NoFapper contemplates suicide after relapsing on Day 86. Drops to his knees in the shower pleading to almighty God.

1  2018-11-11 by OpiumDesVolkes84

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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> nofap is good for you

These people would probably be better off overdosing on opioids tbh

Imagine thinking that your life sucks only because you touch yourself at night, now I call that pathetic.

It's not really that bad if you fap, it's the porn that you use to fap that's bad, personally i use my imagination but someone gets addictet to porn.

What if you get addicted to your imagination?

Then you start doing embarrasing things in a truck stops to afford your next imagination

Some people definitely spend too much time and focus on masturbation, and stopping fapping would definitely make their lives better.

How so? What does having a morning fap prevent men from doing? Or than forcing me out of bed to clean myself up.

i don't think you understand that most of them are addicts. if they just fapped once a day quickly, they wouldn't be on that sub in the first place.

Can’t they just get on a drug that lowered their libido? That’s the only thing Prozac seemed to do for me.

they should probably be seeing a doctor and a therapist for their issue, instead of joining an internet cult.

t. natural born slave

is your name from the megadeth song?

Everybody boo this man☝🏽

This faggot posts np links to /r/drama!!

BOOOO

Is your name from your gender dysphoria

Doctors (who aren't sponsored by drug companies) don't prescribe psychopharmaca unless it's necessary. That's for the most extreme cases.

Simply using your will power to try and go without fapping is much healthier than medicating your brain, just like how you should try exercising before getting on anti - depressants.

ust like how you should try exercising before getting on anti - depressants.

Exercise is important, but I wouldn't quite say that - for me, I needed the kick the anti-depressants gave me to get the motivation to start exercising.

But when I got to a weekly mileage of about 20-25 miles running, the antidepressants that I'd been on for 2 years suddenly started making me feel constantly nauseous and sleepy all day. Stopped taking them without tapering the dose down - I didn't even have a withdrawal period, which this drug is infamous for, just felt better and back to "normal" instantly. Brain chemistry is weird.

If you didn't have the energy to do it before, it was definitely a good idea to start with the pills.

I'm just saying that in general, people should try it before they go ask a doctor about medication. Too many people with mild depressions go straight for the pills as if it's some sort of antibiotic for chronic blueness.

Oh yeah, then I agree. For me, it was very serious, I had completely stopped functioning and had no interest in doing anything ever.

I think the use of "depression" in the casual sense confuses some people and they think a sad period in their lives is the same as a serious mental illness.

And it's really, really easy to get diagnosed with depression from a doctor - people on the internet act like there's a big difference between thinking you're depressed and getting diagnosed with depression. There's not. In my experience (UK), you just have to tick some "I feel bad" boxes on a form, and that's it. And we're supposedly much less prone to overprescribing drugs than the US.

There's not. In my experience (UK), you just have to tick some "I feel bad" boxes on a form, and that's it. And we're supposedly much less prone to overprescribing drugs than the US.

Oh it's exactly the same in Sweden. I've just had to tell doctors that "I'm feeling depressed now and have been for a while" and a few minutes later I'm already on my way to the pharmacy, few questions asked. Friends have had the same experience.

It's still fucking weird to me.

This is why I created /r/SecularNoFap

It’s an extremely popular and rapidly growing community. Being the only power mod there can be quite overwhelming sometimes, but it’s for a good cause.

Imagine trying to advertise your retarded sub on r/Drama of all places

I’m so sorry.. Did I just trigger a ❄️ snowflake ❄️ ??

No

Ok. You also might enjoy my very active sub /r/JewishCuisine

It’s a community even bigger than my Secular NoFap sub. It’s a full time job moderating these gigantic communities.

Jewish

That’s haram

Is that the nnew mde sub?

meta drama?!

extremely popular and rapidly growing community

3 subs

The sub has tripled in size since I created it.

"Oh no I had an orgasm it was so terrible"

I once went 90 days without jacking off. Not that hard to do. All you have to do is live with 60 other guys and have drill instructors scream at you.

I went on a camping trip for two weeks with around 10 guys. Couldn't get a boner once, the entire time.

Jesus Christ, you pussy. Get about 200 yards away from the group and ferociously beat off onto the roots of a ponderosa.

