Lying is inherent to them. They lie everyday. They have to. That dress looks beautiful on you. No, you don't look like a tub of cottage cheese stuffed into a condom.
Gussy learns very early on to lie to make life easier.
That's why you must avoid the foid brother. Get yourself a waifu like I have. When I cuddle up at night with my Asuka-san body pillow and VR headset tentacle porn, I feel that I finally know true happiness. The foids will never hurt me again.
Start working out, achieve a fuckable figure then get your ass spreaded every day by a cutie trans gf. This is my mission to you. Report to me when you're done. Or when you finally decide to put a bullet into your head, granted that since you're fat chance are you're american so you can do it easily.
Wow, you're amazing and funny! I mean, I could barely stifle my thundering laughter when I saw your amazing post! The pure, unadulterated comedic genius on display here is phenomenal. I mean, wow!
I can tell that you really did put forth your a-game, how else would you have mustered the mental capacity to formulate such a genius post? You really should know OP, you're the funniest and most brilliant person on this entire site, CLEARLY.
You know what we should honestly do? We should archive this post, get it to the front page, link it from other subs and commission a statue in honour of OP's magnum penis- it's the least we could do for this absolute god among men.
And on the topic of harassing PMs, one of the most frustrating aspects of the situation from our perspective is that there's been a significant amount of lying on this end. We've received quite a few reports about users who have claimed to have received a large amount of harassment, but when we investigate we find that they've often never received any PMs at all, or only one message when they claim to have received many. Some people have even gone so far as creating alts to PM themselves with, so that they can take screenshots for "proof".
this admin must have been drunk when this blatant falsehood was posted. we all know roasties cannot lie
This is nothing compared to that guy who used to dig up the most niche, old drama imaginable like an argument on the tomato enthusiast forum in 2002 or some shit.
How dare they not beleive the femoids! It surely cant be most of the reports!
Out of all of the reports that other people have sent our way (generally it is other users reporting things to us on someone else's behalf), I'd say that maybe only two to four have been legit. It's entirely possible that there are other legitimate instances out there, but they aren't being reported to us. If you (or anyone else) comes across any instances of people complaining that they've received harassing PMs please do send it our way at /r/reddit.com modmail!
Oh cupcake can fuck off. She banned my first account because I was “brigading” a thread in GirlGamers some years ago. She was just angry the whole thread was a disaster and I was making fun of them.
And on the topic of harassing PMs, one of the most frustrating aspects of the situation from our perspective is that there's been a significant amount of lying on this end. We've received quite a few reports about users who have claimed to have received a large amount of harassment, but when we investigate we find that they've often never received any PMs at all, or only one message when they claim to have received many. Some people have even gone so far as creating alts to PM themselves with, so that they can take screenshots for "proof".
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-16
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
Snapshots:
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1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-11-16
Lmao. Imagine believing foids about anything.
Lying is inherent to them. They lie everyday. They have to. That dress looks beautiful on you. No, you don't look like a tub of cottage cheese stuffed into a condom.
Gussy learns very early on to lie to make life easier.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-11-16
That's why you must avoid the foid brother. Get yourself a waifu like I have. When I cuddle up at night with my Asuka-san body pillow and VR headset tentacle porn, I feel that I finally know true happiness. The foids will never hurt me again.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-16
Get a fucking irl trap gf with a sweet plump ass and a schlong bigger than yours you fucking loser.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-11-16
I've tried to go look for one but my mobility scooter can't get up the basement stairs
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-16
Start working out, achieve a fuckable figure then get your ass spreaded every day by a cutie trans gf. This is my mission to you. Report to me when you're done. Or when you finally decide to put a bullet into your head, granted that since you're fat chance are you're american so you can do it easily.
1 Dogcheese- 2018-11-16
Do you really have to give him a choice in this one😂
1 loli_esports 2018-11-16
Nah
1 gemininature 2018-11-16
It's called bussy, you absolute n00b
1 lucajones88 2018-11-16
How did you get it down the stairs then? Checkmate atheists!
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-16
This tbh.
1 Inceltiers 2018-11-16
You’re all wrong
You need a qt Islamic zealot gf to behead foids with
1 [deleted] 2018-11-16
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1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-11-16
foid here.
Wow, you're amazing and funny! I mean, I could barely stifle my thundering laughter when I saw your amazing post! The pure, unadulterated comedic genius on display here is phenomenal. I mean, wow!
I can tell that you really did put forth your a-game, how else would you have mustered the mental capacity to formulate such a genius post? You really should know OP, you're the funniest and most brilliant person on this entire site, CLEARLY.
You know what we should honestly do? We should archive this post, get it to the front page, link it from other subs and commission a statue in honour of OP's magnum penis- it's the least we could do for this absolute god among men.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-11-16
wut
1 GreasyPeter 2018-11-16
Clearly bitter sarcasm counts as being serious on r/drama and we can't allow it. Either leave or accept a new position as a moderator.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-11-16
Nah, I'm clearly retarded enough to stay.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-11-16
Is bitterness ok without the sarcasm?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-16
Not for you
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-11-16
nah
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-16
Also how did you come across that copypasta in the first place?
