Vice: Not believing in astrology is toxic masculinity. "Women and queer people are drawn to astrology because it offers community and refuge. In a heterosexual patriarchy, cis-het men arguably have less to seek refuge from"

1  2018-11-17 by BIknkbtKitNwniS

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Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

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Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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Vice is definitely a cancer.

Shit like this is why I watch or read NOTHING from them. I’m also going to lump buzzfeed in on this one too.

Someone else probably: “Ooohhh but they have a really good award-winning journalism section.”

Doesn’t fucking matter. It’s completely negated in my eyes when they spew garbage like this.

Under conditions of high stress, the individual is prepared to use astrology as a coping device, even though under low-stress conditions he does not believe in it

Huh? They call it bullshit right there.

Stressed out people make irrational judgments. More news at 11.

That quote itself doesn't call it bullshit.

What a boring post. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Buzzfeeds good journalism (and they actually do have some really damn good investigative journalism) is pretty much subsidized by the garbage stuff. I fucking hate buzzfeed and most very online new media but frankly I don't see how a journalism company can actually put out quality stuff without having garbage subsidize it

If they did good journalism they wouldn't need to subsidize it by "What colour fidget spinner are you!" quizes.

How are they gonna make money on the good journalism?

Have you seen the original vice documentaries?

Yeah sweaty, they stink of Pabst blue ribbon and American Spirit ciggies

Okay, that documentary ducked me up. Like they actually show it at the end and the guy doing acts like it's business as usual

People have to subscribe and pay for it. There is no way to get good journalism unless you subsidize it with shit or charge for it. Getting people to recognize a good journalism outfit and pay for it is a whole other thing though

That’s a sweet username!

I want some of what you're smoking. Then maybe I can trip into the alternate dimensions you're taking these observations from.

Ooohhh but they have a really good award-winning journalism section.

every single time they come up.

To quote my favorite post about Vice having "award-winning journalism sections":

Chrissy Teigan clapped back at sexist body shamers and it is everything.

Zac Efron just became a jacked thirst trap and I’m screaming.

Syrian Rebels - the socioeconomic underpinnings that led to the degradation of the Syrian economy and the rise of isis.

This quiz of Amy Schumer’s vagina jokes will tell you what kind of sandwich you are.

Also Vox

lump buzzfeed in on this one too.

HWO BRAVE YOU ARE MY GOOD SIR! Can you jerk yourself any harder? I will come voer to yours with an industrial vaccum cleaner and will rip your dick off right for you.

Promise?

Only if afterwards I get to hold you down and fuck you until you make Jordan Memerson sounds.

Would you settle for “make you squeal like a pig, boy” sounds? My vocal range is only so talented.

Read it

says it’s a coping method for trannies and gussy

Not surprised are we ....

A hypocritical journalist , what absolute MADNESS!!!!!!!!

It’s as if they get paid to write nice things about their sponsors

Okay this is epic

Just confused as to if i should upvote or downvote. This article is crap.

Yes

He said yes when there were TWO options!!!! that doesn't answer his question at ALL!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Excuse me newfag?

did you just call someone a newfag because they mocked one of reddit's most normie, unfunny, shitty ass """(((jokes)))"""

Imagine downvoting things you don't like

You know where else people seek community and refuge...?

The United States(

That's better than my answer, yeah.

Was your answer r/drama?

The KKK, Nazi party, contemporary academic feminism, any cult would do really.

Dagnabbin cults fucking shit up for everyone else

Missouri had the right idea when they made it legal to kill mormons

Say what??

The Mormons must be treated as enemies, and must be exterminated or driven from the state if necessary for the public peace—their outrages are beyond all description.

What. The. Fuck.

Hitler?

Winner.

Liberals Astrologists get the bullet too.

What’s the difference?

most leftoids don't deserve the bullet.

Right, a 9mm round costs 12¢ which is far too good for leftoids, their deaths don't warrant that much investment. Extermination via bike lock seems fair though.

