Hilldawg Will Run Again, And That's A Good Thing

1  2018-11-12 by WeWuzKANG5

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Welp looks like we have 4 more years of Trump after 2020.

Good for Dramacoin!!

That's what everyone thought the first time around too.

This is the best timeline for dramacoin.

Sequels are never as good as the original

Worst timeline for existing.

this bot has never been more wrong

If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.

if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.

It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.

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It reads like satire. FML US politics has gotten so insane I can't even tell what's legit and what's a joke anymore.

I say it needs to be more extreme. Throw an american putin or hitler or nazarbayev in there and watch the US either fall apart or go into full conqueror mode šŸ˜¤

I unironically want this to happen.

nazarbayev

Holy fuck look at you knowing things other than the top of /r/news today (.... or at any day of the last decade)

Get ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0. More than 30 years in the making, this new version of Mrs. Clinton, when she runs for president in 2020, will come full circleā€”back to the universal-health-care-promoting progressive firebrand of 1994. True to her name, Mrs. Clinton will fight this out until the last dog dies. She wonā€™t let a little thing like two stunning defeats stand in the way of her claim to the White House.

This was arguably the most successful version of Hillary Clinton.

Mrs. Clinton has a 75% approval rating among Democrats, an unfinished mission to be the first female president, and a personal grievance against Mr. Trump, whose supporters pilloried her with chants of ā€œLock her up!ā€ This must be avenged.

The generation of Democrats who have been waiting to take over the party from the Clintons will be fuming that she is back and stealing their show. But they revealed themselves to be bungling amateurs in the Brett Kavanaugh nomination fight, with their laughable Spartacus moments.

this new version of Mrs. Clinton

Really making those NPC memes a reality, aren't ya?

Welp looks like we have 4 more years of Trump after 2020.

Good for Dramacoin!!

Hillary is the male version of Ralph Nader.

Remember the Pepsi commercial with him doing a backflip?

No...buuut, I remember the one with Britney Spears-the princess of drama and hot messness!

Do you remember Tila corona or what ever that cuntā€™s name is? You should look her up now she suffered brain damage and is now a white supremacist!

Holy shit if thatā€™s real someone pleaaaase post it here

Brain Damage from a drug overdose..

Discussion of her being a white supremacist

more more

Then she was banned from twitter and Facebook.

She told Shapiro she wanted to gas him and all Jews.. .

Then to top it all off she posted a picture of her baby with a hitler moustache. With the hashtag #babyhitler ..

Thereā€™s more but that about sums it up.

Aw fuck this enough drama for my spank bank to last me until 2020, god bless this shit show

I just found out about her wanting to gas Shapiro, made me lol.

If she wins conservatives will go fucking insane, she almost won last time and this time people actually know Trump isnt a secret rainman genius but really a delusional boomer, i would give her good odds.

I don't think she'd make it past the primaries. People are sick of her and after losing to Trump in 2016, her political credibility is shot. Any candidate worth their salt would make sure to tie her 2016 defeat to a future 2020 defeat. I'd vote for literally anyone else in both the primaries and the actual election.

Im not arguing she hasnt lost credibility, but has she really lost as much as Daddy? its would be like the biggest loser but with voters instead of fat rolls.

For all his faults, Trump won on historic first try, which is more than Clinton can say. Clinton is the favored punching bag of the right, and young Dems don't really care for her and are likely to see her as the woman who lost the White House.

hillary lost to a young black guy with little political experience when usa was still racist and lost. then she tried again where her opponent was considered a laughing stock and he had around a 1% chance of winning and she still lost.

Trump currently shares a two-year approval rating in the low 40s with Obama, Bill Clinton, and Reagan, and while Trump has proven himself to be a buffoon, he also hasn't burned the country down as many doomsayers predicted.

Given that the Dems found a way to lose to GWB while the Iraq War was in full clusterfuck mode with a poor candidate pick, I wouldn't underestimate Hillary's odds of throwing a 2020 presidential election.

