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My bois cradle my thigh slapper when I pee

Why should it be stigmatized?

I know bro. Wait, let me try again.

I know bestie.

"yeah I was just chillin with my bro and I just casually slid his dick in my mouth, nothing weird about that. We need to deconstruct traditional notions of masculinity."

Lmao holy shit that’s hilarious . I could see someone saying this .

That sounds like something Dave from "Orgazmo" might say. Also, Depeche Mode is a sweet band!

Also, Depeche Mode is a sweet band!

Euro trash.

It's a reference from that movie...

Still euro trash.

80s euro music:

I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from this long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone

80s amerifat music:

Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum

stfu burger inbred ameri*an fuck

There's no easy way, it gets harder each day

Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone

Sounds like something a cuck would write. Hopefully he's gone.

stfu burger inbred half ameri*an fuck

FTFY. I'm half Canadian, half American.

one drop rule on the Day of the Rake tho

Little secret: if you ever had maple syrup, then you have some Canadians "drops" in you.

I only eat Aunt Jemima Original Syrup - no goddamn maple involved

I only eat Aunt Jemima Original Syrup

Another reason you're a fatty. At least I won't have to fear anything from you when the day of the rake comes by.

American Maple Syrup > Canadian Maple Syrup

I'm half Canadian, half American.

That's even worse.

FTFY. I'm half Canadian, half American.

No. Being half American means you've been denounced by the entirety of Canada

Ehhhhhh .....

I live in Saskatchewan. Being half American here is a plus.

unironically likes DeBitch Mode

I remember listening to stuff like this in the 80's. Obviously you need to open your musical horizons a bit

Logical conclusion here: the 80s were a mistake

Don't you fucking dare speak another unkind word about the Oakland Aristotle, Too Short. You uncultured fuck. 😡😡😡😡😡

Yeah well I hear your moms going out with Squeak!

How is it homo? Because I want to suck his cock that makes me gay? Please refrain from assuming my sexuality. Just because I fantasize about fucking the absolute shit out of Cavs and having him pound me back that doesn't make me gay in the slightest. No homo, ok? My boyfriend is pretty offended right now. I'm stroking his cock to calm him down but I bet that makes me "homo", right? So pathetic.

You joke, but there are actual people on here who almost reach this level of delusion. I’ve never met one in real life, but I would love to.

yeah, who wouldnt. free handjobs and blowjobs.

Am gay. So already get this. More “hey, so you seem real fucked up....how’d that come about?”

There are a lot of "personalities" on the internet that wouldn't be caught dead acting as such irl

I doubt it

Uh, weren't you on allod online a long time ago ?

>he doesn't know about brojobs

https://i.imgur.com/DxxsKI0.png?fb

BROJOB BROJOB 🚂 🚂 🚂

CHOO CHOO

There are men with silicon-inflated ballsacks fucking bussies as we speak who are less gay than that post is.

Haha i snorted

https://youtu.be/CYFcZtO-QOE

how tf did I forget that Donald Glover was in Derrick Comedy? Legend

An all you can rape buffet XD

Yeah, I feel you. It's just important to establish that there has also been consent given in such a situation, because people of all genders often have issues with being touched.

They just keep on one-upping themselves jesus

imagine playing halo with your mate on the couch, he scooches in a little closer and asks "is it okay if i put my arm around your waist?"

holy shit i think that'd be worst if he just did it, at least he'd have plausible deniability like "i dropped a chip back there"

You could always answer with "Can I put your mouth around my dick" but that's quite a hard situation to salvage.

If he says yes wot then huh huh

Den u gay now nibba xxddd

It wouldn't be a menslib post without someone mentioning consent.

I do not consent to these constant posts about consent

This is a new low for mebslib.

in high school i had a real close group of 5-6 besties and our physical intimacy level was tops. we would lay on my friend's bed together and stare at the ceiling and cuddle and talk or nap. it still is with those in the group I still see regularly and we're all 30 or late 20s now with female partners. I will sit on the couch with an arm around my friend, lots of hugging, etc. when one of my best friends was seriously injured in a fall a couple years back I laid in bed with him and talked and it made us both feel better. super underrated imo

baffling

Who the fuck calls their friends besties besides women?

Though, nothing wrong with physical intimacy between males. Played hockey in school and we slapped asses and tried to hit dicks with wet towels regularly. And now 10 years later, nothing changed.

Who the fuck calls their friends besties besides women?

Men who wish with all their heart they were women.

🤢🤢🤢

in high school i had a real close group of 5-6 besties

besties

Jesus.

Hanging out having brunch with the boyfriends. Yaaaas slay king.

This person has a mangina

is it? male intimacy levels vary across cultures. human touch is healthy and necessary.

cool can you point me to a culture where they cuddle in bed together?

it clearly happens or we wouldn't be here for 1. for 2, i think it's a lot more common than any of the troglodytes in this thread would imagine. and it really shouldn't be that big of a deal. once again, human touch is healthy and can be non-sexual. the only thing in the way is your insecurity and your feelings, and social pressure to not be perceived as gay.

You seem to be imagining some post where I called all men who touch either fags

what was your intention in asking that question?

Stop making shit up in your head. Got a source for bro-cuddling or not?

just say dude pussy lmao and it isnt gay

jUsT SaY DuDe pUsSy lMaO AnD It iSnT GaY

yea you got it

>pussy

You had one job

Can't say I've seen dudes friendly kissing in the limited time I've spent in Italy. Maybe it's a southern thing?

We „kiss“ on the cheek. As in, we touch our cheeks and make a „smack“ sound with our lips, repeat on the other side.

This is a common greeting in all of Southern Europe, including France, and it‘s done between men and men, women and women, and men and women.