This but ironically

Where are you buying 9mm for 12 cents

Yo I'm gonna need a link to these 12¢ 9mm rounds, I can find them for anything less than 16¢ at bulk price.

Why am I not surprised, Vice.

Astrology category

For the love of god vice

Wait, you haven’t done that yet?

You have to remember the real struggle isn't brainwashing gullible femoids. The second they walk into an astrology expo they are begging for that. The real struggle is the competition. You're competing against every other wannabe cult-leader for their attention, so you have to be more charismatic than those guys. Do you think you're better than the other cult leaders at leading cults? Well, do ya?

> MFW the Chads have taken all the astrology femoids as well

...no?

Dumb chicks aren't thin on the ground.

because then you'd have to deal with multiple femoids

yikes

Reminder that Gavin McInnes founded this Magazine

really bizarre that it started off relatively normal, and now Mcinnes is alt right while vice is complete leftoid trash of the lowest caliber

Never forget Mcinnes literally shoved a massive dildo up his ass to own the libs. Not even fucking joking the video is out there.

Libs owned rectal style. 😎

Definitely my proudest fap

This is the first time I've heard about this guy and I'm already a fan.

why did he do that

To own the libs.

He wanted to prove he wasn't homophobic. I think this is the definition of a tryhard

He wanted to prove he wasn't homophobic.

So he decided to sodomize himself. What the fuck America

He's a fucking leaf.

He's a fucking leaf.

He became American the moment he had the thought to sodomize himself to prove he didn't hate gays

That sounds like something a leaf like Trudeau would do tbh.

W R O N G

it doesn't work like that

I thought he was gay?

That's just American Lite

He also went to the shittiesst bumfuck "problem child" school in the furthest off reaches of what is already a super shitty city.

It did have a nice auditorium though.

Muricas hat

I get the impression that it’s probably not the first time he’s done it.

Seems way harder than just not being homophobic

He also made out with Milo to prove he wasn't homophobic

At a certain point you're just kissing bois and putting things in your bussy, kween

Wait this is real?

But why though?

Holy shit, that's extreme. Can someone please explain how this activity helped him own the libs?

ten billion clicks

That's a butt plug not a dildo. It's not even that big

Don't you sissies know anything?

These niggas don't even know how to pound their own bussies smdh the STATE of drama

r/ihavebussy

haha wow what a weirdo... damn it'd be crazy if richard spencer did that you know? can you imagine it sliding between his toned, ivory cheeks as a surprised moan parts his lips? he'd be making such a goofball out of himself and he wouldn't even know it. would be so embarrassing if turgid aryan cock even started to rise on camera LOL people would be making memes about it for days

lmao

Damn, I do that shit for free. Never realised I could own the libs simultaneously

to own the libs

You sure that's why he did it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Proud Boys are a "fraternal organization" for men who are just barely still in the closet.

That's why Pepe is a fascist meme.

Mcinnes literally shoved a massive dildo up his ass

Feels good man.

That makes.. no sense...whatsoever...like none at all...

really bizarre that it started off relatively normal, and now Mcinnes is alt right trash of the lowest caliber while vice is complete leftoid

ftfy

Not centrist at all. Sad!

really bizarre that it started off relatively normal, and now Mcinnes is alt right trash of the highest caliber while vice is complete leftoid trash of the lowest caliber

OUT

Lmao this retard is so upset he accidentally defended alt righters and insulted leftoids when trying to do the opposite.

Shoehorse theory

Have u ever thought that alt-right rich boyz like Mcinnes bought Vice and started perpetuating hardcore shitty leftist statements that no one actually believes in order to make u have the belief u currently hold?

you're an actual smoothbrain. mcinnes founded vice, then left it, which is when it became the trash it is now. just accept that leftists are retards, dude.

smoothbrain

Ded

When both Mcinnes and the leftoids were running Vice, radical centrism was maintained. Now that it's only leftoids, things have gone to shit.

It makes sense doesn't it? Vice is utter fucking garbage, so much so that anyone who hasn't lost their mind in this age can see a lot of their articles are utter shit.

