every man subconsciously wants to kill his father and fuck his mother
Personally I don't really get the mommy fetish, little sister seems more appealing to me, laying down with each other to learn what each other's bodies are for, now that's hot.
You know that Bill Hicks line about every word from an artist who has done a commercial is like a turd falling into his drink? That's how I feel every time I open my mouth.
Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.
47 comments
1 KERmitfromChainland 2018-11-16
Do mayos deserve to die ? If so then you’ve answered your question...
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
Well, I do have to check “white” on official applications, usually.
1 MayoIsSpicy 2018-11-16
Idk how people can still be against a genocide that’s accomplished by rampant interracial sex. Seems like a win-win to me
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-16
Why aren’t hot brown, yellow and black SJWs trying to mate with my right now to further the mayocide? All talk no action.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-11-16
Anyone else they've developed an incest fetish out of some latent desire to escape adulthood stress?
Like, I put myself in the position of receiving sexual care from a mother. Do I just want affection that I might have missed out on as a child?
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-11-16
Think of all the missed opportunities to be molested by your mom?
1 PerineumPowerPunch 2018-11-16
This^
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-11-16
Well, now it comes out as sexual frustration, but maybe what I want is something more innocent. But my psyche can't revert to a childlike state.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
Now, this is content worthy of r/Drama.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
every man subconsciously wants to kill his father and fuck his mother
Personally I don't really get the mommy fetish, little sister seems more appealing to me, laying down with each other to learn what each other's bodies are for, now that's hot.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-16
You and Lena Dunham would have a lot to talk about!
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-11-16
Absolute bullshit.
1 pepperouchau 2018-11-16
Neutral Milk Hotelcels OUT
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-16
Manlets aren't human
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
It never even began for minicels.
1 madaramen 2018-11-16
Um we prefer the phrase temporarily embarrassed lanklets sweaty
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
But we don't give a fuck about your """preferences""".
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-16
But I thought this was a self hate thread for us manlets to cope? 😞
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
And for me to make fun of you.
Love, someone who's on the right side of 6 feet.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-16
I'm telling my mom about you
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
dude bussy lmao
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-11-16
More like permanently 😢
1 madaramen 2018-11-16
I'll get taller one day! Believe it! 🍥
1 alphachapman 2018-11-16
I am all my problems, no one else.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-11-16
This but unironically
1 MeagerMistake23 2018-11-16
Hastag relatable
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-11-16
You know that Bill Hicks line about every word from an artist who has done a commercial is like a turd falling into his drink? That's how I feel every time I open my mouth.
1 preserved_fish 2018-11-16
You get a lot of work in commercials? I hear that pays well.
1 Doomblaze 2018-11-16
Isn’t that why were here
1 e-guy 2018-11-16
I want to fucking die
1 PerineumPowerPunch 2018-11-16
Count me in.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
:(
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2018-11-16
catches glimpse of reflection in microwave oven door at 3 am while eating pop tarts and knowing I have to wake up in 3 hours
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-11-16
Oof
1 MeagerMistake23 2018-11-16
I'm on reddit instead of going to the gym or doing anything even remotely useful because I'm a lazy sack of shit.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
I do both but I should be more social because drinking alone is bad for you I've heard
1 TranzSexualWiener 2018-11-16
you should stay in the house and never leave it because you're a literal pedophile, and not going outside is doing a service to society.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.
1 westofthetracks 2018-11-16
ofc
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-16
I was supposed to study for Calc this week.
I didn't do a single problem and now it's Friday.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-11-16
It's been 7 hours since you posted this comment, I hope you did something.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-16
I got drunk and went to bed, now I'm rushing on my way to class.
1 backltrack 2018-11-16
Calc I?
1 Tytos_Lannister 2018-11-16
only subconsciously, which is honestly even more fucked up than hating yourself consciously and manifests itself in really weird ways
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-16
Sometimes I feel bad for being so fucking cool that other people feel inferior.
Felt good to get that off my chest.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-11-16
Duh. We all are autistic enough to post on r/drama
1 backltrack 2018-11-16
No