This reads like something a wasted sorority chick would write in a yearbook. We can observe the complete absence of any moral framework or intellectual ability in this one sample of writing.

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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Captain Obvious saves the day with a B R A V E statement once again!

What if we raked the fires though 🤔?

What if we raked the terrorists setting the fires?

“I think everybody’s seen the light, and I don’t think we’ll have this again to this extent. We’re going to have to work quickly,” Trump said. “But a lot of people are very much — there’s been a lot of study going on over the last little while, and I will say I think you’re going to have — hopefully this is going to be the last of these because this was a really, really bad one.”

This, but unironically

Is this like the 4th time Trump has tried to lie about his discussions with other world leaders only to be called a liar by them directly after?

Q predicted this.

It’s pretty obvious Trump is calling for the Day of The Rake. Finally, we can exterminate the Canadians and make North America great again.

Politico lol

Cope lol

Imagine thinking that clearing the dead brush in old growth Forests is the right thing to do, that literally genocides species.

As usual Daddy is playing 4D chess. By telling Californians to clear their forests he is really trying to get them to cause bigger and deadlier fires that wipe out the whole state.

This but unironically

In Trumps head

That Finland guy... he said something about forests. They probably rake all their leaves up so there's no fires.

Trump to nearest aid: They don't have massive fires like this in Finland do they?

Nearest Aid: No sir, they do not, because.... (trump stops listening)

In trumps head

Just tell em Finland doesn't have this problem cause they rake their stuff. That'll solve it. Finland is white people, white people like me. Finland is scared of upsetting 'Murica, they won't argue. They probably import all their square Wendy's burgers from us. They can't risk messing that up.