Given that the Dems found a way to lose to GWB while the Iraq War was in full clusterfuck mode with a poor candidate pick, I wouldn't underestimate Hillary's odds of throwing a 2020 presidential election.

Or underestimate republicans ability to ignore all the flaws of their candidate, good point.

i would give her good odds

like they gave her last time?

Seriously, almost anyone with a little cred should be able to mop the floor with Trump, but if there was anyone that could lose to him, it would be Hilary.

like they gave her last time?

How are burgerstanis so fucking stupid that they dont get 70% isnt a surety to win.

tbh it'd be better for dramacoin if she did win; the crying about her replacing him would be insane

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old woman?

I love the young people!

proceeds to say PokƩmon go to the polls

Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee To The Polls!

wtf are you talking about. she will easily defeat trumptard supreme.

everybody has seen what a sexist racist homophobic bigot he is, and GOOD AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

fuck TRUMP and his international cabal of bullies (poutine, dudirty, BOLSANARO). the days of the rightoids are truly at an end. hillary shall be the trumpet call for the left's victory!

Drumpf will literally have no path to 270!

exactly.

what the racist (REPUBLICAN) voters dont understand is that they lost the culture war.

in 2008 they lost their public image. in 2016 they lost their dignity. in 2018 they lost the house. in 2020 they will lose the executive and the senate!

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and as more young people get out to vote - the faster trump falls. ideally the democratic socialists would win in 2020 but thats probably gonna take a little while longer to convince the neoliberals that they're just fascist enablers and warmongers.

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but in time, we'll win, I promise comrade - the BIGOTS have no place in the world and we will put them in their place

This

Thanks

Ew. The dinosaurs šŸ¦– are going to win. ALL THE DINOSAUR šŸ¦– ANARCHO-MONARCHY

Get off drama and go serious post elsewhere

This is not the centrist attitude I came here for.

Centrists are crpytofacists

Spongebob is so great.

she isn't running again but I wish she would because I'd love 4 more years of big dick Trump!

Another Hillary election will be great for my "worst political memes ever" collection.

https://i.redd.it/4zypknnfaju11.png

Ugh, she was such an arrogant cunt.

I don't like Trump but God damn is she hateable.

Hahahahahahahaha you hate arrogance and you prefer Trump

Like tell me a single human being more arrogant than Trump

It takes a lot of fucking arrogance to look at the position of the presidency and think "Hey, I think I'd do pretty well there."

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Wow, you must be a JP fan

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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zooā€¦.ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongoliaā€¦.hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosniaā€¦you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupacā€¦ you are ppoor stink turkā€¦ you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

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If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. šŸ˜‚

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid šŸ˜Ž

I've known more coherent downies.

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Kentucky???? This is so fucked.

I think you broke it

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Damn. Then again, I was running out of pasta.

Sadly one of the more intellectual exchanges on //r/Drama

who added Edposting to this bot, serious question

Trump is arrogant but also stupid, and I dunno, endearing I guess?

Clinton is genuinely insufferable. She actually stopped and thought that wishing herself happy birthday on Facebook would be a good idea, Trump rarely stops to think about anything.

Trump getting into an idiotic slapfight is funny, Trump's campaign was about "telling it like it is" (whether or not it was how it is or not) so it worked in his favour, but this contrived shit just seems unapologetic and out of touch.

Just admit that you hate women

What sub do you think you're on?

She actually stopped and thought that wishing

herself

happy birthday on Facebook would be a good idea

Do you honestly believe she has any idea what a Facebook is?

If she doesn't, then I certainly don't want her to be the fucking president.

hillary will stab you in the back and lie to you about it, trump will stab you in the front and probably give you a week's notice

Is this serious?

Watermark man you shouldn't go off your meds suddenly

uses misogynist unironically

Hillary. That wasn't hard at all.

so this is the power of the MDF

The guy literally said he didn't like Trump, what the hell are you smoking? That said, he's probably the one person more likeable than Hillary in politics.