Pff you pussy. Just jerk it when the rest are sleeping

Like all the rest of the guys do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Then think about their hard and swollen cocks under their bedsheets. ʘ‿ʘ

You put totem poles to bed i see

I fucking hate people who say "lol, funny comment" and other dumb shit on post... but this was a legit laff riot. So fuck you for making me type this.

This. So much this.

Cowboys had this shit figured out

I saw a documentary called something mountain??? I think they touch each other?

Fixedback mountain?

Bareback mountain?

That’ll catch you the big gay

documentary

J**ish propaganda

18 naked cowboys.

Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!

Do you prefer to call your love dendriphilia or arborphilia?

Coniferophilia. Thanks for asking

>alone in the woods with 10 guys
>can't get a boner

Lmao what a fag

I always jerked off at night when everybody was sleeping

You disgust me

Yeah, that's what normal people did.

What do they do now?

Jerk off

Just, in general?

In the specific

no, normal people just didn't jerk off.

Faggot.

I get the feeling that that's the type of thing that turns nofap guys on

It’s not that impressive when you have wet dreams involving said drill instructors 7 nights a week you big homo

What if that is the exact thing that turns me on?

But if you can stop yourself when you’re alone and a laptop right in front of you, you’ll ascend and become a higher being

My ascension machine must be broken then

Bro, that’s why there’s firewatch. You tap one out when you’re inspecting the latrines. Or you could be like a guy I knew who fucked a ham slice MRE in a port o shitter.

Oh my, that's really something to never let a man live down.

Live down? We thought he was a genius, he even used the heater to get it warm first.

Jesus, that's some depraved shit. I bet the cheese sauce wouldn't make bad lube.

Only jalapeño though.

Fire and ice baby!

TIL top mod is a vet. 😍

Vets don't sexually interfere with dogs.

Different kind of vet.

> Not openly jacking off in the showers to assert your dominance.

Right? I had 60 secs to shower; I jacked it twice.

Once for each army dick in your hand

Scuse you sir I was in the Navy

Actually in the Navy, or just surrounded by semen? Either would be accurate tho

Both, obv

live with 60 other guys and have drill instructors scream at you.

Without jacking off

How

Can confirm, this shit works wonders.

Can confirm. Did not jerk off once in OTS because it's hard to get in the mood with a bunch of guys around.

You were in a four-man room? What branch?

Chair Force, the spring and summer after 9/11.

That makes sense. Can’t knock you for that.

I was in the same situation a stall and some tp is all I needed

Does it count as "NoFap" if you an the other guys spend the whole time jerking each other off?

Fuck me, that place is even crazier than I remembered.

Who are the leaders of the NoFap religion? There has got to be some sort of YouTube mong with a Patreon.

anita sarkessian

You know, that would be funny if it wasn't true.

Explain??

It's was a joke man, don't waste your time trying to analyse it. =)

She’s the cause, not the leader

Ahh yes "difficult mode"

Nah, Amy Shumer

NoFap has largely been co-opted by 4channers and alt-right incels. You can tell because there's been a huge increase in people who chant DEUS VULT unironically shrieking about how the porn industry is run by Jews.

Just look at some of the incredible spergouts here, here, and here.

Why the fuck is the xHamster twitter account manager the one making the most valid points about sex positivity?

Jews are well educated.

Because the porn industry is co-opting sex-positivity to try to give their garbage industry a veneer of legitimacy it does not have. The porn industry is all kinds of fucked up and those "regulations" are a joke. Porn producers take advantage of rampant drug abuse in the industry to coerce performers into doing sex acts they would otherwise be unwilling to do. STDs are rampant and there's an active effort on the part of the industry to continue covering this up.

Settle down, ghazi

If you don't talk shit about both the NoFap cult and the sleezy porn producers then you can't call yourself a radical centrist.

trying to justify kinkshaming with radical centrism in drama

🤮🤮🤮

The porn industry deals in kinks, but is not itself a kink.

What is voyeurism

That would only be the case if the porn actors were in it for the sexual thrill. Everyone knows porn actors are already dead on the inside.

You're thinking of exhibitionism

Oh right. Regardless, the voyeuristic value of watching porn is just another one of the kinks the porn industry provides. That doesn't make the porn industry a kink.

Oh my god I'm really arguing about this.

Oh my god I'm really arguing about this.

Ikr?!

hmmm, interesting that (((youre))) leaping to the defense here...

