The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
People do that not so often but often enough. I too am befuddled on why. I'm also befuddled when people say this but unironically. Shouldn't it be this but not satirically given the sub?
u/salvadora, I don't understand why you don't just get a hair cut and take some decent pictures of you smiling or some shit. Is that the autism making you think glaring like a latent serial killer will get you laid?
Also, skin color is the biggest copout I've heard. Pajeets use their race to explain away why they can't get laid all the time, when really, it's their awkward, timid, desperate demeanor and shit sense of fashion.
Ok but seriously what is going on with your face here? Your lips are curled upwards, but you’re not smiling or at all happy. People are telling you to get a haircut but also maybe don’t look in the mirror for your picture if you hate yourself because it’s showing. Also, consider standing.
I’m talking about that God within us all, with that all-seeing eye. That eye that has been with me since I was born. That eye that bore witness to my shame and my humiliation, and has forgiven me time and time again for betraying myself.
62 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-11
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
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1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Why the fuck would you just repost a thread that's already in drama to drama?
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-11
To make the thread even more seeable!
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Well I one upped you with a superior thread / pic:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9w569b/this_useless_cretin_is_too_ugly_to_get_any/
Fucking bitch, you can't possibly troll me harder that I already troll myself.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-11
You're beyond mentally ill. Keep posting please
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
You don't fucking say. Major Depression, Generalized Anxiety Disorder and Autism you fucking clueless cunt.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-11
All self-diagnosed?
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Nope, officially diagnosed in this place:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=fieldhead+mental+health+bradford&oq=fieldh&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j69i59l2.3420j0j7&client=tablet-android-nvidia&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#istate=lrl:iv&rlimm=14733124818195690551
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-11
Ah, so you're also a Britbong! That explains everything!
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Wth is a britbong?
1 le_epic_xd 2018-11-11
Mentally ill Islanders from Britbongistan
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Yes.
1 MorelloCherries 2018-11-11
:(
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-11-11
us degenerate britishitians
1 katthecat666 2018-11-11
You're from Bradford? This explains everythin
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Yes it does.
1 constantinople_2053 2018-11-11
no one wants to hear your lifestory, pajeet.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Then fuck off and don't read my posts bitchcunt.
1 constantinople_2053 2018-11-11
why do you think "bitchcunt" is an insult? Cunts are amazing (not that you'd know, lol)
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
But gussy is considered the worst form of pussy here.
1 BeastTrinity 2018-11-11
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
This post is NOT haram. Delete it.
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1 constantinople_2053 2018-11-11
I'm sorry😱😱
I'll apologize to my bacha bazai extra hard tonight😈
1 MG87 2018-11-11
Why would someone ruin their life to end yours?
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
They wouldn't, I was just deluded by reading about such things in Despicable Deadpool.
1 Somenakedguy 2018-11-11
Why not do it yourself so you can collect the bounty yourself?
Win-win tbh
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-11-11
This is the reason you're not getting laid. Your physical appearance is not. Work on hiding this stuff
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Its hidden and medicated, useless advice bitch 101.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-11-11
No, it's exceedingly obvious from your post history.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Because reddit posts = how people are IRL, actually no, how fucking retarded can vile cretins like you possibly get?
1 car_tire 2018-11-11
Free reply. Do you revel in this new found attention?
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Yes.
1 gilmore606 2018-11-11
show threds and vagene
1 Moist_Daddies 2018-11-11
the pic mad me HAVE SEX!
1 SamWhite 2018-11-11
Time-honoured tradition tbh.
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-11-11
free internet points
1 Signedupforthisshit2 2018-11-11
People do that not so often but often enough. I too am befuddled on why. I'm also befuddled when people say this but unironically. Shouldn't it be this but not satirically given the sub?
1 demotecontrol 2018-11-11
This but serial.
1 songthatendstheworld 2018-11-11
Because how words sound is important too, not just the meaning.
1 dramasexual 2018-11-11
See this is how I know you're new here.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-11-11
u/salvadora, I don't understand why you don't just get a hair cut and take some decent pictures of you smiling or some shit. Is that the autism making you think glaring like a latent serial killer will get you laid?
Also, skin color is the biggest copout I've heard. Pajeets use their race to explain away why they can't get laid all the time, when really, it's their awkward, timid, desperate demeanor and shit sense of fashion.
1 Zian64 2018-11-11
M-M-MULTIDRAMA
1 yunghastati 2018-11-11
I don't want to comment on your greasy thread
1 lua_x_ia 2018-11-11
Ok but seriously what is going on with your face here? Your lips are curled upwards, but you’re not smiling or at all happy. People are telling you to get a haircut but also maybe don’t look in the mirror for your picture if you hate yourself because it’s showing. Also, consider standing.
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-11
Its called a resting face?
1 _Petronius 2018-11-11
Dude has the look of that Bjork stalker. Plus he’s got some weird disease?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-11
if bob flanagan could make his life worthwhile this mong's got no excuse
1 liquidm 2018-11-11
Any Britbongers know which of your big brother agencies I can report him to before he goes on an incel knifing spree?
1 Chicup 2018-11-11
It's the UK so it's a spooning. Or a bomb, they don't seem to regulate those.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-11-11
Acid is a-okay too.
1 Child_downloader 2018-11-11
His got glass bones dont worry hed just break his hip before he did any real damage to someone
1 King_Drumpf 2018-11-11
So how lpng bwfore he shoots up a store?
1 OnionBits 2018-11-11
He's British, he doesn't have the proper licence to do that
1 mh_12rm_66 2018-11-11
*runs over a fuck ton of people
1 [deleted] 2018-11-11
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1 dramasexual 2018-11-11
Is this the winning image from a Least Attractive Picture competition?
1 Power_Incarnate 2018-11-11
Actual Neanderthal
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-11
1 Cholestorol-kun 2018-11-11
a deep closeted straight
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-11
Dude that's your bussy lmao
1 4ntonvalley 2018-11-11
I'm so happy being subscribed here, best decision of my life.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-11-11
Imagine being a bussynaut and not being able to get laid. At least 75% of gay dudes are big sloots.
I'm a normal looking straight guy and gay dudes hit on me even when I'm out on a date with my wife.
Why doesn't this tard just, like, go to a gay bar and start flirting with guys?
1 20171245 2018-11-11
This looks like a photo the news would release of the perpetrator after the FBI confirmed that the bomb stuffed inside a dragon dildo didn't go off.