Millenials take boomer bait hook line and sinker

1  2018-11-14 by quality_bratwurst

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That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!

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Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src

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Really proving the "fragile ego snowflake" stereotype wrong there kids. GG.

How old are you grandpa?

I can't really remember tbh

I like how boomers are absurdly uneducated and the most entitled people on earth but think they can screech at other generations.

You’ll go down in some kids journal as a faggoty loser and other than that won’t be remembered.

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Better than being on record electing Donald Trump.

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Do they keep records of voting choices in Burgerland? in the Britistan we don't, in fact we make a big fuss about no one ever being able to know voting choices.

rageposting this hard

t. newfag

PSDFcels on suicide watch

That kid needs a tae bo class, because anything would be better than that damn stance.

i'll remember him. as a faggoty loser lmbo

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Boomers are the generation of Woodstock, The Beatles, Civil Rights, feminism when it was called "women's lib" and wasn't just a joke, the sexual revolution, computing, the space race, the cold war, gay lib, modern medicine, the end of dictatorships, the end of communism, and the birth of the permissive society.

Millenials are the generation when capacities touchscreens replaced resistive ones.

Boomers are literally the most retarded generation in US history. They have not even a basic comprehension of how the world works, how the economy works, or pretty much anything else.

There's a reason Boomers vote for mentally ill conservatives at such a high rate.

Then how come millennials are failing so hard?

Sure it has nothing to do with boomers ruining the economy.

If millenials were so smart they could fix it

My god.

Millennials are significantly more educated than boomers.

True, they are more educated.

Is that really an achievement though? The Boomers were waaaaaay better educated than previous generations, it was a massive change in society. Yes, a statistically significant higher proportion of millennials are better educated, but there's no more low hanging fruit. They're getting a Masters for jobs that only really need a high school level of education. I guess the employers would rather a 23 year old with slightly better training than an 18 year old, but society would arguably be better off with those 18 years then getting 5 years hands-on experience rather than 5 years of mostly-useless and hugely expensive college experience. Society might be marginally better off with a slightly better educated citizenry, but it's worse off for having young people crushed by college debt (and a lack of work experience).

Everything people say millenials do well, they just do a little bit better than boomers, but are well past the point of diminishing returns.

College is pretty much voluntary extortion. I'm in my last year of it and feel like I took maybe 5-6 classes directly related to my major (accounting).

The other LITERALLY MORE THAN TWENTY have been pants-on-head retarded busywork courses that unironically throw around terms like "business communications" and "cybercrime." Every single one of them a gun to my head saying "do this stupid bullshit and give us $1000 for the privilege or you will never make a living wage."

That more millenials went to college than any other generation proves nothing besides the fact that we're gullible bags of shit and deserve whatever bad hand we're dealt.

Then why are millennials so hilariously incompetent with literally everything? Even fucking zoomers are shaping up to be less of a embarrassment and they were raised on the internet.

Boomers are the generation of Woodstock, The Beatles, Civil Rights,

You saying these are all good?

feminism when it was called "women's lib" and wasn't just a joke,

It was always a joke. Or more accurately, a scam so that capitalists could expand their workforce and pay a lower average wage.

the sexual revolution,

Degeneracy

computing, the space race,

Computers are technically pre-boomer and the space race was a pointless dick measuring contest that we had to fake to win. Besides space daddy Musk is miles better than what we had before. Does Buzz Aldrin appreciate anime and memes? Nope, hes just a senile fuck who believes in aliens lol.

the cold war

That was something to be proud of?

gay lib,

Yet most boomers were against gay marriage and believe gayness is a mental disorder. They only ever gave exceptions to specific gays they liked such as Freddy Mercury, Elton John or John Wayne.

modern medicine,

Which nobody can afford thanks to allowing insurance companies and hospitals to collude and fuck us out of ever dime we have.

end of dictatorships,

Lmao

the end of communism,

LMAO

the birth of the permissive society.

Aka degeneracy

cracks, sips

Not likely.

po*rfags 😂😂😂😂

Also millennials out boomer boomers and are more retarded #changemymind

A ton of millenials are still teenagers so they get some excuse for being retarded.

Depending on where you cut off. Many would argue it's just Zoomers there now.

Demographers William Straus and Neil Howe who are widely credited with coining the term, define millennials as born between 1982–2004.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials

Just using the term it was intended as, no new fangled zoomers or whatever.

I think the youngest millenials are 19 now

Demographers William Straus and Neil Howe who are widely credited with coining the term, define millennials as born between 1982–2004.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials

Imagine growing up in the most prosperous and peaceful time in human history but thinking your life sucks cuz ig lets you see slightly richer people having fun.

But I wanna but a silhouette in the beach's sunset. How dare Hasbro!

participation medal

lmao

We really do live in a society.

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can't handle the bantz

There is no article here just some random ass people's tweets.

Jounalism 2018

This wasn't boomers. I guarantee this was the brainchild of a millennial.

There’s so much “fuck you mom and dad you ruined my life!” In those tweets, it’s hilarious. Espicslly the typical millennial whining about “everything is my racist parents’ fault.”

Hasboro intentionally trying to rile people up to get their product in front of as many eyes as possible and totally nailing it.

Reminds me a lot of the iHob campaign from earlier this year.