Gotta keep the lines of profit open

It's about ethics in journalism

Here’s the truth though - most porn performers would be (and are) prostitutes anyway. If the industry was banned, that’s just what they’d do full time. Prostitution doesn’t seem to me much ‘less degenerate’ than pornography, so why not tolerate both - given that both will go on.

I'm not so sure most would, but I still agree with the fundamental point. Both industries prey on female vulnerability and are hotbeds for hard drug use. I wouldn't even be talking about this if I didn't see fucking XHamster, of all companies, trying to peddle sex positivity.

if they were hookers they probably wouldn't have to do prolapse porn and double anal and all sorts of other extremely fucked up shit.

most hookers get to decide what sex acts they will or won't do, and anything more extreme than dick in pussy, they can charge extra.

Lmao at thinking that double anal is extremely fucked up. Grow a pair.

Industry thats know for multiple kind of abuses.

Ngl 18 year olds doing horrible shit for coke gets me harder than literally anything else

Because it's a lie? They don't give two fucks about "sex positivity", they give a shit about their viewership decline as posted in their graph. If NNN caused an increase in viewership because of reverse psychology, they'd be in favour of it.

What valid points? I think they link to an article about how masturbation increases self-esteem. Who the fuck feels amazing post-orgasm?

Yeah, but having your balls constantly drained might make you less susceptible to hormones telling you to be miserable for not knocking up every woman you see.

They’re right that porn is very bad for you, and a lot of benefits of nofap are really due to no porn. But idk why they’re against standalone fapping

Oh absolutely, I mean radical feminists have been talking about the horrors of the porn industry for a while.

I find it funny though because there's a huge difference between "the porn industry treats its workers like shit" and "PORN IS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY TO GET PEOPLE TO LIKE INTERACIAL INCEST CUCK PORN #WHITEGENOCIDE"

Well feminist complain about the porn industry, I was saying watching porn is bad for the male brain, regardless of how the industry is

That’s why I only beat off to anime girls 😎

Absolutely degenerate

hopefully only legal ones. It can be difficult to spot the difference between a 8 yo and a 598 yo vampire though ...

I’m actually a libertarian so I see no problems with me beating my meat to children, regardless of their age. The age of consent is just a concept after all.

hey, I'm libertarian too :)

I love the things that happens in /r/drama.

Got any sources there bud, sounds like an interesting read.

There’s a whole website dedicated to this https://fightthenewdrug.org

Not a single about Jews smh

mormons

lmao

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why would i want to fight a drug? drugs are good

Pretty much any drug done daily is bad

thats literally the opposite of true

Ok go rail cocaine everyday and enjoy your heart attack at 60

60

lol what kinda retard wants to live that long

Someone who isn’t a degenerate 17 year old who did drugs for the first time and thinks he’s cool because of it

sheesh, healthcucks get so upset when they encounter someone with their priorities in order

You have such strong troll but still stupid irl vibe to your comments. It’s a very distinctive kind of stupid. I bet 10 bucks you either frequent r/LateStageCapitalism or r/ChapoTrapHouse. .

You have such strong troll but still stupid irl vibe to your comments.

thanks

You can pretty much just browse around /r/gendercritical to find them talking about it.

Maybe search "pornsick" in the sidebar.

What are you talking about? There's no way our movement is anti-Semitic.

The next five responses are all alt-right accounts complaining that the porn industry is run by the Jews.

The absolute state of these people.

"Look, just because we're posting pictures of German soldiers and saying things like "your kind must be purged" doesn't mean we're anti-semetic!"

Isn't that, if anything, anti Kraut?

once again despised simply for providing a quality service that the customer wants

and here.

Imagine sending infographic death threats 🤓🤓🤓

You had Xhamster say on Twitter that NONutNovember was hurting the porn industry and trying to get people to watch porn by saying that people who started it were white supremacists, etc. Really it was just a thing started on Reddit when people felt that they were overdoing it and factored into an unhealthy lifestyle.

It just always cracks me up to see people reply to that xhamster tweet with pictures of German solders and Jewish caricatures while screaming "YOUR KIND MUST BE PURGED"

Like, damn dude, if you want to convince people your movement isn't full of white nationalists you are doing a REALLY bad job of it.

The problem I see is that like a group that gets to a certain size that you will have people that join for different reasons and different views. So while you may have some WS in it I don't think it's fair to say that the whole group is or was started with it in mind. I remember looking at the sub a month back and they had to lock one post because of the anti-Semitic comments being posted.

