This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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furry

get the gas chamber ready

Animorphs got weird.

that chode

Dicklets are degenerate and won't be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven

This has to be the best story I ever read.

I cri evertim

I like how it immediately drops an infodump for the magic amulet, wordy exposition about magic items is a sign of top-quality writing.

Please get an editor.

...I'm not talking to you, you sea cucumber.

The creator of this abomination? The one that doesn't have a comment section so we have to talk about it here?

I mean this isn't some new weird manner of commenting, reddit does it all the time in peanut-gallery subs. Lurk moar.