Parkland Shooter Registers as Republican

1  2018-11-13 by PantherChamp

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The only thing more pathetic than this post is how you think people actually actually care.

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Shooter: *is white

Retards: HIS NAME IS CRUZ THO. HE'S A BROWNIE

Shooter: MAGA

Retards: DEEPSTATE PLANT. HE'S A COMMIE

Shooter: I'm a Republican

Retards: WELL I AM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS

Retards: His entire birth and being raised to be a school shooter was a demonrat falseflag

Pretty likely tbh, these are the people who genetically transmogrified a Muslim into a Hawaiian black guy 50 years ago.

What

PRETTY LIKELY TBH, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO GENETICALLY TRANSMOGRIFIED A MUSLIM INTO A HAWAIIAN BLACK GUY 50 YEARS AGO.

Idk wtf I was expecting.

WHAT TRANSMOGRIFIED MUSLIM ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

He talkin bout obama fam.

Oh. The 50 years ago part threw me off lol

They'll tear a hole in the fabric of space and time to move the goalposts further, not even this can stop them.

Every single event unfolds the same way.

  • Shooting/mass killing happens.

  • magacels start invoking "coulters law" within 30 minutes.

  • Magacels declare the shooter a liberal/antifa crazy.

  • Magacels start to photo shop various pictures to prove that point.

  • Shooter is revealed to be a white male and or conservative.

  • magacels start invoking 1 drop and declare anyone that isn't pure European mayo doesn't count as white.

  • They further declare the shooter is antifa/liberal.

  • They stop talking about it after they know they realize they were wrong.

You should unironically follow through on that quit the internet thing before it drives you to quitting something bigger.

Still an hero

Zodiac Killer spotted

do Americans consider that creature as "white"?

Like nobody already didn't knew it

Sis, we already been done knew.

White, Republican, and probably a virgin.

Lulz they're so delusional. I'm starting to think Republicans are the true NPC's.

authoritarians in general are just fucking dumb.

DRUMPTH IS HITLER!!!!

"everything is hitler" lol fucking libtards

also nazis were socialist leftists

but they did manage to fix the economy

look at how they turned around germany

we shouldn't have been fighting them but fighting the soviets instead

hitler did nothing wrong

things I never said

Bruh MAGAtards are cancours but screaming HE IZ A DICTATOR BASH THE FASH1111 is just as fucking retarded

Chapotards and MAGAaustists deserve each other

LARPing as a "le centrist"

t. c o p i n g MAGAcel

never said you were one sweaty, bit defense there hon ;]

Saying trump is hitler is retarded, saying trump doesn't have an authoritarian style is also retarded. But pretending that saying trump has an authoritarian bent is the same as saying he is hitler is DDF level retardation.

Hitler volunteered for the army while donald faked bone spurs to dodge a draft.

Ed, all I know is you always spur my bone.

I bet i do! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

D... daddy is back?

Alright fair point I can agree to that

Authoritarian doesn't mean dictator. You're jumping to attack an idea that was never expressed.

Yeah I recognise that Did a brainlet post

Literally nobody said he's a dictator, you're just shit at reading comprehension.

Every single event unfolds the same way.

  • Shooting/mass killing happens.

  • magacels start invoking "coulters law" within 30 minutes.

  • Magacels declare the shooter a liberal/antifa crazy.

  • Magacels start to photo shop various pictures to prove that point.

  • Shooter is revealed to be a white male and or conservative.

  • They further declare the shooter is antifa/liberal.

  • They stop talking about it after they know they realize they were wrong.

The right is literally beginning to use "drumpf" in as cringy, and at times even cringier way than left has. What a world

C O P E

has a leftist even unironically said drumpf since like 2016?

The right always repeat ad nauseam something that some liberals said once years ago. The entire "they call everyone they do not agree with nazi" is the main example.

im a leftist and i call people i dont agree with nazis tho ๐Ÿค”

The "Drumpf" episode of Jon Oliver aired in February 2016. Imagine still using a dead joke from nearly three years ago.