I don't understand all the hate at her...it's never specific stuff it's just "man fuck Hillary" type of vaguely said

Cucks gate cucks

Yeah stupid shit like that is all I get . Like the hate is hysterical lol

You don't think mommy runs her own social media do you? You think she even knows how to make a post on Facebook? It was obviously some autistic intern or social media manager who made the post.

young shillary, black and white

Reinventing herself as a liberal firebrand, Mrs. Clinton will easily capture the 2020 nomination

Translation: Lying her pantsuit off, Mrs. Clinton will easily cheat a better candidate out of the 2020 nomination.

I like how they refer to Clinton as different versions of herself as if she was movie sequels or software updates. It shows a great amount of awareness.

Clinton's sure do liberally love to see Americans get murdered, that's for sure.

How does it feel to be an insane person?

How does it feel to be an insane person?

I'm pretty sure you could write a book on that.

Shut up Tyler Durden

Pretty fuckin great actually

"He knew he was mad, but being mad, he did not care."

I miss you Robert Jordan.

I hate her too. But stop with the bullshit Seth rich conspiracy bullshit.

Maybe Qanon will leak some more dirt to you?

Why do you hate Vince Foster?

You assume that commentor was born when Vince Foster died.

when Vince Foster was murdered

thx

You really live up to your flair

It was a false flag by Bush's CIA contacts they very successfully placed on the Clintons

I was born, but not that old.

Was Benghazi conspiracy bullshit?

If you spread your legs far enough apart and jump up and down, you might be able to get some of that sand out of your vagina

I am trying to make a pearl, asshole.

back, back, back MDEchud

Tf you on about?

Conservachud go BACK

Iā€™m conservative? Lmao

Xd racism and classism are so funny to you aren't they

Go fuck yourself blimftard

Youā€™re getting me all hot and bothered, post a photo of your massive hog daddy šŸ˜˜

tf is a hog

You hog is your tallywhacker, your meat and two veg, your twig and berries, your pork sword, your tonk, your John Thomas.

Now post your hog like you said you would!

i dont understand any of these terms

C O P E faggot

Iā€™m a dinosaur šŸ¦– expert not a linguist but I believe that heā€™s saying SHOW ME YO ASSHOLE, BITCH!

Amerimutts deserve what they get

I don't know if it's so much so a new Clinton than her going back to what she was.

People tend to forget about 90s era Clinton, she was an actual progressive.

People tend to forget about 90s era Clinton, she was an actual progressive.

You mean anti-gay marriage, pro charter schools, pro bank deregulation Hillary Clinton was a progressive?

o.O

I mean the Clinton that flew all over the world building a single-payer system only to be smeared as a commie.

Also, as far as I understand she wasn't anti-gay marriage or even bank regulation.

Also, as far as I understand she wasn't anti-gay marriage or even bank regulation.

Then your understanding is flawed.

She took the "i support civil unions" cope out route due to political reasons

Muy Progressive!

Like you were probably opposed to gay marriage in 2008 too, unless you're like a 12 year old who was just being squeezed out of a vagina and somehow now speaks human language, so don't play this shit with me rightist. Like you have no room to talk.

careful you're giving the game away. back it off a bit

Wrong, it's het marriage I only recently came to accept

I'm not a liberal, in fact I hate liberals, but I was fully in support of gay marriage in 2008 and for my entire life as far back as I can remember. Like who really gives a shit if two dudes/dudettes get married, doesn't affect me or anyone else, which is the exact same mindset I had in 2008, along with most of the people I knew back then as well.

Meh, being in support of gay marriage isn't the progressive litmus test.

She's been one of the most liberal people in government for as long as she's been involved.

She doesn't lose progressive status because she isn't an economic illiterate (banking regulations) or because he supported civil unions rather than gay marriage.

Meh, being in support of gay marriage isn't the progressive litmus test.

Pizza, I'm really dissapointed that you're backpedaling so quickly. Usually you just double down on your retardation and charge boldly ahead.

What happened to you mean?

I'm not "backpedaling."

She supported civil unions and full equality but did disagree with outright gay marriage.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here even though I don't think she was actually against marriage.

Not to mention, I've never even seen you make a coherent argument so I'm not really sure how you think you can call anyone retarded.

