Ancient Petrified Drama Discovered: TwoX feminists make false threats against themselves and get exposed by an admin

1  2018-11-16 by IFuckedZoeQuinn

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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Lmao. Imagine believing foids about anything.

Lying is inherent to them. They lie everyday. They have to. That dress looks beautiful on you. No, you don't look like a tub of cottage cheese stuffed into a condom.

Gussy learns very early on to lie to make life easier.

That's why you must avoid the foid brother. Get yourself a waifu like I have. When I cuddle up at night with my Asuka-san body pillow and VR headset tentacle porn, I feel that I finally know true happiness. The foids will never hurt me again.

Get a fucking irl trap gf with a sweet plump ass and a schlong bigger than yours you fucking loser.

I've tried to go look for one but my mobility scooter can't get up the basement stairs

Start working out, achieve a fuckable figure then get your ass spreaded every day by a cutie trans gf. This is my mission to you. Report to me when you're done. Or when you finally decide to put a bullet into your head, granted that since you're fat chance are you're american so you can do it easily.

option 1: be an Amerilard and go through rigorous effort to better oneself

option 2: do what an Amerilard does best and shoot something instead. Themselves.

Do you really have to give him a choice in this one😂

male gussy

Nah

It's called bussy, you absolute n00b

How did you get it down the stairs then? Checkmate atheists!

This tbh.

You’re all wrong

You need a qt Islamic zealot gf to behead foids with

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foid here.

Wow, you're amazing and funny! I mean, I could barely stifle my thundering laughter when I saw your amazing post! The pure, unadulterated comedic genius on display here is phenomenal. I mean, wow!

I can tell that you really did put forth your a-game, how else would you have mustered the mental capacity to formulate such a genius post? You really should know OP, you're the funniest and most brilliant person on this entire site, CLEARLY.

You know what we should honestly do? We should archive this post, get it to the front page, link it from other subs and commission a statue in honour of OP's magnum penis- it's the least we could do for this absolute god among men.

wut

Clearly bitter sarcasm counts as being serious on r/drama and we can't allow it. Either leave or accept a new position as a moderator.

Nah, I'm clearly retarded enough to stay.

Is bitterness ok without the sarcasm?

Not for you

nah

Also how did you come across that copypasta in the first place?

Dicking around on Google.

dicking

hot

Fuckin gussy lmao

Where did you get this copypasta?

People make jokes like that about Jews all the time and no one complains. Smh Fragile Mayo gussies.

This pasta got ate pretty bad apparently.

I'm shook

Darn. I thought you were legitimately retarded but it turns out this really is a pasta.

Just look at all these rip roaring faggots downvoting the lolcow.

The worst thing about depicting strong smart independent women in media is finding out they don't exist in the real world.

Women take more out of the tax system than they bring in.

Let me rephrase that. As a group, women don't pay taxes, and as a group men have to make up their share of the burden.

Women cannot be independant.

You're describing all people who aren't autistic

Another lie probably someone has told you: "Of course there's someone out therw for you!"

>foids
Kiss your sister

That was what I noticed there too haha

I remember reading about this when it happened, it seems like yesterday. Fuck I'm getting old.

It's been 4 years since Ellen Pao gave them 10 million free subscribers and a huge case of unwarranted self importance. Man, time sure flies.

Jesus Christ, 4 years since I opened r/all and asked “who tf is Ellen Pao?” Fuck me

Remove the 2 from my username. I was here before subreddits. It's been downhill from the start.

I’ll assume you’re an insufferable atheist engineering major

Points for being a much better guess than most of the genZ tards here.

Coming from the man with enough autism to still be posting on reddit regularly after 8 years?

WTF math. 11 years. Get your autismo right.

Oh shit we have an original poster over here. Look at this cool kid😮😮😮😮

Ok party's over. Get off my fucking lawn.

I wont touch your lawn flamingos but you bet that mailbox aint makin it to the morning

I wont touch your lawn flamingos but you bet that mailbox aint makin it to the morning

Only 80s kids destroy mailboxes.

The rest of y'all have too much helicopter parents saving you from peanuts to kill a mailbox.

Please let me suck your dick, mr original poster senpai

I'm not sure what's more WTF. Your comment or that incredible username.

The "G" is silent.

Yeah, sometimes I look back on how long I've actually been on this site for and it makes my head hurt.

Serious question. Why is this sub default ?

I clicked the link and saw the upvote arrow already orange.

I read that thread 4 years ago. Jesus I spend far too much time on Reddit.

Damn I had to get the date after reading your comment and now I’m sad

Remember this?

And all this time I thought TwoX was a creative writing sub. Huh.

Well, if you think about it, manufacturing outrage does require some creative writing.

You and I have very different definitions of "creative".

Hmmm..

I don't know their names and I'll never see them again, but they're out there, and they're my wolf pack.

Idk dude, that's pretty creative shit.

I miss deimorz and cupcake :(

They were cool admins.

And on the topic of harassing PMs, one of the most frustrating aspects of the situation from our perspective is that there's been a significant amount of lying on this end. We've received quite a few reports about users who have claimed to have received a large amount of harassment, but when we investigate we find that they've often never received any PMs at all, or only one message when they claim to have received many. Some people have even gone so far as creating alts to PM themselves with, so that they can take screenshots for "proof".

this admin must have been drunk when this blatant falsehood was posted. we all know roasties cannot lie

This is nothing compared to that guy who used to dig up the most niche, old drama imaginable like an argument on the tomato enthusiast forum in 2002 or some shit.

Snally's still here lol.

And it's fantastic

Just to be clear, we love that sort of thing

My favorite were those people arguing about how many days were in the week or something from like 2004

Was that the old wrestling forum one? That shit when on for pages.

Yes I think that was the one lmao

How dare they not beleive the femoids! It surely cant be most of the reports!

Out of all of the reports that other people have sent our way (generally it is other users reporting things to us on someone else's behalf), I'd say that maybe only two to four have been legit. It's entirely possible that there are other legitimate instances out there, but they aren't being reported to us. If you (or anyone else) comes across any instances of people complaining that they've received harassing PMs please do send it our way at /r/reddit.com modmail!

Oh

Oh cupcake can fuck off. She banned my first account because I was “brigading” a thread in GirlGamers some years ago. She was just angry the whole thread was a disaster and I was making fun of them.

Wow, this is really juicy. I envy the free time of someone who can make like 10 different accounts to argue and harass themselves with, though.

I always appreciate some high effort trolling.

And on the topic of harassing PMs, one of the most frustrating aspects of the situation from our perspective is that there's been a significant amount of lying on this end. We've received quite a few reports about users who have claimed to have received a large amount of harassment, but when we investigate we find that they've often never received any PMs at all, or only one message when they claim to have received many. Some people have even gone so far as creating alts to PM themselves with, so that they can take screenshots for "proof".

Some things never change

It's been two weeks since 2x was made a default sub.

4 years old.

I want off the ride.