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NoFappers are the biggest degenerates. I thought the whole point of not doing it was your life would improve somehow?

no, it's about holding it in for about 5 days for that one.......big........release.........oh yeah.

Just hover hand your dick for the best results.

we call that "snake charming" on most of the major no fap boards.

Really? Is that what it's called.

i dunno. maybe we could could call it that. just you and me.

*raises fist for a fist bump.

I'm not virtually touching that hand.

come on it's clean. i'm no fap remember? i no touchy.

that's even worse. i'm not associating with degens

If it's not it should be

I couldn't find anything on it. I'm now on a quest to find out what people call it.

I don't know what they used to call it, but now they call it snake charming

can you stop saying that it should be called that? i don't want this legacy. pls understand.

Embrace it bruh it's a done deal

Bruh, haven’t you snake charmed before?

Yo-yoing

if NoFap was about not beating the shit out of your dick constantly all day but instead jerking it every couple days for better release, then alright I get it

not doing it at all? fucking why

Semen has mystical properties

Many Taoist practitioners link the loss of ejaculatory fluids to the loss of vital life force: where excessive fluid loss results in premature aging, disease, and general fatigue. While some Taoists contend that one should never ejaculate

Maybe it is a religious thing, they don’t want to lose their life force 🤦‍♂️

It's pretty much them not jacking it until they give into tranny porn.

Yeah, if you don't jerk off for 6 months they say you become a wizard or a werewolf or some shit tbh it sounds pretty lit.

You want more homeless? Cuz this is how homeless are made.

Wow man, don't taint your soul. You are stronger than this

If your soul is truly strong, you can pound off to anything.

That's why stuff like Desperate Amateurs exist. It's the porn equivalent of being a foodie. Your friends just want burgers, but you would rather go get some boiled sheeps head.

Amateur hour (literally). I'll do the funky Spiderman to lectures on statistical analysis and PETA videos about chicken farms.

That's nothing, I once jacked it to a story I read online about a guy cranking down to the sound of a homeless gangbang outside his car.

I've jacked it to SEARS or other catlog models.

AMA

Congratulations on being born before 1990.

jacking it to softcore can actually be a nice change of pace when you're used to way more explicit stuff

I remember jacking it to scrambled cable porn in the late 90s.

YIKES didnt know any1 was watching 😬😬😬

Dude I could hear Lawlz’ screams from the back of my trailer

sigh I lost no nut November on the first of November. I ate a Snickers almond piece, and consumed the almond. Then I ate a few peanuts a couple days later.

Then had another Snickers.

Snickers have peanuts not almonds

not almond snickers you fucking mong

Nuts in chocolate is for degenerates anyway. Any space occupied by a nut is space that could be used better by more chocolate.

Wrong

Nestle Crunch > Hershey Bar

Thinking Nestle Crunch has nuts

My point was that more chocolate is not objectively a good thing. You know what I want my chocolate bar to taste more like? Chocolate!

You know what I want my chocolate bar to taste more like? Chocolate!

Now you're getting it.

Some of us prefer a little variety in our sex lives.

Nope. Dark chocolate only for both.

Are you telling me you don't enjoy some feminine nuts in your mouth every once in a while?

Only if they're dark chocolate.

Thinking that either of these are acceptable options

No, snickers has an almond variant. You gotta get out more often

https://www.marschocolate.com/snickers/snickers-almond-2-to-go

Nuts in chocolate is for degenerates anyway. Any space occupied by a nut is space that could be used better by more chocolate.

This is unironically the worst option I’ve seen on this sub all week.

Fite me irl

That's enough Reddit for the evening. Talk to you guys tomorrow.

Try not to break both your arms

xD

Ahahahahahahaha

this hardly needs to be said but, if you are living in your car you surely have more pressing problems than masturbation

Bro, do you not even /r/VanLife?

He was fired from his last three jobs for masturbating during meetings. He even jizzed in the mayor's eye!

Someone living in their car and doing no fap is pretty much the ideal candidate for public execution in my book

I like how he seemingly goes out of his way to point out that they’re homeless despite basically being homeless himself.

Um sweaty, he has a car. It has walls and a roof. 💅

But where is the bathroom?

The world is your bathroom, sweaty

Where do you have sex, then ?

I currently live in my car

the woman’s moans were strangely turning me on. Before I knew it I was picturing myself as one of the homeless men and honestly thinking about joining them

Nigga, you ARE HOMELESS. You shoulda lined up and smashed that rotten gussy instead of nutting all over your steering wheel. smdh.

Coulda been like this one armed homeless black guy gettin some mayo gussy LMFAO😂

He could have offered her shotgun and gotten her all to himself

Living in car

Call other people homeless

Really makes you 🤔

Go to college

Call other people students

The gall of this man!!

This is rock bottom. On the bright side it can only go up from here homie lol

I'm pretty sure living in your car is rock bottom and jacking it to some homeless gangbang is just a regular old Tuesday.

Homeless 5 months

8 days without jacking off

Yeah that wasn't the first time he's beat it in his car to other people fucking.

fake

It’s a 6 day old account.

Why does that sub exist and why do they act like not jacking off is like going to a detox clinic?

Because not jacking off is so monumental a task for the man-child it qualifies as a milestone to be proud of.

Still nothing on /r/semenretention

/u/clicksonlinks Please and thank you.

Some of them believe it gives you magical super powers. There's actually some science if I recall correctly. I think testosterone levels increase after a few days of no nutting, which would probably lead to increased self confidence etc..., but then they drop off shortly afterwards once your body realises you're a loser who's never going to get laid.

If your life is so shitty you have to participate in an internet meme contest to get any sort of meaning out of your life, it's better to just give up and end it right now.

not busting a nut inside her smelly infected gussy or her toothless mouth

Same on you

[Life imitating art](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1j4mK6cs_A_

The smelliest gang bang ever.

Live in a car

Dunno if jacking off is the biggest problem right now.

These people take this shit way too fucking seriously.

Does remind me of this time I was plowing this black girl in my car in her neighborhood and I look up and this big ass black dude is staring at us as he gets into his tow truck to leave. She tells me it's hot that he saw. like hot damn girl you rowdy

I mean, at least they were skinny.

I forfeited on Day 2 because I randomly morning nutted.

He didn’t even fantasize about being the woman. What an allogynephilic pleb

But what did she look like?