Also you just do that with people you're close to. Or when you meet a new chick. When you meet a new guy usually you shake hands. I do that with the chicks at work but we shake hands between guys.

Are you envious of our healtcare or of our complete inability to be relevant in global geopolitics?

Kissing on the cheek**

French guys kiss on each cheek, but he's seriously overplaying it. It's more a cheek to cheek thing.

oh wow italians and arabs are gay what a shock

In practically all cases it’s ritualized in a way that precludes excessive affection and/or a power struggle (cf Roman mores). Cuddling is not normal.

cuddling involves touch. you may not like cuddling with male friends, but it's normal and/or not a matter that would introduce questions around sexuality for other people. try to empathize. not everybody's indoctrinated or socialized the same way. that's it, really.

Dis shit is gayest shit eva yo

fuh real bro this is big gay

Ew

/r/Menslib confirming every stereotype, one at a time.

When will people realize that social cues exist for a reason. I do agree that some of this shit needs to go away, like society always telling men ti stay strong and never cry, but there's a good reason why man don't fucking cuddle each other unless they're gay. There is a reason why there are acceptable things for women to do and men. Call it stupid all you like, but it makes fucking sense! People be trying to change shit that does not need to be fixed

reminder that /r/MensLib is about as straight and cis as /r/circlebroke2

Don't be so tsundere

Dramatards salty about what other people enjoy.

Someone enjoying something doesn't make that something a good thing

So, what exactly is wrong with the original post?

Cuddling is awesome!

Feel free to do as you please but dont get all pissy if someone says "Thats gay, bro"

Even if it’s not sexual?

i enjoy being salty tho

Agree with much of that but society should continue to tell men they should stay strong never cry

No! Human nature is wrong! Your feelings are dirty and wrong! Your instincts need to be curbed! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS A PROBLEM

You are God damn right.

I would seriously question any man I was in a relationship with who thought doing this was ok.

Beware of the Jewish psy-op Beware of the Jewish psy-op Beware of the Jewish psy-op

Thank god that sub is seen as a fucking joke and no one other than the bearded, paunchy faggots who post on it take it serious.

Who wants to snuggle.

Your local Catholic priest.

He's just trying to bring back BASED homoerotic platonic love. You know, hanging out with your mates, buying them gifts, massaging them with oil, complimenting them all day long, declaring your genuine love to them. It's all good as long as it is not sexual: you have to love them for their soul.

Its cool as long as you are not the catcher.

Romans believed thats hit anyway. You could do whatever, long as you didn't take it.

It's all good as long as it is not sexual: you have to love them for their soul.

Sexuality between platonic lovers is an oxymoron. There is no pitcher in such a couple

I said OP was kinda gay & got banned🙊

In menslib culture, being gay is seen as an insult

I already know this is /r/MensLib without looking.

😴😴😴

In principle male cuddling is a wonderful virtuous and manly activity but on the other hand it's /r/MensLib discussing it so whatever they have in mind is probably garbage.

Sounds kinda gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S6l2Vqx0ME

man, that guys gay friend is gonna be upset when he finds out that his blatant move was only accepted because the guy was too stupid to know it was a come on. lol

How does that sub manage to get dumber?

Theres no point even commenting on this, the jokes write themselves

Lol gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9ATQFgu9o

One of my favourite things to do is to hold my buddy's hand and skip down the street. It's one of the most energy-efficient ways to travel and your partner encourages you to go faster/further, either via competition or from momentum. I've also cuddled with this guy on occasion because his couch pretty much wills it due to it's size/how it "sinks". I'm a hugger too; so long as I receive consent, I hug everyone that has moved past the "acquaintance" phase with me.

I'm a 34 year old married man. I hope my son can grow up with this same knowledge, to do with as he sees fit. I've been fortunate to have been raised by parents that never forced me to uphold any preconceived notions of masculinity (even if they had some other unrelated "traditional" preconceptions that have caused issues in the past) and to just be who I am.

So, I wear a little makeup/nail polish occasionally because it accentuates my features. I wear some women's clothes now and them because mens clothes can be boring. I'm pretty touchy-feely with those I love platonically without being overly sensitive. I cry when I need to and toughen up when I have to. I play rough and I play soft, enjoying activities that are either historically masculine or feminine equally.

I'm extremely fortunate and privileged to have been raised in a way and live in areas that permit me to do these things with little judgement. I sincerely hope my kid can say the same when he's older, no matter how he chooses to act.

That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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i actually agree with the sentiment of the post, except for the part where they think it isn't gay. speaking as a person who has sex with men i assure you the activity you describe is gay. which is awesome and great and you guys should just try it and stop being such fucking faggots about it.

stop being such fucking faggots about it.

I don't own a harley.

I do this with traps

Imagine enjoying boypussy and being enough of a cuck to deny it.

Why are white people so fucking pathetic.

Update post: turns out my friend wasn't just trying to be Friendly with me and he actually is in love with me. Not Normally into dudes but I'll give it a try, who knows.

Totally actually gay.

That is gayer than being actually gay.

Betas afraid people will think they're gay?

I love how accepting and open-minded this sub is. It's truly a breath of fresh air that has made me feel so much better. I haven't seen any attacking of others, and people all use empathy and reason to discuss things with each other. :)

Earth to faggot. The only reason you're not being cyberbullied right now is because I'm already banned, can't ping you and totesmessenger won't post in that sub.

That's gay

lol the absolute insecurity

have none of these guys ever done a black guy style hand slap/half hug thing

give a nigga dap you feel me

That's about as close one can get without the gay

https://i.imgur.com/JvXkDIb.png