Cleveland Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head coaching job

6  2018-11-18 by froibo

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Speaking as a Browns fan, this is about the Brownsiest thing the Browns could do.

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Isn't Cleveland such a magical place?

The Browns future actually look bright, but then you hear some dumb shit like this and get reminded "oh yeah, Browns gonna Browns"

As much as the Browns admire Rice -- she attends some of their games and was spotted on the field with owners Dee and Jimmy Haslam before Cleveland's game in Oakland on Sept. 30 -- she admires them.

Wow, she sounds really qualified to be an NFL head coach.

Remember a few years back they almost had her as like head of lcollege football in this country?

Apparently she is like the George Soros of football. Shes behind everything. That's the only way to explain why she is being considered one of the best football experts of all time with not a single ounce of proof.

That's the only way to explain why she is being considered one of the best football experts of all time with not a single ounce of proof.

Let's not go overboard here. I'm pretty sure if I applied to be head coach of the Browns, they'd reject me as overqualified since I was a varsity athelete in a different sport almost 20 years ago.

Really? I had heard Ranilen never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

House league spare at best, that Ranilen.

Shutup bigot!

Ok this has to be fake news

Some people are speculating that there was some miscommunication and they are actually interested in interviewing her for commissioner, which actually sense.

That makes a lot more sense. Regardless if you hate her past political ties, she's a very intelligent woman. Her biggest mistake was not fucking Ghadaffi and bringing her reign to Libya.

Win two games and ya start gettin' cocky

Hey, they are up to 3!

As a Raiders fan their win count has been a source of agony for me.

Same, but what can you expect? "New" coach, traded away Mack, etc. I give em two years before they're competitive again.

Only 9 more seasons of Gruden.

Imagine being the Browns and thinking the Bush administration is competent by comparison.

"Hi Condoleeza, what exactly qualifies you to coach a professional football team?"

"Well, I dated a professional football player back in the 70s."

No, that isn't made up, that's as close as she has been to professional football.

She helped destroy an entire sovereign nation. I'm sure she can handle fucking up one measly NFL team.

Making the Browns worse would be pretty damn impressive.

She was on the college football playoff committee. Hiring her as a coach makes 0 sense, but she would do well in some sort of administrative role like team president imo.

she would be a great nfl commissioner. I mean if you want to out SJW the NBA but also want to still appear super tough and American and conservative what better way to do that then to hire a former secretary of state who helped fuck up an entire country for no reason and is also a black woman

Because she has proven he worth time and time again leading teams on the gridiron.

From a football perspective this would be the most retarded thing the browns have ever done and this is about a team that went 1-31 over that past two seasons