/r/drama truck of the month

4  2018-11-16 by brd4eva

141 comments

I have several questions

What are you? Some kind of Nazi Jew?

Here's some gold kind stranger πŸ€πŸ˜‹πŸ‘ŒπŸ€œπŸ€› πŸ† πŸ’¦

1) Where is the Star-Spangled Banner?

At the very top. Though it looks weirdly colored I assume that's an artifact of the photograph.

Why did people downvote you?

Fragile mayo ego? That's the usual answer I see around here anyway.

Nah, it's probably black and white to represent something, making it a different flag.

Flag etiquette states no other flag shall be displayed equal or superior in pole height to the Star Spangled Banner.

Check the decal on his window to have all of them resolved.

Flag Emporium. You can see a sticker on the window.

All that's missing is a communist flag and it'd be complete

The three confederate flags and German flag are a perfect balance with the rest though.

Do incels have a flag?

One proposal offered for an "incel" flag. The white bar at the center represents functional members of society who are effective at courtship and dating. The various shades of grey denote a spectrum within inceldom with each outward vertical bar representing an escalating degree of the incel status. The darkest shades of grey represent the ultimate incels, truecels; the lightest shades represent the least incel incels, nearcels.

Also, someone is shilling it on non-English wikis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Incel_flag.svg#filelinks

Great shit, thank you!

It's almost over for nearcels

This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. This isn't satire?

Incels should demand representation under the LGBTQ banner

ILGBTQ? LIGBTQ? LGIBTQ? LGBTIQ? LGBTQI?

There's room for them in the LGBTQAIDS

Haha! That would be awesome. 4chan gets to get on that.

Why is it moving? WHY IS IT MOVING?!

I also think the kekistan flag fits the bill

It's missing my favourite flag: False flag

Radical centrism at it's finest.

Its*

Just capitalism: "Confederate Joe's Flag Emporium" lololololol

he seems very pro flag, not centrist at all unless he also burns flags of varying ideologies in his spare time

He sells flags.

This is missing the truewomensliberation flag. Which if everyone isn't informed here is a severed phallus.

I like flags too

I wish we were more like this guy instead of shitting on everything we simply upheld everything at once.

Or shit on everything at once

Like literally

So..... Facebook then?

Believe in everything, strive for the nothing!

Positive vibes only in this sub πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

that would be gay af

No, we used to be supportive of lolcows and let them open up completely. We used to foster drama, conflict and discourse in general. It was both entertaining and sometimes interesting.

Everyone can shit on something. Now playing the role of liking something you don't, that's a lot harder. I make the same mistake myself.

Now playing the role of liking something you don't, that's a lot harder.

It's true. I was going to beat up some fags, but they wouldn't let me in, so I had to let them fuck me. But then I kicked their asses.

So who's the real winner?

NAZBOL ANARCHO TRANS CONFERDERATE GAY SPACE RADICAL CENTRISM

Unironically this

He sells them you tards

Still a pretty weird combo of flags to display as a flag salesman.

Well, it made you look for a little longer than you otherwise would’ve, right?

Effective advertising.

What the fuck?

All this time I thought that was REM!

Live?

God damn what is it with this timeline?

That doesn't sound anything like REM though?

They were heavily influenced by REM and that's their most REMmy song

Its like when I first heard Temple of the Dog and thought it was Pearl Jam. That was an awesome story and a timeless riff.

tbf any song with Eddie Vedder singing will sound like Pearl Jam

But his name is Confederate Joe.

And this is his Flag Emporium. He's an honest, average Confederate Joe selling these fine, if not a little strange, flags.

Considerate Joe’s.

r/enlightenedcentrism

it's r/radicalcentrism u fucking mong

A subreddit for liberals to circlejerk over centrist strawmen.

A subreddit for liberals to circlejerk

Aren’t all political subreddits like that?

Some are for tankies or nazis.

r/enlightendcentrism are tankies though

I had to google tankie. Is that a right wing slur of the extreme left, or the left in general (left of Nixon)?

The left use the term themselves to talk about the insanely rabid left that you could apply horseshoe theory to

It's for communist wheraboo equivalent that say stalin was a great guy and mao did nothing wrong.

A subreddit for liberals tankies to circlejerk over centrist strawman.

A subreddit for liberals tankies progressives to circlejerk over centrist strawman.

A subreddit for liberals tankies progressives jobless retards to circlejerk over centrist strawman.

That sub is fucking atrocious. It is for people in Politics to be even smugger and without moderation.

Nah, more like r/dirtbagcenter. That place fits what this is better, r/enlightenedcentrism is just r/ShitLiberalsSay

I think this guy just found the loophole to successfully flying the Nazi flag without getting called one.

Surround it with the Israeli, Mexican, and pan-african flag - yeah.

If you are looking for another loophole WWII reenacting is really popular.

Military cosplay is pathetic, real (((men))) enlist in the army and get blown up for real!

God bless

Step 1: Become a semi-famous actor

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Step 2: Get cast as a SS officer

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Step 3: Get to walk around in sweet-ass SS uniform for a few months

Pewdiepie isn't a famous actor?

Lol

nah, reddit still calls reenactors racists

Step 1: Buy a flag shop.

This is the future radical centrist want.

Get your hustle on baby. Dont get mad cause hes making paper off of everybody πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I've been doxxed

Oh hey, it's Shirrako's Van.

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Reddit has crashed.

comedy is just tragedy + power + privilege

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I'm here because a imbecile of human waste decided this was worth 'trending'. Gah!

a imbecile

I'm either misreading or I've been whoooshed.

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Sounds like a ban request. Application accepted. You are welcome.

god's work you're doin

Cool story nerd

Hi boogie

<3 :)

Gay

The man is just a flag fan.

r/flagfans

Just needs a hammer and sickle

This is beautiful.

No hammer n sickle so nah

Confederate Joes flag emporium. Lmao.

r/subsifellfor

Put this on the sidebar

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Confederate Joe contains multitudes

Confederate Joe's Flag Emporium! My go-to for all my LGBT and Pan-African flag needs.

Is this Saturday's Market in Middletown, PA? I've seen this guy before. He's right next to the python guy. $50 gets you a python from 2 - 8 feet in length and a free storage container for them.

sounds like hes oversaturated the python market

Yeah, it's weird. He sells little baby pythons up to eight-footers at the same price, so it's definitely not a "by the foot" situation.

r/dirtbagcenter

Radical Capitalism

maybe? RadCap

No Canadian flag? Racist.

It's just a humble centrist flag salesman.

Gay Nazis really were a thing. Hitler's #2 was a gay Nazi.... Until he was dead.

r/haillocalbusiness

He needs to mash up all these flags with each other's colors and symbols. Just to fuck with the minds of the politically incompetent.

Anyone want to have a crack at naming all the flags?

I got my eyes on that pirate flags o.o

needs the ottoman flag.

I haven't figured out definitively if conservatives are pro Nazi ot pro jew

Oh, I get it. That guy is a flag salesman.

Needs more ISIS.

I unironically want the "Come and Take It" flag.

This isn’t even centrist it’s just what a certain type of idiot believes libertarianism is

So sick of that statist strawman that believing in personal liberty automatically makes you some kind of deranged flag-seller apologist.

I want to do this, but with the top all time from /r/vexillologycirclejerk.

Centrists in a nutshell

Missing the hammer and sickle and isis

(((It))) is sentient.

Holy shit.