Dinosaur of the Month: Hadrosaurid!
1 2018-11-12 by Cdace
Hadrosaurids (meaning "bulky lizards") were the family of duck-billed, herbivorous dinosaurs. They were very common dinosaurs. Hadrosaurs ranged in size from 10 to 40 feet (3 to 12 m) long. They had horny, toothless beaks and hundreds of cheek teeth in the sides of their jaws. The duck-billed dinosaurs had the most teeth; they had up to about 960 cheek teeth. Hadrosaurs had a stiff tail that was probably used for balance. They had hoof-like nails on their feet, and bumpy skin. They ran on two legs, holding their tail and head in a horizontal position. They may have walked on all four legs while grazing. Hadrosaurs probably lived near bodies of water, migrating to high ground to lay eggs. It used to be thought that they had webbed hands, but this was an artifact of the fossilization process.
Hadrosaurs are closely related to the Iguanodontids, and are probably their descendants. Hadrosaurs were Ornithischians (the order of bird-hipped dinosaurs) and Ornithopods ("bird-footed" herbivores with hoof-like feet). Hadrosaurs are divided into two groups, the Hadrodsaurinae (non-crested hadrosaurs) and the Lambeosaurinae (hadrosaurs that had skull crests that connected with their nasal passages).
Hadrosaurs lived during the late Cretaceous period. Their fossils have been found in North America, Europe, and Asia.
Although it has been long believed that hadrosaurs originated in Asia, the new find, Protohadros byrdi, seems to shift the birthplace of hadrosaurs to North America. Protohadros byrdi dates from 95.5 million years ago, was recently found in Texas, USA
76 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-12
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1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Ouch snappy no need for the hostility
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
mammals>reptiles
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Fuck no have you seen the squidward waifu thread? Never seen a reptile try to pull that shit
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
Vertebrates>invertebrates.
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
No shit their brains arenβt growing. They are already the smartest being alive they donβt need anymore brains lmao
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Bruh their dinosaur brains are like a modern microprocessor compared to the mammals brain that are like giant shit processors of the 70s-80s
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
Citation needed
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1 Cdace 2018-11-12
https://youtu.be/1eA3XCvrK90&t=25s
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90&t=25s
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
TL;DW
1 LightUmbra 2018-11-12
Dogs > cats
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
cats > dogs > overcompensating lizards
1 LightUmbra 2018-11-12
dogs > overcompensating lizards > cats
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Dinosaurs > Lizards > dogs > cats >humans
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
cats > overcompensating lizards > pajeets > dogs
1 LightUmbra 2018-11-12
Now hold up. This is just mean. Take it back. Pajeets are so much worse than any real animal.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
Okay. Cats>dogs>dinos>pajeets>/u/Cdace.
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
rude
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
This is /r/drama, fam.
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Oh fuck I thought this was r/dinosaurs
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
GTFO
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
No you need dinosaur π¦ knowledge whether you want it or not
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
nut sized brain ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ nigga u mad?
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
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1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
yes u are
1 LightUmbra 2018-11-12
Switch dogs and cats and we're good.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
just for u ππππππ
Dogs>cats>dogs>dinos>pajeets>/u/Cdace
1 22333444455555666666 2018-11-12
cdace do u play jurassic world alive
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
The new park building game? Nah I was thinking about it but I bought red dead 2 instead. Honestly though I havenβt had time to play much recently Iβm busy getting my associates of science for civil and mechanical engineering this semester and setting up my transfer to get a bachelors
1 22333444455555666666 2018-11-12
no lol i meant the dinosaur version of pokemon go
also shame on u for wasting time on a future other than being dinosaur dinner
1 SJCards 2018-11-12
there must be sacrifices pending return of blessed overlords and consumption of the human race
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Sacrifices of time and money to do what is necessary and beautiful
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Imagine trying to build a device to bring back the dinosaurs π¦ from the plasma fold without an understanding of engineering smh
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
gay
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
No u
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
no u
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
no U2
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
no uΒ³
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
no uinfinity
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
no uinfinityinfinityinfinity
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
no u DuranDuran
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
gay
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
no u
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
no u
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-11-12
Why is the cow of the dinosaur world the dinosaur of the month
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Because I didnβt have much time to look up an interesting one
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-11-12
You could have picked a god damn sauropod at least they were fucking massive and not basically food for the Chad predators
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Even the Hadrosaurids will consume you humans on the dinosaurs π¦ return
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-11-12
Like we wouldnt turn them into larger cows
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Nah bruv every army needs cannon fodder
1 JustLions 2018-11-12
Terrible pick. Are you "bulky" too?
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Lol Iβm opposite Iβm a 130 lb 5β6ββ manlet.
1 JustLions 2018-11-12
I'm so sorry, I didn't know. π’
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
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1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Not even close
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
True. It's perfectly true.
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
But I use a toilet
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
An advanced pajeet still is a pajeet.
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Superpower 2020
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-12
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1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-12
Lightweight, lmao. Are you scared when you're alone at night and there's a woman walking behind you?
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
I only have one fear and that is the dinosaurs π¦ wonβt come back soon enough
1 MorelloCherries 2018-11-12
Youβll be a giant to a 5β5 Dino gurl
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Iβve now failed no but November twice over
1 wewladin 2018-11-12
DAY OF THE METEOR!!!
DAY OF THE METEOR!!!
DAY OF THE METEOR!!!
DAY OF THE METEOR!!!
1 Andy_Schlafly 2018-11-12
No pics? smdh
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Thereβs literally a fucking pic at the bottom
1 error404brain 2018-11-12
Didn't they made noise with their horn or something ?
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
They invented jazz in fact
1 error404brain 2018-11-12
What the dino didn't invent is the question here.
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
Humanity
1 no___justno 2018-11-12
posts like this make me think that it would be fine to post the korean dinosaur song and propose that it be ordained as /r/drama's theme song
but I'm afraid of being ridiculed by my /r/drama peers and banned by the mods.
1 Cdace 2018-11-12
If this is what youβre talking about then absolutely
1 no___justno 2018-11-12
yep, that's it.