Gavin McInnes clearly founded this magazine so he could use it as a false flag against l*ftoids. Normal people look at Vice and go "Yuck, what the fuck is wrong with progressives?" and then they become conservadrones. Some of them may even turn alt-right.

Vice is just an alt-right recruitment site. Anyone who spends time reading their incoherent garbage is bound to skew to rightist politics.

But vice didn't start out as retarded mayo garbage, it was a kind of shitty attempt at gonzo journalism with some pretty decent current events pieces and documentaries thrown in

Sweaty, you're failing to look at this from the view of a 4-D neo-nazi God-reincarnation.

He's obviously playing the long con. No one would give a shit about Vice back in the 90s if they were blabbering on about straight white males. They had to establish themselves as a decent outlet first. Then McInnes' sleeper cells take over the board (after 25 years!) and spread alt-right propaganda.

Either that or mcinnes is a retard with no values or integrity

I haven't read or seen much of it, all i remember was a pretty cool guy talking about buying mushrooms in the Netherlands and it was pretty awesome

Wait—you’re transphobic?

You have a problem with a guy having his penis removed? He’s a chick, you asshole. God fucked up and made him a dude, but luckily we have the technology to fix that mistake. Why couldn’t he just be a drag queen? Well, for one, he needs to feel a penis inside him. No, his butt doesn’t count. He needs to feel a penis go in and out of his vagina—you know, like all women crave. That feeling of having your vagina fucked. It’s a primal urge, and to deny some woman this feeling just because she’s a dude is downright barbaric.

Haven’t you seen all the totally functional, happily married, normal trannies walking around? They aren’t all dead, you know. They sell flowers at the local village and bake pies for their scores of adopted children. They’re non-heteronormative. In fact, the only thing more normal than castrating yourself and taking tons of hormones to grow tits is chopping them off. Women who get double mastectomies and then have their cunts turned inside out are just righting a wrong. They need to have a weird cheese blintz-looking thing sticking out of their previous cooch because it feels way better than wearing a strap-on. Sure, the nerve endings aren’t the same as a real dick, but standing up to go pee pee is something these women were born to do. How dare you have a problem with that?

You will be totally comfortable when your daughter marries a post-op dude and you should have no problems with her smoking his blintz. When your dad tells you he is going to have his penis removed and thrown into a biowaste container at the hospital, your soul will become a placid lake of calm. “That’s totally normal, dad” you’llsay and begin to call him Mom2 from that day forward.

When Janet Mock appears on MSNBC and talks about growing up as a black chick, nobody’s going to bat an eye. We’ll all be totally comfortable with him retroactively rewriting history and putting a skirt on all his boyhood memories.

I kid. I kid. Of course it’s fucking unusual. We’re all transphobic. We aren’t blind. We see there are no old trannies. They die of drug overdoses and suicide way before they’re 40 and nobody notices because nobody knows them. They are mentally ill gays who need help, and that help doesn’t include being maimed by physicians. These aren’t women trapped in a man’s body. They are nuts trapped in a crazy person’s body. I see them on the streets of New York. They are guys with tits and a sweatshirt. They wear jeans and New Balance. “What’s the matter with simply being a fag who wears makeup?” I think when I see them. You’re not a woman. You’re a tomboy at best. Get fucked in the ass. And ladies, if you’re a butch lesbian, you’re a lady with a lot of testosterone. Put a dick on a belt and fuck your girlfriend. You don’t need to turn your vagina inside out. You’re not a man. You don’t even know what Turf Builder is.

By pretending this is all perfectly sane, you are enabling these poor bastards to mutilate themselves. This insane war on pronouns is about telling people what to do. It may empower you to shut down a school’s computer system because they phrased your gender wrong, but that’s just a game to you. To them, it’s a life-changing event that fucks them up. To fight against transphobia is to justify trannies. To justify trannies is to allow mentally ill people to mutilate themselves. When your actions are getting people mutilated, you’re at war with them.