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-11-16
Dicking around on Google.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-11-16
hot
1 umar4812 2018-11-16
Fuckin gussy lmao
1 StrategicSarcasm 2018-11-16
Where did you get this copypasta?
1 Skyright 2018-11-16
People make jokes like that about Jews all the time and no one complains. Smh Fragile Mayo gussies.
1 myusername_sucks 2018-11-16
This pasta got ate pretty bad apparently.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-16
I'm shook
1 sea_lecture 2018-11-16
Darn. I thought you were legitimately retarded but it turns out this really is a pasta.
1 nmx179 2018-11-16
Just look at all these rip roaring faggots downvoting the lolcow.
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-11-16
The worst thing about depicting strong smart independent women in media is finding out they don't exist in the real world.
1 livear 2018-11-16
Women take more out of the tax system than they bring in.
Let me rephrase that. As a group, women don't pay taxes, and as a group men have to make up their share of the burden.
Women cannot be independant.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-11-16
You're describing all people who aren't autistic
1 iknighty 2018-11-16
Another lie probably someone has told you: "Of course there's someone out therw for you!"
1 tenion_the_offender 2018-11-16
>foids
Kiss your sister
1 Kiru-Kokujin22 2018-11-16
redtaboo use to be a 2x mod
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-11-16
That was what I noticed there too haha
1 Yumyummyboogers 2018-11-16
I remember reading about this when it happened, it seems like yesterday. Fuck I'm getting old.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-11-16
It's been 4 years since Ellen Pao gave them 10 million free subscribers and a huge case of unwarranted self importance. Man, time sure flies.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-11-16
Jesus Christ, 4 years since I opened r/all and asked “who tf is Ellen Pao?” Fuck me
1 Prysorra2 2018-11-16
Remove the 2 from my username. I was here before subreddits. It's been downhill from the start.
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-16
I’ll assume you’re an insufferable atheist engineering major
1 Prysorra2 2018-11-16
Points for being a much better guess than most of the genZ tards here.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2018-11-16
Coming from the man with enough autism to still be posting on reddit regularly after 8 years?
1 Prysorra2 2018-11-16
WTF math. 11 years. Get your autismo right.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2018-11-16
Oh shit we have an original poster over here. Look at this cool kid😮😮😮😮
1 Prysorra2 2018-11-16
Ok party's over. Get off my fucking lawn.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2018-11-16
I wont touch your lawn flamingos but you bet that mailbox aint makin it to the morning
1 Goatsac 2018-11-16
Only 80s kids destroy mailboxes.
The rest of y'all have too much helicopter parents saving you from peanuts to kill a mailbox.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-11-16
Please let me suck your dick, mr original poster senpai
1 Prysorra2 2018-11-16
I'm not sure what's more WTF. Your comment or that incredible username.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-11-16
The "G" is silent.
1 porygonzguy 2018-11-16
Yeah, sometimes I look back on how long I've actually been on this site for and it makes my head hurt.
1 SageKnows 2018-11-16
Serious question. Why is this sub default ?
1 bibeauty 2018-11-16
I clicked the link and saw the upvote arrow already orange.
I read that thread 4 years ago. Jesus I spend far too much time on Reddit.
1 Bridge-ineer 2018-11-16
Damn I had to get the date after reading your comment and now I’m sad
1 Goatsac 2018-11-16
Remember this?
1 PeskyPapaya 2018-11-16
And all this time I thought TwoX was a creative writing sub. Huh.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-16
Well, if you think about it, manufacturing outrage does require some creative writing.
1 bunkerman11 2018-11-16
You and I have very different definitions of "creative".
1 PeskyPapaya 2018-11-16
Hmmm..
Idk dude, that's pretty creative shit.
1 alien122 2018-11-16
I miss deimorz and cupcake :(
They were cool admins.
1 Dupod 2018-11-16
this admin must have been drunk when this blatant falsehood was posted. we all know roasties cannot lie
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-11-16
This is nothing compared to that guy who used to dig up the most niche, old drama imaginable like an argument on the tomato enthusiast forum in 2002 or some shit.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-16
Snally's still here lol.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-11-16
And it's fantastic
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-11-16
Just to be clear, we love that sort of thing
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-11-16
My favorite were those people arguing about how many days were in the week or something from like 2004
1 bunkerman11 2018-11-16
Was that the old wrestling forum one? That shit when on for pages.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-11-16
Yes I think that was the one lmao
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-11-16
How dare they not beleive the femoids! It surely cant be most of the reports!
Oh
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-16
Oh cupcake can fuck off. She banned my first account because I was “brigading” a thread in GirlGamers some years ago. She was just angry the whole thread was a disaster and I was making fun of them.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-11-16
Wow, this is really juicy. I envy the free time of someone who can make like 10 different accounts to argue and harass themselves with, though.
1 bunkerman11 2018-11-16
I always appreciate some high effort trolling.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-11-16
Some things never change
1 Aimuari_ 2018-11-16
I want off the ride.