This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
Hi, I'm 20ft tall but only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was total shit, I would not put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairy tale character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive Christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly! I KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TONGUE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANT'S DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSD THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!
The fact is, there's attraction one way or another because the individual looks like he's already an adult, but then there's the thought "oh wait, you said 15? then I should repress my attraction".
jailbait, ew. that's the opposite of what we're going for
Stop trying to cover your ass and just admit you're a pedo
Right? I know the US age of consent and that's it. Pedos seem to know of country, province, and state, world wide, the intricate rules, and the exceptions.
Imagine the world peace if we just had everyone focusing on killing these open pedophiles. Is Israel a legitimate state? Who cares? There's people who admit they want to fuck children.
If it's moral to fuck a woman of age x, it has to be moral to fuck a woman of age x - 1 days. Since it's moral to fuck a 20 year old, by induction it follows that it's moral to fuck a baby.
I have no interest in dating anyone under ~24 but I have to admit I do find it fucking weird when Americans act like fucking some 17 year old is the same as fucking a 12 year old
The age of consent in most of Europe is quite a bit lower (and before anyone accuses me of having stats to hand blah blah I literally just googled "age of consent" and picked the first google result).
I mean, it's still morally fucked up if some bloke aged 35 is dating a 14 year old, don't get me wrong. I think 14 is too low probably
But yeah, seeing redditors call people pedophiles for one-night-banging some 16-year-old... It's just crazy
It's not like a 21 year old girl makes better choices than a 16 year old. Or is going to be any more willing to date creepy perverts.
The real problem is female sexual emancipation. But we can't talk about that. So instead we redirect all our energy to worrying about teenage female sexual emancipation, as if that's any different. As if them banging their dirtbag 18 year old boyfriend is worse than them banging a dirtbag 28 year old boyfriend, or a 22 year old doing the same thing.
The problem is female sexual emancipation, I repeat.
If you give a shit about protecting 16 year olds, you should give a shit about protecting 22 year olds. But you're only allowed to be worried about one, so that's where we channel all our anxieties about our fallen sexual world.
Most of the US is under 18. 18 is just the known age because of a) pornography and b) it's 18 in California and Hollywood just assumes their laws are the best so they put them in media consumed globally. The majority of American content making its way to Europe is made by Californians in California making shit about California and also speaking for the entire US.
We have to draw the line somewhere, no one said lines weren't stupid and technically illogical. Some people age faster because of their eating or drug habits. Many teens are more mature than their parents mentally. However since everyone is different we typically say 18 to do whatever you want. It's just easier that way.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-16
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1 Manchu_Fist 2018-11-16
I bet hes a furry too!
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
nah, furries are degenerates.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-16
Weeb are, too
1 Matues49 2018-11-16
It's all about ethics in kiddie fiddling.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-16
Lawyer here with a fresh hit take on pedos and idiots trying to justify their sickness:
Firing squads.
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-11-16
Any real lawyer would know enough to never, ever say this on the interent.
Legaladvice taught me well.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-16
Yes, Reddit School of Law, the finest SoL in the land.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-11-16
Bruh American Samoa kicks it's ass. Go Land Crabs
1 Ghdust2 2018-11-16
Other lawyer here: I say gas chambers.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-16
GED holding wagecuck here: to the gallows
1 SexyTaft 2018-11-16
how are you retards still getting baited by the weeb kraut pedo lmao
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-11-16
Ah yes, the vintage "I'm just pretending to be retarded" defense that does literally nothing to stop people in the internet from laughing at you
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1 JustANameWithNumbers 2018-11-16
Hi, I'm 20ft tall but only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was total shit, I would not put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairy tale character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive Christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly! I KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TONGUE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANT'S DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSD THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!
1 Morgoff 2018-11-16
Look at the rack on this kid though tbh.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
jailbait, ew. that's the opposite of what we're going for
1 Morgoff 2018-11-16
Sorry I didn't realise only cartoon toddlers are halal.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
young cartoon teen girls like Ika Musume are.
