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It's a bloody outrage it is.

this but unironically

fucking with a bunnings sausage is treason and deserving of the rope

Honestly distressing

As a middle American I'm laffing at that "BBQ" but also crying that that's the worst news coming out of that country today.

This is what news is like in countries with gun control and not-insane heads of state.

It's also an irrelevant country just waiting for China to dominate its sea trade.

You're right. Better drop everything sensible and throw everything into resurrecting fucking coal like a real country 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Australia Not insane heads of state

U w0t, m8?

It’s Australia. We don’t have an insane head of state because the cunts keep deposing themselves. Having a PM last a full term is a fucking pipe dream, apparently.

The PM isn't head of state, I think the previous commenter was referring to Aunt Lizzie

the cunts keep deposing themselves

I know. That's why i had to include 3 pictures.

Of course, they've still got nothing on Rudd, Gillard, and Rudd again.

dog fucking

You take that back. Phillip is a nice man who talks to trees.

I was talking about Queen Elizabeth II, you 'tard. Prince Philip is a saint.

Then again, I'm not surprised you're okay with dog fucking. Not like it's any worse than all the sheep fucking you get up to.

You fucking mong, I said Phillip isn't a dog.

Oh, you were suggesting that Liz actually has sex with her husband, rather than children and animals?

Well that's even dumber.

Are you downvoting? Holy shit, someone who cares. Reeeee.

I honestly can't remember the last time I used the downvote button for anything that wasn't outright spam.

But bitching about downvotes? That's some "Holy shit, someone who cares. Reeeee."

I'm obliged to ban anyone who is taking this sub seriously.

If that was true, you'd've banned yourself years ago.

Lmfao. You clearly didn't read our short list of rules. Note the one that says you enthusiastically consent to being bullied by alcoholic mods.

Wait, this is bullying? I kinda just thought it was your pathetic attempt at bants.

I guess Kiwis really are inferior to Ozzies in every conceivable way.

You'd know if this was bullying, petal.

'k

Wait, some of them are mad that the sausages come on a bun instead of a shitty piece of white bread? We never should have let them out of the British jails.

Sausage sandwich with red sauce is better than a hot dog

Fuck hot dogs, but I still like proper sausages on nice buns. Do I have a terminal case of burgerism?

lethal id say