It’s not great for women, either. Buying woman parts from a hospital and calling yourself a broad trivializes what it is to be a woman. Womanhood is not on a shelf next to wigs and makeup. Similarly, being a dude is quite involved. Ripping your vaginal canal out of your fly doesn’t mean you are going to start inventing shit and knowing how cement works. Being a man is awesome. So is being a woman. We should revere these creations, not revel in their bastardization. Being gay is a weird quirk that happens at birth. It’s like being an albino. If you’re born that way, you shouldn’t fight it. You don’t need to change who you are. In fact, doing so is sexist, misandrist, homophobic, and further damages the lives of the mentally ill.

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Haha I'm just imagining what kind of a pussy you'd have to be to get hurt by someone expressing concern about more vulnerable members of society. Like I don't generally do this kind of "oh no someone wants trans people to be treated fairly guess I better complain like a little bitch boy" thing that you people are known for because I have dignity and self-respect, but even if I did I have to think I'd feel especially pathetic here.

"Someone wants me to remember that trans women exist in the real world and might consider this kind of hurtful!" I'd whimper. "But what about my precious feelings! They're super fragile and I simply cannot bear for the feelings of a single other person to be respected without tantruming like the rancid piece of cringeanarchy that I am!"

I almost feel bad about laughing at people so fucking stupid that they don't realize they ought to be ashamed, but thankfully you shit demons barely count as human anymore so it's okay. Go ahead and start downvoting in impotent rage, now - my favorite part in all of this is watching you shamefully mashing away at the downvote arrow, crying out to yourself "why won't this make him stop saying mean things; doesn't he know this hurts our feelings?!" I'm just kidding - I wouldn't expect you fucksticks to know how to use a semicolon.

Edit - Look at all you pussies downvoting away. "This'll make the mean man stop!" you tell yourselves. "This'll make him stop saying such hurtful things about us! Why can't he just let us make fun of trans people in peace - doesn't he know that's all we have left to us?"

I'm not going to literally jerk off to the number of downvotes you've given, but I'm thinking about it. This feels fucking amazing.

2nd edit - I'm off to go hiking. I expect you sluts to spend the rest of the day replying to my comments in impotent rage, secretly fantasizing that you'll get one of my coveted replies but most likely failing to attract my attention. I know it's not your fault - "well you probably are trans and maybe even have autism!" is the best weapon you stupid shits can craft - but it's still pretty fucking pathetic. Here you cry out "notice me sempai!", but what am I to notice? What value have you brought?

I'll consider responding to a few more, but you sluts have to earn it. It's okay to work together - you can even ask for help like Voldemort did when he felt like he was in a little over his head. Really, I don't mind - I am explicitly encouraging you to go back to your little communities and brigade your asses back over here against me. Voldemort may be a giant pussy for crying for help, but he's not wrong - yall need it.

3rd edit - I'm back from my hike and it looks like you stupid bitches have been extra busy - I can only imagine how much effort you put into those replies! Will you be one of the lucky little boys to get a response? If not, it's probably because of how worthless you are - I mean look at some of the fuckwits I replied to and really understand that even they are more interesting to you. God damn that's pathetic, but I guess you're here for a reason so I shouldn't be surprised.

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Can't these people just fucking die already

Inshallah, soon brother

I suffer from toxic masculinity then because I’m a female bull ♉️

I'm Capricorn, that means we're compatible, baby.

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"RELIGION (except Islam) IS STUPID AND BIGOTED AND FRENCH REVOLUTION PART II!"

This article.

Bus astrology is like different? Sweetie thats such a taurus thing to say.

Not believing in astrology is called being a grownup with common sense

You’re just a hater (euphemism, “atheist”) of all things religious and all things magickal, tell me why I should care about your hateful opinion?