Do you follow a pornsite in Twitter?

Wtf...

It was linked her a few days ago get updated

You don't?

wtf

xhamster salty tho, but unironically guess the nofappers.

That’s why I created /r/SecularNoFap

It can be overwhelming sometimes being the only power mod there. The community tripled in size within like 5 days.

Who are the leaders of the NoFap religion?

There are probably ISIS recruiters over there.

Fuck me, that place is even crazier than I remembered.

It's because the old timers there still haven't jerked off since the last time you visited. So it cranks up the insanity a notch every day that passes.

To make matters worse, I relapsed to truly humiliating and demeaning video.

And he didn’t even have the courtesy to post a link

Odds on it being cuckold porn?

Man I've seen some fucking awful ntr lately.

Well what the fuck where is it

Nhentai is where i find it mostly. I used to be able to enjoy it but lately some of it leaves a taint on my soul when I'm done.

Not using sad Panda

Goml scrub

I never figured out how to do it back when i was young enough to care to try hard enough.

Theres a million other avenues for porn, I'm not going to encrypt my IP or whatever the fuck it was.

Allow cookies?

Something that only the greatest hackers can do.

Household affairs is a good one(also can anyone recommend something similar to it, it has left a hole in my heart that was never filled after it ended).

lmao the shitty, half thought of boring lamefest hentai Household Affairs left a hole in your heart?

lmao

Say what you want but no one did the emotional aspect of cheating like HA, ntr is most of the time humiliation for the husband.

Every day we stray further from the Light

True masterpiece

Why is Tunak Tunak Tun in "Up Next" section for me?

NTR turns me on more when I self-insert as the cheating woman giving in to the bigger cock.

Sasuga gussy

Masaka bussy 😟

This but unironically.

"Self Insert"

Fnar!

NTR?

Don't

Cuckold hentai

Yikes!!!

Short for 寝取られ which is japanese for cucking

links or gtfo

Odds on being something illegal?

Low but possible. My guess is something like cross dressing or cuck porn

Was probably gay sock worship porn. That's my top fetish anyway.

Sock worship?

Foot fetish but with covered feet.

Well done ppl.

What a bitch I mean sure cuck porn is weird but suicide over it? I was expecting something illegal or at least super immoral. What version of 2018 is he living in where cuck porn is "taboo"?

I jack it to degenerate barely legal Hentai multiple times a week and this guy is contemplating suicide over cuckold porn. Normies are truly a special bunch.

How can there be cuck porn? If cucks get off on other people having sex with their wives would porn vids not be strangers to them?

If you think about it, all porn is cuckold porn

Hm... Hmm... Hmmm...

Sorry I'm not sure how to unlock the thinking emoji

Really actives the almonds

What about POV?

it was, he admitted it in the comments lol.

It is definitely a midget trap being fucked by a horse

Ouch, might as well cram a broom stick inside a ventriloquist doll..heck,there's only going to be so much midget in that situation.

Does midget trap porn exsist? I know there’s no midget gay porn, it’s the literal unicorn of porn.

I'm pretty sure the only porn in current year is incest porn.

Or at least it was the last time I looked at the pornhub home page.

He straight up admitted it's cuckold porn in the comments

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Calling it now, dude likes pedo porn.

As long as the girls are 18 or older it's fine. Some girls like Mimi Yazawa just look a bit youthful, that's not a bad thing at all though. Small is beautiful and flat is justice.

I dunnoan. Once.i got closer to 30 I started finding that stuff creepy.

really? Personally that's what I love about these JAV loli girls, I get older, they stay the same age.

Ew. Especially since a lot of jav girls are pushed into it when they fail to become idols.

Don't make me feel bad about this, please. I already know there's no ethic porn consumption under capitalism.

hentai is ethical

That's true for just about everything. Is it ethical that the guy who cleans the restaurant bathrooms hates it but only does it because they are effectively forced into it under capitalism?

Do you even have a single product in your house that wasn't unethically made by someone effectively forced to the job because of capitalism?

my brother, parents weren't forced into producing him in any way lul

Unless you consider us as slaves to our genes and genetic drives.

T h a t a i n ' t c a p i t a l i s m t h o

What the hell is JAV?

Short for Javelin, a fire-and-forget anti-tank missile.

Japanese adult video

So, porn. Why not just call them porn stars?