Hot take: orange man, is, in fact, less than ideal

authoritarians are necessarily hitler.

Not a virgin anymore fam

B L A C K E D hopefully

White

c o p e

Mayo

Lol literally a MAGAcel.

BASED centipede OWNS libtard classmates by exercising his 2nd Amendment rights

If he were a democrat, he probably would have 'wounded two before turning the gun on himself'.

Hmm, maybe the Republicans calling for revolution should capitalize on this? There is clearly a demographic of people that are willing to kill for their ideals here, that just need a leader to direct them in more fruitfull directions. That is more than Reddit "Liberals" have.

Whine that felons can't vote

Whine when they do vote but it isn't for you

Democucks fucked again.

Dude I'm honestly surprised you didn't turn out to be the MAGAbomber

Black people commit a disproportionately large amount of crimes. You have no room to talk.

Poor people commit a disproportionately large amount of crimes.

White republicans commit a disproportionately large amount of domestic terrorism

Not compared to Muslims. Then again, with Muslims, its quality over quantity.

Not in America. Angry white conservatives make up the majority of American domestic terrorism.

And they make up like 40% of the populace. Muslims are like 1%.

Muslims are just better at mass-murder. After all, its their holiest sacrament.

t. school shooting christcuck

Those are some great statistics that definitely 100% don't sound like you just made them up on the spot

72.4% of Americans are white. 58% of white voters voted Trump. An estimate would be about 42% of of Americans are white Trump voters.

Muslims make up 1.1% of the population.

Don't talk to my coke dealer like that

There's still time.

He's not convicted yet and not technically a felon, dumbfuck.

Its just semantics at this point since they literally know he shot those people.

Yup, but until then the law says he can do this, and anyone making it into...much of anything is an idiot.

Defending mass shooters on Reddit is what Reagan would have wanted.

Who asked his opinion?

democucks

Daddy still won't fuck you tho, lmao

Daddy still won't fuck you tho, lmao

He's fucking your entire country, though :)

America is going through an enema atm. I'm not gonna lose my sleep over it tbh.

Sorry burgers, I can't keep all your shooters straight. Which one is this? Music-festival-killer, black-church-killer, or gay-bar-killer?

High school killer from Florida

Which high school?

It's the incel conservative that shot a bunch of people because he couldn't get Gussy.

Well, it worked out for him, because he's drowning in it now.

In other news, fuck public defenders.

Wtf is wrong with these women? Does it even happen to the women that drown their kids in the tub or park their car in a lake?

I would have to imagine so

You don't have to pull out nor pay for an abortion. I can't see any downside to fucking a child killing woman.

This is why the media is part of the problem. We have to stop giving these people fame.

Y tho

Because it makes losers think that if they do the same thing they will get famous. Incels would get hard thinking about women fawning over them no matter what it costs.

He had two ex girlfriends by the age of 18. I wouldn't call him an incel.

"Incel" is more of a state of mind, since these people tend to be completely disconnected from reality.

I don't know if I'd say this is the norm. Some incels are mental cels, as in they just don't know what they're doing.

But large percentages of them really are just very ugly.

But being just very ugly doesn't matter, you can still get the ladies on online dating, its 90% personality /s

Why does anyone give this shitbag attention? He should be thrown away and forgotten to rot, that will hurt him worse then anything.

I'm pretty sure the black penises raping him hurts the most

Physical pain vs. Emotional pain. I do hope they are exceptionally well endowed men with violent tendencys wearing broken glass and sandpaper condoms with razor blade cock rings.

Lol, like heโ€™s ever going to be allowed to vote, ever.

Wasnโ€™t that obvious only a true American starts a school shootings

For all their screetching about the dangers of ANTIFA, rightards sure are speeding way ahead in terms of kill counts.

BASED!

El goblino de la mayo

oh, come the fuck.

stop posting

eh, fuck your mother.

Can't wait for his speech at the RNC.

He's autistic enough to be one.

See username of OP agendapost

Never fails.

Literally haven't posted here in months, buckaroo

Making me all the more right?