😂😂😂

magickal

magikal

magicarp

clearly you are transphobic

That's such a Virgo thing to say

How do you know that I am a Virgo? 👀

Answer right now. You're scaring me👐💣💥

astrology is a bit odd yknow given the earths gyroscopic procession which is about 360 degrees every 24,000 years if you think you were born under aries under the 'original' astrology of 400 odd bc, you were in fact born under pisces in the 1900s lolwtfbbq idiots everywhere

rly? That's so kewl to know. Now I have upgraded my arsenal against these people going from strategic bombers to nukes.

this but unironically

Western civilization's got to go.

hey hey

ho ho

It already has. Thats why this shit is happening.

i fucking hate this decade

Astrology's retarded, I'd be okay with a cutie who unironically believes in Shinto deities though.

Yeah but you want to fuck kids so no one cares what you think anymore, make a new alt and try to to disgust the gutter trash that calls this place a home.

I mean girls 14 and older aren't really kids anymore.

In the UK, at 16 a child is then considered an adult and able to make an informed choice to sleep with a creepy old pedo like you if they so wish to do so. At 14, you get locked up and become a victim of a spontanious nonce bashing, and perhaps a shower scene involving anal rape. In short, at 14 a person is still considered a child and you would be charged with it in the UK. I am aware in places like America each state has differing laws.

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I am not sure if this is a gimmick of yours or you are legit into kids. Either way, fuck off.

not every country is the UK

He said....in the Queens English no less

stimmt halt trotzdem

thank G-d

Not doing a Versailles II after WW2 was clearly a mistake.

Weeb trash 👉🚪

37% of burger femoids believe in Astrology.

The wage gap did nothing wrong tbh.

bitches roll over their newborn child with a 2006 honda civic and be like i cant help it im a gemini

If you think that that is bad, 67% of Russian women (and 4% of Russian men) regularly use the services of fortune tellers, and 93% of Russian citizens believe in fortune-telling or the occult.

No wonder their economy is smaller than Italy smh.

I don’t know what the deal with Slavs is. My Polish great aunt used to run around the house with a crucifix loudly praying whenever there was a thunderstorm.

Probably because of not industrializing until after the 20th century.

Could be. Chinese from the PRC are very superstitious too, even the middle- to upper-class ones.

The number 8. You skim through house price data in some parts of Nelboyrhe and see all this prices ending with 8s. This is because 8 is lucky to the Chinese.

The government has done as much as it can to stomp out any superstition besides the belief in Communism for a long time now. It hasn't worked that well.

Yeah, their film censorship standards are completely ridiculous. Nothing “supernatural” allowed, even including time travel.

Very true. It's weird because at one point there was also a prohibition on depicting ghosts, spirits, zombies, anything "undead" but there are still Chinese horror movies depicting those.

Russian women make up for it by being on average at least a 6, though.

What percentage of people believe in god?

surveys say that like 80% of americans believe in angels, burgers as a whole are just stupid.

Look up the history of JC Penny trying to reform their pricing model and tell me women don't fucking deserve the wage gap, they're completely retarded.

"And furthermore, alchemy is real too."

Astrology was the first choose your own "personality/gender".

Dumb foids are attracted to dumb stuff. Who knew?

Imagine building your reputation as a interesting and confident news source by sending journalists to the shitholes and warzones of the world, just to end up throwing it all away for that buzzfeed money.

meeting I thought went well, until my dad laughed in her face when she asked what his sign was and suggested that cancer signs typically struggled with appreciating music."

Based boomer

What retard tells their date's parent " oh you are a cancer? That means you have shit taste in music"

imagine being more retarded than a boomer

I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

Fuck, I am actually watching Mythbusters right now, creepy.

wow.... did not know you could do this...

Prediction: Within the next 4 years, Vice will run an article asking why so many more women than men are anti-vaxxers, and vaguely hinting that wanting every kid to get vaccinated is really part of the cis white heteropatriarchy.

Joe is a straight man in his twenties fictional character. Like many men, he passionately rejects astrology.

"It strips people of their uniqueness and reduces them to pigeonholed blocks of characteristics," he tells me. "I don't like being a real logic lord about it, on some 'I am the ultimate skeptic! Facts don't care about your feelings, compadre!' vibe. However, I do find it really fucking irritating, and the memes are all really annoying and I hate the self-aggrandisement of '[Star sign] season, bitches!'"

found a typo

I don't like being a real logic lord about it

FFS this backwards ass thought process of deriding 'experts' 'critical thinkers' and people who generally don't go with gut feelings and want to base their reactions on empirical data is getting out of hand.

