This reads like something a wasted sorority chick would write in a yearbook. We can observe the complete absence of any moral framework or intellectual ability in this one sample of writing.

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Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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Lol their defense basically amounts to "we're liars and anyone who takes us at our word is a retard who deserves to be fleeced." Bold move for a bank.

If I banked w them I’d gtfo now.

I bank with them and I'm unironically considering leaving them. This is pretty absurd.

Well, they're not wrong

Plus I'm surprised people still bank with them after that scandal

I am not. Most people simply don't care. See facebook. Facebook has had numerous issues over privacy and people still use them.

Mostly because many apps demand it and, well, social pressure.

Also, you need a FB to use Tindr

But not grindr lol straights

Not anymore you can just use your cell number.

One of the many reasons Grindr is better.

Less and less apps demand it.

But at what cost?

Why you think there's a cost there?

Nothing is free in this World of ours, brother. Faith, Life, Bliss, Doom,Enlightenment, Glory, all carry a price. It matters only who pays it.

No one is paying for it here as no money is being transferred.

> only understanding cost in purely financial terms

Y I K E S

You don't need those kinds of apps or those kinds of friends.

There are many banks to choose from, and it's fairly easy to switch. (Granted they all suck to some extent, but Wells-Fargo is particularly bad, even for banks) There's only one Facebook. What are you gonna do, switch to MySpace?

it's fairly easy to switch.

That really depends on what you have setup.

What are you gonna do, switch to MySpace?

Or Snapchat or Instagram.

Instagram is literally part of Facebook

Facebook owns them but you don't need a facebook account anymore to sign up.

The other difference is that access to a bank is something that I actually need sometimes.

Shareholders are the one group of people companies are supposed to tell the truth to

Being a shit piece of company and it has been proven time and time again.

Supposed is the key word. I guess Well Fargo just don't give a fuck

You mean the one group of people that companies in general feel even the slightest bit of moral obligation towards. And even then not that much.

moral

legal*

1 word, bank account bonuses

Other banks that can do better

Just open an account at all of them

Generally, businesses engage in “puffery” when they make advertising claims that are vague or transparently untrue – a restaurant claiming it has “the world’s best burgers,” for instance. Judges and regulators have ruled that claims like that are so obviously inflated that consumers won’t take them seriously. Such claims aren’t actionable in court, the Times reported.

CEO Tim Sloan’s statements that it was “working to restore trust” and be “more transparent” about its scandals

rofl

That approach has presidential endorsement.

I remember Coke tried this with Vitaminwater but can't find out if it worked.

At oral arguments, defendants (Coca-Cola) suggested that no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking Vitaminwater was a healthy beverage.

I’m gonna rob their stagecoaches in Red Dead Redemption 2: Cow 🐄 boy 👦 Boogaloo.

INSISTING INTENSIFIES

It’s over for stockcels

take the bogpill

You didn't listen...and now it's too late

legit surprised 2 see u/AnnoysTheGoys hasnt commented here 4 hours in 😵😵😵

Shitty westcoast bank is shitty?