You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Made me chuckle tbh

>corny reddit humor

>made you chuckle

damn didn't know Ed was a numale

Pls don't be mean like this to me https://i.imgur.com/LPLTtIh.png 😿

Take the Black Pill, brother.

God I wish my parents would send me to a therapist they know im fucked up and "suck it up" is not a solution

Therapists are great but they're hit and miss due to their methods, if you see one and itn doesn't click, try another

Luckily you're here on /r/drama, a totally healthy and supportive environment.

I’ll be your therapist.

Seriously though at least you have a good mentality. My brother needs to see a therapist and refuses.

I cut my wrists bruh

Don’t do that you’ll bleed.

buy a gun and go to the shooting range. It's a good way to blow off some steam

I wish I could nut just by talking to someone. Jerking off is a chore. After I'm done my legs hurt, hands are tired and the high lasts only a couple of minutes. I'm looking into prostate play atm.

do kegel exercises, handless nutting is not as hard as you'd think

Do you do it 8 time a day or something, wtf?

> being in such great shape you can jack off without suffering exhaustion symptoms

> Being an /r/drama poster

Choose 1

I can jack off several times a day without getting exhausted. I feel like a total fucking loser piece of shit if I do though.

And I am, by definition, an r/drama poster

How the fuck are they managing to be even more pathetic than Incels?

r/ForeverAlone are larval incels.

👆🤣

Huh, there I was thinking it'd be a menslib post.

Dude, fapping is one of the best exercises you can do to control your sexual urges. I fap atleast 5 times a week to keep my wild side on check. I've realized that when i dont, i get more depressed than what i already am and i get some serious mood swings. Eating good food, fapping to porn, playing video games and sleeping well, will keep you balanced {doesn't have to be video games, just anything u enjoy doing}.

This is why they are forever along folks.

MFW my male patient grunts and the room starts to smell like cum

🤔🤔🤔

🤮🤮🤮

the room

jesus christ how heinous is your jizz?

I'm a chick, it's like opening an extra-large can of Chicken of the Sea

wash your cunt

No.

well i never

necromatriarch

wash your cunt

🤔

No.

🤔

cunt

necro

🤔😨🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

You're grounded!

Ofc it is an idiot who listens no nofap.

Because abstinence definitely works.