More progressive than Republicans that want to shock they gay away, or even straight up kill them? šŸ¤”

Clinton's a Neo-Liberal who was at her most neo-liberal(ish) during the 1990s.

I think it's reasonable for someone to say that she's gotten more left on her political positions since then 1990s as there is lots of public evidence backing this up.

However, when people claim that 1990's Clinton was the "most progressive" they are just smoking giant cock.

Whatā€™s wrong with sucking a giant Hog?

I should have been more explicit - Hillary's giant cock.

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Imagine using the term "neo-liberal" unironically

Yeah anything above a late 90s highschool understanding of the political landscape is trying too hard.

only to be smeared as a commie.

Ah yes. A "true progressive" is an honorific bestowed by one's enemies.

You tards realize everyone was against gay marriage in 1994 for political reasons. DADT signed in by Clinton was an improvement over the previous policy which was an undesirable discharge because homosexuality was fucking banned.

In 1976, the General Convention of the Episcopal Church declared that ā€œhomosexual persons are children of God who have a full and equal claim with all other persons upon the love, acceptance, and pastoral concern and care of the Church"

1994

Christard sect
General Public

In1994 something like 2/3rd of the country + were against same sex marriage

everyone

Must be European reading, if only you could compare a european country in 1994 to America.

How about Turkey or Ireland.

You missed a comma.

Imagine being this retarded.

INB4 MUH PARTY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY

progress in the true sense of the word.

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donā€™t be this guy

If a Berntard progressive wins that primary I'm not even voting.

I refuse to tolerate Berntards.

What about Ralph Nader?

Where were you when Bob Dole fell off the platform?

I remember

Yes, a "black predators" progressive.

She called gang members super predators. Was she wrong?

She called black youth super predators don lemon calm down.

The context was gang members, actually.

You're the one associating black people with gangs

One comment higher bb.

STOP ASSOCIATING ALL BLACK PEOPLE WITH GANGS!!!

The Clinton's are monsters with proven ties to major criminals, who have been involved with numerous scandals such as Haiti, Bengazhi, having the elected president of Honduras overthrown in coup (leading to the current issue with them trying to march into the US), the emails, an absolute TON of shadiness and bribes with the "Clinton Foundation", Pedophilia (Jeffrey Epstein, not that pizzagate nonsense), "Chinagate", the vast number of Clinton administration officials that have been arrested/indicted (Sandy Berger, Mike Epsy, Ron Brown, Webster Hubbell, ect.), the Whitewater scandal, insider trading, multiple counts of false testimony and lying before the court, "Travelgate" and many, many other things. The media is good at convincing people that she's a real stand-up gal, but that's because the majority of people don't do any research at all into the people that they are voting for. The Clinton's are horrible people and horrible for the country and they need to get the fuck out of politics.

Haiti

Scandals such as following US policy:

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2016/09/the-truth-about-the-clintons-and-haiti.html

Bengazhi

Which was nothing, according to like 8 different investigations.

having the elected president of Honduras overthrown in coup

Again, US policy?

, the emails

Which contained nothing relevant?

an absolute TON of shadiness and bribes with the "Clinton Foundation

How does one get bribed through a public charity?

pedophilia (Jeffrey Epstein, not that pizzagate nonsense),

A) Tons of people were connected to Epstein, including Trump himself. How does her knowing Epstein prove anything?

"Chinagate

Baseless conspiracy.

The rest of this I had to just stop reading, you're just repeating random bullshit you've read in rightoid circles and passing them off as truth. Whitewater is a prime example of that one.

This comment manages to contain every bullshit conspiracy dumb ass rightoids have been slinging for like 30 years now.

Ohhh, I get it... you're retarded.

I'm retarded, says the guy repeating every rightoid conspiracy from the last 30 years, including one the rightoids debunked with their own investigations.

How does one get bribed via a public charity?

Nah brah, I'm not getting sucked into an argument with someone as brainwashed as you are. You're obviously one o' those "Hill-dog 4 lyfe" people.

I don't even like Clinton, this doesn't change the fact you're a profoundly ignorant moron just repeating things you've read online but never bothered to look into.

