I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Imagine unironically browsing /r/Drama on a Saturday night

Good thing I'm doing it ironically 😎

Imagine browsing r/drama for free.

Good thing I'm doing it from work.

You browsing this while working the corner?

Worse. Im redditing while getting paid with tax payers dollars.

Fuck this cold it's miserable. Being sick sucks.

Yeah sureeee, that's the only reason you're not out partying it up 😉

Get well soon bb. 😘

You lie. Gussy aren't human and are unable to get sick

Sleeping scares me because I always have dreams about having an unmiserable life.

This has unironically become a huge problem for me lately. I'll be in a dream where I'm a spy or I'm about to break out of a POW camp or something, and then the goddamn alarm tells me that I should I wake up and brush my teeth and stuff. James Bond never has to brush his teeth.

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