Because that's what it's catagorized under and how you'll find it easiest. There's also a difference between jav girls who are speaking japanese and Asian girls in porn speaking English.

Which is actually thousands of years old if you read the manga, so it's not creepy at all guys.

they're actual women, they're all 18 or older too, theyre just small and adorable, playing the roles of a daughter/ middleschooler/ little sister. I quite like the little sister ones personally

I was an only child, but I always wished I had a little sister I could teach how beautiful sex is.

BigTiddyAnimeWaifu

Oh fuck YamiOsatames alt.

how do you fuck up his name that badly

It's all clicks and whistles to me.

ching chong

based mimiposter

Abnormally small JAV girls always have scuffed teeth for some reason.

I noticed that too, but a lot of them in general have kinda fucked up teeth. Maybe some JAV loli expert can elaborate on why this might be the case.

Part of it is that JAV actresses often come from poor families who couldn't afford braces, but a lot get it done to make them look "cute." I'm serious

You can see it in anime with cute characters developing little fangs - there's a subreddit for it, I think /r/cutelittlefangs - but this is an attempt to bring it into real life.

childlike

whoops, well there it is ...

But I agree that the snuggletooth thing can be pretty cute. Its kinda charming in its own way.

Is there pedo cuckhold porn?

That where you hold a cuck?

I swear, those motherfuckers take things so seriously. I've noticed that there are some benefits(mostly time saved) but if I "relapsed" or something I wouldn't care.

they complain about brain fog but ironically can't think about anything else

the most "enlightened" people out there are cult members. They delude themselves into thinking they've discovered the secret to life and everyone else is an unthinking drone.

In reality they are the most gullible, exploitable people on the entire planet.

Very, but not most

The time saved is less than the time spent posting on /r/nofap about your new superpowers

There’s truly nothing worse than dorky 22 year old Americans trying to sound like ascetic 19th century Russian orthodox monks or some shit. Jordan Peterson has to answer for this shit.

Yep, it's the same deal as when white nationalists jerk off over Rome and name themselves Sol Invictus and other retarded names.

tucks mjolnir necklace into shirt

y-yeah, fuck those guys

mjolnir necklace

NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

> greek statue avatar in front of synthwave background

> profile text something like: "esoteric third-position posadist-neo-Heideggerian byzantine"

Username something like : "NationalAsthetics" or "[country]Awake"

“trueDingDong here”

Hahaha. Im this faggot.

I just now realized this. The other day there was a YouTube thread on a DW doc about antisemitism and there were tons of Roman screen names bitching about Soros, Israel, Zionists etc. and even a few talking about how reading pagan Roman leaders’ writings helped them become a better Christian. Lol

and name themselves Sol Invictus and other retarded names.

Are there any examples of this? I've seen them all praise Rome, but what about the name thing?

Austin Gillespie, alt right guy, literally renamed himself (irl) Augustus Sol Invictus, living the true LARP.

'' I have prophesied for years that I was born for a Great War; that if I did not witness the coming of the Second American Civil War I would begin it myself. Mark well: That day is fast coming upon you. On the New Moon of May, I shall disappear into the Wilderness. I will return bearing Revolution, or I will not return at all.''

What a faggot

Unlike the quote, you said so much with so little.

I did a bit of reaserch and, well, Sol Invictus is interesting to say the least.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_Sol_Invictus

Well that was, um, interesting to say the least.

Idk but if you have a roman bust in your pfp and a latin name you get the ability to instantly slap any opponent in the face with your mind cock

Apparently anything can be a cult

As humans we are born into a disgusting mixture of blood, piss, and sometimes even shit. That cum shot that went into your eyeball yesterday? The All Seeing Eye ain't even mad bro. It's not the grossest thing He/She/It has seen today, trust me.

god be like

holocaust: i sleep

masturbation: get smote nigga

https://i.redd.it/a41c66ai4lx11.png

Front page. +1407. Are they insane?

It's fun to just make things up. Show me a sexual therapist or urologist that says masturbation in general is a bad thing. It can be bad, but in moderation and done in a safe manner, what's the big deal with it? Wanting to kill myself for masturbating? Shit, that's quite extreme.

I don't know man, I do it in moderation and the things listed in that picture seem consistent with how I feel if I go without it for a week and how I feel after doing it.

I don't really see where they're coming from because I never stop masturbating for more than a couple days. I'd say it's worth a shot but it's hard to give up that free dopamine. Which is kinda their point.