How does someone get bribed via a public charity?

I'm going to expose how much of a moron you are with this one question alone.

How does someone get bribed via a public charity?

The Clintons start a charity. They run it. They dedicate a ton of energy over, what, 15 years fundraising to build the foundation up massively. Leaving aside questions of possible corruption or money laundering or whatever, they obviously, whatever the base motivation really is, want people to donate lots of money to the Clinton Foundation. Even if it really is for totally altruistic feelings of charity, donating to their foundation is, by itself, doing something the Clintons want, and obviously a smart move for anyone looking to buy favor from the Clintons.

Now, without looking it up, Iā€™d predict that donations to the Clinton Foundation (especially from foreign state actors) probably reached record highs during the 2016 election cycle, and then dropped through the floor on November 7th. Think Iā€™m right?

(By the way, I talked the mods here into unbanning me specifically because I wanted to poke holes in your comments. luv u āœŒļøšŸ˜˜)

they didn't reach record highs during 2016 and according to every charity ranking website it's one of the highest rated in the world.

If you're going to claim bribe, you had better have some proof and we both know you don't.

But, but, #SETH RICH!!!

uranium one, '16 primary provisional ballots, bosnia sniper fire

Uranium one? Do you have any idea how absurd a conspiracy that was?

They tried to claim Clinton was bribed to agree to a uranium deal she had literally no authority over and didn't even vote on.

Not to mention Russia can't even export uranium from the united states.

https://www.factcheck.org/2015/04/no-veto-power-for-clinton-on-uranium-deal/

16 primary provisional ballots

Provide credible proof from a real source.

bosnia sniper fire

Ok? She lied. Trump tells more absurd lies than this on a weekly basis. What's your point?

16 primary provisional ballots

Whatā€™s that one supposedly about?

I know you are probably battling schizophreniaĀ or something, but can you please learn to use white space?

Sorry, I don't take advice from people with extra-chromosomes.

Did the voices coming from your dental implants give you that information?

Yeah and she said she was progressive during the 2016 election, too.

She can say whatever she wants to say. That does not mean I have to take her seriously.

Maybe they'll patch in some charisma with the update

I would vote for her if she could cheat Donnie out of the presidency

Come the fuck on Soros stuff some more ballots

The software update part seems pretty apt, I struggle to think of a more robotic candidate outside of the theorized Mark Zuckerberg presidential bid.

I struggle to think of a more robotic candidate outside of the theorized Mark Zuckerberg presidential bid.

I don't think I have ever read something more ridiculousness!! Mark Zuckerberg is clearly a reptilian, no where close to being a robot!!

(((Reptilian)))

the better candidate she cheated in 2016 was Jim Webb

Was there a worse candidate than her?

bernie, at worst she would've upheld the neoliberal status quo and maybe been worse than obama in terms of starting wars and surveillance of us citizens, bernie would've (tried, and hopefully got fucked by congress and the courts) crashed the USA with no survivors.

you know peopel are capable of change right?

just cos she wasnt a liberal firebrand in 2016 doesnt mean she wont be in 2020...

she lost because of some stupid non issue about the emails. the public has learned that it was wrong to mistrust her.

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go back to MDE, denegerate.

you know peopel are capable of change right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo

Fuck u racist

She's like Roger from American Dad, just a bunch of different personas.

Pot, kettle, black. Trump lazy, stupid, and is shit at POTUS. He just plays golf and tweets. Hilary isnā€™t great but at least sheā€™s worked more than a day in her life.

This is bad for America but great for dramacoin!

Mrs. Clinton will easily capture the 2020 nomination.

Those are the scariest words I've read in like a week I think

Not for me as a Donald Trump (the president of America) supporter.

Donald Trump (the president of America)

Donald Trump (the president of America)

Donald Trump (the president of America)

Donald Trump (the president of America)

Donald Trump (the president of America)

Donald Trump (the president of America)

Just providing a little context. Not everyone knows who that is.

Yes but what does he do?

He golfs.

And tweets.

