyone else thinking the P stood for partnership? Wtf

I thought they were going to be like childfree with fur babies. I have never been so wrong.

I’m starting a GoFundMe to get me into crossbow range of any of them

4 people would be a tetrad not a triad.

tetard

So that chick likes getting triple teamed with a guy in a dog mask participating? How does that not get mentioned in her little bio there?

"Red-headed hotwife takes it in all holes from masked men" title of the amateur pron they upload, probably.

Nah she likes watching guys fuck.

This is why we need mayocide

I'm also bipolar and poly. Meds really do help.

From ops post history.

3/4ths of reddit is on meds but I'm going to guess 95% of r/polyamory is and the other 5% should be. What happened to just plane old wholesome degeneracy like wife swapping?

of course she's bipolar ... they all seem to be. Letting your wife fuck other men is degenerate in any case though.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm libertarian, we are required to pick a form of degeneracy.

I'm libertarian and not degenerate

Son, I hope you like Traps. That's what you are being assigned.

Son, I hope you like Traps. That's what you are being assigned.

Son, I hope you like Traps. That's what you are being assigned.

can I have some legal lolis instead?

You have to run for office first.

People in your life just don't love you enough to institutionalize you.

Does underage cartoon girls count as a pick, or is that just a given?

That's more for libertarian left.

He's not married to her, he's married to the other dude.

More or less degenerate than your husband being fucked by a dog larper?

White people nonsense, smh.

Why is the only woman not even the most feminine in this group?

Because she's the one with the strap-on.

Imagine trying to set up the tax code for this kind of marriage. Polycels will never learn

Why do all these dog roleplay guys have the exact same shitty mask? It looks like trash, get something cooler you degenerate fucks

Oi! you got a loicense for ur MMMMFFPPBQAAI pile?

Awaken Lord Cthulhu and destroy this world.

Jess loves [...] dogs

She fucks those dogs

Pup Koby humping your leg under the dinner table at Thanksgiving.

I don't get it. The chick's not altogether hideous, surely she could do better than... Whatever that is.

She defines as a bicurious sub rope bunny.

Nevermind, I understand now.

We need an Exterminatus

One chick

Three dudes

SLUT

Kinkshamers OUT!

This shit is going way too far, at this point we've lost the ability to jokingly predict the next few rounds. How much more degenerate can we get, the limbo bar is in the fucking basement currently.

And the act is called,"The aristocrats"!

I wonder who will murder who first in the eventual murder suicide.

Seriously this shit and the masks is like out of a horror movie

Wow, the Pakis can't take over the UK fast enough imho. Inshallah brothers.

Why does this exist.

OOOOH and I love the fact you included the MBTI-typings!