1 Morgoff 2018-11-16
They all look the same to me.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-16
Stop trying to cover your ass and just admit you're a pedo
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
the other comment was just pasta, I don't care for jailbakt looking underaged girls
1 -Steve_French- 2018-11-16
Why are you a pedophile
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
idk but I'm not
1 zergling_Lester 2018-11-16
By Allah you people are dogs.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-11-16
By Allah. Don't make me give you a taste of my shoe.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-11-16
I will go on as usual.
1 lickedTators 2018-11-16
I guess I'm a pedophile now.
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-11-16
Anyone who wouldn't is a pervert.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-16
that's the bitch that got famous by means of Dr. Phil
mad respect
1 OysterCookie 2018-11-16
Anyone who knows the details of statutory rape laws by country/state should unironically be put on a list
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-11-16
It is not normal to be aware of all the different age of consent laws around the world. Fucking degenerates, anime was a mistake.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-16
Right? I know the US age of consent and that's it. Pedos seem to know of country, province, and state, world wide, the intricate rules, and the exceptions.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-16
I learned them for my appearance on Jeopardy.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-11-16
They only jeopardy you'll ever deal with is double jeopardy
1 trilateral1 2018-11-16
Since I grew up in Germany, I know what the law was back then.
And since age of consent discussions come up regularly on reddit, especially with Americans, I'm also aware what the German law is now.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-11-16
When the mayocide starts, can we target Germans first? Specifically german Serbs?
1 20171245 2018-11-16
Imagine the world peace if we just had everyone focusing on killing these open pedophiles. Is Israel a legitimate state? Who cares? There's people who admit they want to fuck children.
1 LordAndSaviorHaskell 2018-11-16
If it's moral to fuck a woman of age x, it has to be moral to fuck a woman of age x - 1 days. Since it's moral to fuck a 20 year old, by induction it follows that it's moral to fuck a baby.
1 aduketsavar 2018-11-16
Eubulides was a pedo confirmed
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-11-16
Muh slippery slope fallacy
1 DramzLol 2018-11-16
I have no interest in dating anyone under ~24 but I have to admit I do find it fucking weird when Americans act like fucking some 17 year old is the same as fucking a 12 year old
The age of consent in most of Europe is quite a bit lower (and before anyone accuses me of having stats to hand blah blah I literally just googled "age of consent" and picked the first google result).
I mean, it's still morally fucked up if some bloke aged 35 is dating a 14 year old, don't get me wrong. I think 14 is too low probably
But yeah, seeing redditors call people pedophiles for one-night-banging some 16-year-old... It's just crazy
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-11-16
It's not like a 21 year old girl makes better choices than a 16 year old. Or is going to be any more willing to date creepy perverts.
The real problem is female sexual emancipation. But we can't talk about that. So instead we redirect all our energy to worrying about teenage female sexual emancipation, as if that's any different. As if them banging their dirtbag 18 year old boyfriend is worse than them banging a dirtbag 28 year old boyfriend, or a 22 year old doing the same thing.
The problem is female sexual emancipation, I repeat.
If you give a shit about protecting 16 year olds, you should give a shit about protecting 22 year olds. But you're only allowed to be worried about one, so that's where we channel all our anxieties about our fallen sexual world.
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-11-16
Most of the US is under 18. 18 is just the known age because of a) pornography and b) it's 18 in California and Hollywood just assumes their laws are the best so they put them in media consumed globally. The majority of American content making its way to Europe is made by Californians in California making shit about California and also speaking for the entire US.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-16
I think we broke him
1 FearOfBees 2018-11-16
We have to draw the line somewhere, no one said lines weren't stupid and technically illogical. Some people age faster because of their eating or drug habits. Many teens are more mature than their parents mentally. However since everyone is different we typically say 18 to do whatever you want. It's just easier that way.