So what line of work you in, Bob?

Watching you sloooowly shift over time is really satisfying.

I'm a radical leftist when mad and I move to the center when I'm calm. Nothing really slow about it. You noticed how I went off the rails when Kavanaugh was nominated and Bolosnaro won. Now that the midterms are through and illiberalism no longer seems in the ascent I'm satisfied and not as anxious.

I just don't think Hillary can win in 2020. Luckily she can hardly expect a cleared field like she got last time. She's gonna have to fight for the nomination if she wants it, and I don't think she'll do any better there than she did against Trump. We literally might not even be thinking of the person who will actually win the nomination right now, nobody thought Obama was going to run a couple years before 2008, people were sort of expecting him to wait for the future. And nobody thought Trump was going to win in 2016, but unfortunately the time is stuck than clowns are considered wise by the people.

Mandatory requirements:

  • somewhat bland politics that doesn't give people anxiety attacks
  • managed to stay out of the news despite their high level
  • vaguely young/attractive

Solid no: Biden/Clinton/Bloomberg(fuckinghellno)/oldwhiteys

Depends: Sanders (needs to convert from hopey changey to anger. It would bowl over a scary number of dominos, and cost him his soul, but WINNING amirite?)

Depends: Warren need to apologize for destroying her 2020 chances with bullshit that should have been focused group outside of her partisan liberal world. I'm still fucking angry she self immolated right before the mid-terms. God damnit!

My suggestions: - Martin Heinrich - Eric Garcetti? (I've literally never seen a national news article mention him. Good sign!) - either Pat Murray or Maria Cantwell - absolutely Any big celebrity that doesn't immediately scream "partisan liberal"

Items of interest: Google "2020+potential+democratic+presidential+candidates"
"What year is Kanye West running for president?" < Google question fucking LMAO

Literally who?

As opposed to Donald trump the high priestess of the isle of lezbos?

As opposed to that guy off the apprentice you ignoranat fool

posts in r/libertarian

Reminder to all that libertarians should not be addressed as people and should not be given the chance for explanation or understanding as they have accepted their new life as boot worm

Agreed. Libertarians are almost as bad as liberals .

Transacting...transacting...transacting...

BRZZZT BRZZZT

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šŸ˜Žsorry kid better luck next timešŸ˜Ž

That should go over well.

Andrew Stein

I didnā€™t even get past the authors name before I was too shook to continue.

Loooooooooooool they're actually fucking considering it lmaooooooo

I supremely regret having switched to Republican. Now I have to watch the absolute shitfuck that will be the 2020 Dem Primary from the sidelines.

Dear God I hope she dies so those idiots don't elect that trash to quite literally ruin this country. Trump isn't great, but Hillary would be the fucking worst.

I don't want to be the last dog to die

Like I mentioned in the other thread, Hillary Clinton hates Mark Penn. He didn't know basic shit about the Democratic primary system and let Obama outmaneuver her throughout all of 2008. She fired him after he compromised delicate trade issues with South America. He's just attention whoring.

When did you dramafags start caring about politics?

You may not be interested in drama, but drama is interested in you

Even before I knew drama, drama loved me.

Do you want give Orange Daddy a second term? that's how you do it.

Super left leaning libtard here... I really would rather she not run. If Hillary gets the nomination again we're handing the GOP another term. Pls. No.

Go away you skank ass bitch.

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nice try wall street journal

So this is Donald's mastermind plan to win a second term, hope the Dems act retarded again.

Hillary is basically the only person at could lose to Trump

This is how it's gonna go down

  • Democratic party primary debate

  • Hilldog says she is most qualified

  • Upstart challenger says "you failed and we got daddy"

  • Crowd erupts into cheers

  • Hilldog smug smile

  • "The American people failed" she replies

  • Crowd erupts into cheers

  • Challenger finnacially cut off from funding for crossing her

even WSJ can't not describe her like a robot with a series of firmware updates

"2.0" "3.0" 4.0"

Still no patch for the zero-day likability issue though. This one will make an angry birds reference at some point though so that's kind of neat

Hillary plz go.