is it really either of those things? shouldn't you celebrate today by holding in all your poop and pee until tomorrow? toilets get a paid holiday if i'm not mistaken.

toilets are deities in india

You gotta piss in the sink and really celebrate your freedom, shout out to /r/sinkpissers

By destroying mine.

What kind of shitter do you have that your turd is circling around in it?

The good ol' patriotic american toilet kind that uses an economical 15.8 gallons per flush with a bowl wide and deep enough to drown a child of up to 2 years.

It’s not a real toilet unless you can drown a man in it.

I washed my hole with my bidet.

There is no better investment.

I like to imagine giant sewer snakes 🐍 are barfing projectile cummies 💦💦 at my bussy 💩 while I masturbate and then I quickly jump up and shoot cummies 💦💦 right back at them 😄😄😄

P.S: fuck ur cakeday 👎

took four 20 minute dumps at work

blaze it

i too game on my phone at work.

Okay, neckbeard 🙄

thank you for your service

Why does the gender of peace need it's own international day anyways?

They celebrated with another active shooter situations. Probably gang violence since it was in Chicago's South Side but it still counts and male on male violence.

Nothing to start the day off like a good old rousing round of male on male violence.

gang violence

Ahh one of our fondest pastimes. Glad the lads are out making the most of the day!

Wait I thought it was international women’s day.

I was going to piss in a hookers mouth and have the best of both worlds (I’m in Vegas for the week, what do ‘normal’ non-gambling people du?).

I pooed.

On street of course. Pajeet.

Rood

If you don't like the term "pajeet", I can also use the term "niggerchink". So, "pajeet" or "niggerchink"?

I'm a lard tyvm

An indian-american

REEEEEEEEEEEE

I licked the rim.

posting is my praxis

Very carefully

I read /r/drama

it’s also international men’s day

Isn’t that the same thing?

I did some serious manspreading

Shades of /u/masterlawlz right here.

I kissed my local street

t. indian

As my birthday....