Unless you give a straight man evidence of astrology being real, they're less likely to find it remotely interesting

hard to imagine how this sounded to her when she wrote it

apparantly these people think you have to

a) Have a penis

and

b) exclusively put it in women

in order to behave rationally and to understand the scientific method.

which is a huge slap in the face to women and LGBT scientists

I don’t know any gay men who believe in star signs. Isn’t it just the part of the paper you read out loud to have a laugh?

The one gay man I know well who started believing in this also wanted to chop his penis off around the same time.

:thinking:

And here I thought it was because fags and broads was stupid.

Queers.

Proably kust mean nonbinary pansexual lesbians

I wish I can get paid for shitposting.

Not believing in bullshit is hateful, how is that a new message from that kind?

At least they aren't drinking their own cum in this one I guess?

Every vice article is a metaphorical exhibition of cum sipping.

"After the initial stages of 'getting to know you', it became apparent that she was quite into her spiritual side: short of a nose piercing and a gap year spent in India, she was a paid-up member of the horoscope crew, with a little smattering of tarot reading and general warnings to 'watch out for karma'," says Laurie, 29, from London. "At first I quite enjoyed it: as a spiritually bankrupt man it was nice having some direction to consider in my life beyond the deep-set, middle-class guilt I'd had bullied into me at school. She met my parents – a meeting I thought went well, until my dad laughed in her face when she asked what his sign was and suggested that cancer signs typically struggled with appreciating music."

Who the fuck names his son Laurie?

Hugh Laurie's dad?

No, wait, that doesn't work.

Similar to why all of them care about personality profile "I'm a INTP not my fault I spend all my money"

If I am on a date, and they start that "I am INPP so this is how I see things" I fucking glass them in the face, and spit on them as they roll around on the floor crying and bleeding. Then I say "listen here you cunt, I think that shit is stupid, and I don't really understand it, and its just a hallmark of a stupid cunt with daddy issues, GOOD DAY!" And I leave. Sometimes I settle the check, you know, progressive and shit.

Joe Pesci?

Nah just made it up. Slip me some gabapentin and i am away for hours.

as an IFNP this hurt my feelers a little 😔

Vice: voted less cool than Sunglass Hut.

"If you try to bring up that shit with me, I'll think you're a mindless bimbo," Tom, 25, London

Probably one of the only correct statements in this article lmao.

And what's interesting is that this author would probably shit on religion when chr*stcucks use it to cope, but when it's astrology & lgbt people / cishet womyn it's okay.

It's very obvious that the g*ssy who wrote this actually & unironically believes in astrology. See the quotation below:

"Astrology is a natural, intuitive way of telling time, and women are more in tune with nature," Randon continues. "Men, however, are builders who work with the material world. Unless you give a straight man evidence of astrology being real, they're less likely to find it remotely interesting."

In other words, Randon thinks men might be more likely to be immediately dismissive, while women might feel something out.

Randon isn't saying men are immediately dismissive you tard. If you check for evidence, and there's literally not a slight hint of it, and then you dismiss it, that's not "immediate". And it's also not "feeling something out" when it's physically proven it's not real.

Pseudo-sciences smh.

"If you try to bring up that shit with me, I'll think you're a mindless bimbo," Tom, 25, London

You literally can not find anything wrong with Tom's statement, other than the fact Bimbo's are usually hot (for some people) whereas Astrofags are usually disgusting.

Vice = ♍

I don’t believe in that shite, although I think that’s only because Virgo’s are naturally skeptical.

So thots love astrology because their dads hate it and also its a way out of a logical argument that you're losing with your boyfriend? Got it.

Can someone who knows about this stuff tell us what sign I should identify as in order to more quickly drive away any astrologycels who start talking to me?

there are actually 3 “branches” of astrology, and this is also what adds to the confusion about new astrology dates: ..