Those feelings come from being a losers that don't accomplish anything, cause no shit you'll feel unfulfilled and anxious after realizing the high point of your day is wacking it to cartoons.

Blatantly. I'm more concerned about their English, though.

more socal life

Theres a holy exodus to San Diego, don't you know?

have to fight the urges sometimes

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Urges Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Keep Your Hands Out Your Pants Like Nigga Do Something Else Haha

Lmao they misspelled success

That's scary... I problem for them is a mental one and not just the physical act at this point

I like how they attribute their sense of nihilism to masturbation, when in reality it was their sad, pathetic, and purposeless existence which is now temporarily abated by their sexual pseudo-religion.

I didn't know Mike Pence was on Reddit

Lol

If you think masturbating, or cutting off masturbating, is the source of all your issues, that sounds like you need to seek help from an external source. Some of the posts there make it seem that if you stopped masturbating, all of the sudden you'd be able to speak four languages, play the piano, reassemble a car's engine, so on and so forth. Kind of extreme.

"I stopped masturbating for a year and now I get chicks on the reg, have the body of a chad, make over a million a year. This can too can be you if you just donate to my website on nofapchad"

Its almost like moderation isn't a bad thing.

Nofap might be the saddest community. Imagine being so stupid that you think jerking off is so important or impactful that it's ruining your life...and then because this compulsion to spank it is "SO BAD" you make your WHOLE LIFE about not jerking it. Like, it's so important that to make it less important you....center your whole life around it? They re a bunch of retards.

Like I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and say that some people probably do jerk off too much. It shouldn't become your only source of stress relief or become a compulsion so that you jack off in public restrooms or in parking lots. But Christ the idea of not jacking off shouldn't become your new religion either.

What they need is a whiskey habit.

I uh...wow.

i don't get these nofap guys. i understand how porn addiction can be a problem, but "solving" it by creating another problem seems to be counterproductive.

Nofap might be more dangerous than porn that sounds straight up cult like wtf.

376,995 Fapstronauts

I want to die

I kind of wanna go in there and put a super high number as my flair to see their response

Immediately after my relapse, I walked to my shower. I dropped on my knees, and begged mercy from God. I’m not talking about some fantastical being on a cloud. I’m talking about that God within us all, with that all-seeing eye. That eye that has been with me since I was born. That eye that bore witness to my shame and my humiliation, and has forgiven me time and time again for betraying myself. That chocolate eye.

:O

you guys really shouldn't poop in your own nest

So it's just a mini-religion at this point.

I hate that this somehow replaced no-shave November and that these creepy fucks give xhamster a solid point.

Seriously, it's faster to fap and be done with it than to try to pray the nut away. Wet-dreams exist so you're doomed to fail anyway.

I feel like they would forgive you for having a wet dream, because it's not exactly your fault.

it looklike a troll to me. i mean the "drop to my knees' thing is kinda too much to be true hahahah

I drop to my knees when masturbating in the shower to hit the drain more reliably.

Tmi

> not blowing it into your other hand to use as face moustirizer

Wow. Pleb.

The fact that r/nofap has over 377,011 subscribers disturbs me.

If jacking off makes you wanna kill yourself then you probably should.

Man I love jacking off

I found this post easy to masturbate to.

Hello from the other side. Glad to see my message is making waves.

No, my relapse wasn’t to anything illegal.

Why are you so fucking insane

I’m like Dwayne Wade and Elvis Presley combined into one Being. Mere mortals cannot comprehend my style. I’m a Being from the 6th dimension, bwon. I’m not from around here, bro. Can’t you tell? Silly fucking human.

If that sounds insane to you, you’re just retarded. 🃏 Now go get your fucking shine box.

Can we at least get a link to the video?

He won't post it because he "relapsed" to gay porn, most likely.

You can't flim flam the zim zam.

So basically he had a stroke?

I wasnt gonna go fap but after reading this and the sub... I'm gonna do it out of spite.

Dude should be seeking advice on 4chan, not reddit.

I really want to comment on their, but then again I also don't want my post-history to show that I've commented on /r/nofap before.

> caring about post history. But posts here. Yikes!

There is a difference between being called a retarded REEE-Nazi and being called an incel, I personally prefer the former.

Hmmm. Very True.

You know it's addiction when it's drives you to suicide.