The constellational Zodiac—a modern invention that includes the star sign Ophiuchus and the supposed new zodiac dates (the "new" NASA zodiac sign dates)

Pro tip: Most astrologers don’t even consider the Constellation Zodiac, which the NASA star signs would fall under, *to be accurate or legitimate *

A legitimate statment from a bonafide asyrology defending her work from an NASA article about earth wobble. Proably also sells pots and kettles

>not relying on astrological correspondences to set up your own alchemical lab and pursue the philosopher’s stone

The virgin vice astrologer vs the chad hermetic adept

If you try to bring up that shit with me, I'll think you're a mindless bimbo

Where is he wrong?

being a dumbass who supports a pseudoscience scam to own the patriarchy

What a classic Pisces thing to do! 🤣

"If you try to bring up that shit with me, I'll think you're a mindless bimbo," Tom, 25, London).

I am Tom.

This shit is why we drink.

I am more than a symbol. Fuck off.

If you believe in astrology you're a fucking retard

VICE's channel geared towards women and the LGBTQ community, gets a huge amount of traffic from astrological features and horoscopes.

"We like it because it gets clicks"

I started an astragalomancy college and only women and LGBTS registered but I'm gonna be rich biaach!

Cant get rich from woman due to the wage gap. How big is the G part of LGBT they do earn 10% more than breeders

Why does vice think all woman and trans are so pathetic?

Tagged:Millennials, new age bullshit

they don't have to believe it, they just need clicks and ad views

Think about it from Vice's perspective.

People who are gullible enough to believe astrology are more likely to trust Vice's reporting and they have to protect their dwindling reader base. 🧐

vice are just buzzfeed disguised as professional

Am a queer woman. I think astrology is interesting and all but I'm not basing my life around it. Because it's bullshit.

Why is it intresting then?

Cause you can make up your own horoscopes and people actually believe them.

Also Aries people better avoid anything that resembles a duck today or else they will have misfortune.

Oh yeah, totally. Never mind all the women who think it's bullshit. Never mind that horoscopes are noticeably vague and STILL wrong a lot of the time. Totally just misogynistic men who hate it.

Why Straight Men Hate Astrology

Because it’s bullshit?

I'm really starting to understand why old villages shunned people who didn't follow Christ.

This is special on an entirely new level. Essentially 'gays and girls can't do rational or reality'. Vice needs to go away.

Havethey ever talked about toxic femininity?

you can never be too much of a bitch, at least according to these people.... and probably r/Drama

I dont believe astrology because its retarded and so is vice.

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Lol This article is an odd read. She has a bigoted opinion, but here supporting information really points more towrads being upset in the social enviornment we live in.

Calling straight men a bunch of names is fine, but the rest of the article should support it. The only thing she supported is that at a young age women and men are taught different things are "womanly" and "manly" by....You guess it. Their parents - a group that includes women.

also, Wasn't Galileo the first astrologer?

Nope. Astrologers have been around since before Christ. He wasn't the first astronomer either; just the first to use a telescope.

well TIL. I still hate this article.

The world could definitely do without anyone who believes in or follows astrology unironically.

women and fags cling to pseudoscience that makes them feel good, news at 6

I have an aversion to journalists who mix up 'adverse' and 'averse'.

It's kind of ironic how these SJWs are actually the people who constantly assume genders and sexual orientations. I'm a tranny but repressing it because I believe in traditional Christian values, but I'm sure to SJWs I look like just another cishet astrology-hating man. The word "queer" really just refers to people with certain personality traits.

Must. Resist. Baiiiiiiitttt.

Imagine believing astrology offers community and refuge

I love how innate differences between men and women are only acceptable to note when women are given more flattering traits and men are given descriptors like “spiritually bankrupt”

Men literally invented astrology then got o er it once they invented science.

Kinda like America still uses the 'imperial' system of measures from the empire they rebelled against 200 years ago.

Ugh. This is HARAM and non kosher.

I’m a non-straight man and I hate astrology. Does my token opinion count now?