You should have sued and got him to make some settlement like the tobacco companies did. Every copy of Minecraft has a "may cause autism" warning and there's a $10 million fund to promote drama.
I canβt imagine celebrating the longevity of such a shitty subreddit. If you guys Really cared about the laffs, surely youβd be a part of some website that isnβt the butt of its own joke.
Your dad literally took away your ability to ping people. Is that what youβre celebrating?
URGENT CONTRACT POSITION STARTING ACROSS THE COUNTRY NEXT WEEK! OUTLANDISH JOB REQUIREMENTS AND NO SALARY LISTED! PLEASE RESPOND AS I'M CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO PROVIDE 12 APPLICANTS!
Seems like just yesterday this guyβs SRD mods were writing long screeds in private chats about why heβs a shitty head mod and should step down and he said βlol no.β
/r/drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. They all are the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. They all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with their own. They feel for people like Colby Klaus in the middle of his psychotic episode about gamergate, because they're one step away from being there themselves.
If they all just applied themselves, their parents wouldn't be as disappointed as they think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All these people care about are terrible memes and party parrots. Imagine what their grandmothers would think if they saw the shit they were posting. Do they think they would love how they spend theif days laughing at the misfortune of others?
If they all just applied themselves, maybe, just possibly, one day they will reach the potential that all their elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, they should keep shitposting their lives away, trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.
94 comments
1 recriminology 2018-11-20
Happy anniversary. Have you posted bussy yet?
1 WarSanchez 2018-11-20
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-20
plz clap
1 WarSanchez 2018-11-20
ππ»
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-20
ππΏ ππΏ ππΏππΏ ππΏ
1 WarSanchez 2018-11-20
Oh we BPT now?
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-20
No, we have actual black people here.
1 MissionNobody 2018-11-20
Do we really? I thought we only had Jews and queers?
1 Kiru-Kokujin23 2018-11-20
pγγblyγο½
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-20
I identify as Sammy Davis Junior
1 RollBread 2018-11-20
Who play EVE. Womp womp.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-20
ππΎππ½ππΎππ½ππΎππ½ππΎ
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-20
You already have it you filthy shaft gargler
1 pepperouchau 2018-11-20
School shooter appreciation day*
1 OnionBits 2018-11-20
How much dick have enemy powermods sucked in 10 years?
Spoiler: A lot
1 Lehk 2018-11-20
not as much as we sucked
1 Prysorra2 2018-11-20
Not mine. Thank god.
1 mydramaaccount 2018-11-20
unironically celebrating anniversaries
what am I, a woman?
1 MySecretPostOffice 2018-11-20
No, you're just a Jehovah's Witness.
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-20
epic π
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-20
Ann is an oldie.
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-20
but a goodie!
1 lickedTators 2018-11-20
...ehhhh
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-20
Let's not say things we might regret later.
1 Awayfone 2018-11-20
At first I did not find Jar jar binks bad
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-11-20
its been 9 you fucking unironic retard
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-20
its my cake day nerd.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-11-20
no one cares about you i'm talking about r/drama
1 modern_rabbit 2018-11-20
Let's all celebrate by not shitposting for 24 hours.
1 StezzerLolz 2018-11-20
^ the fuck? how does this have upvotes? r we being infiltrated or what?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-20
if shitposting is expected than isn't seriousposting and effortposting the real shitposts?
1 StezzerLolz 2018-11-20
no.
1 GamingRebel29 2018-11-20
Ayooo itβs my cake day too nerd
1 loli_esports 2018-11-20
created by [deleted]a community for 9 years
1 DistortedDiscordia 2018-11-20
The OP is referring to their account.
1 JenkemStyle 2018-11-20
π΄π΄π΄
1 telomwe 2018-11-20
re24
1 Kat_B0T 2018-11-20
How long has it been since ping?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-11-20
Too fucking long
1 badukbingepurge 2018-11-20
Where were you when ping was kill?
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-11-20
I was sat at home eating bussy butter when snallygaster ring
'ping is Jill's
'no'
1 alphetasauce 2018-11-20
Get pinging back or wrangle up some cows for us
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-20
I approved this post.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-20
I reported your comment.
1 Redactor0 2018-11-20
Thanks, I don't know what we'd do without your leadership.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-20
Die of masturbation-related dehydration, I suspect.
1 Redactor0 2018-11-20
Thanks, bro. I don't get enough compliments about how dedicated I am in pursuit of the things I care about.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-20
I approved this comment.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-11-20
I'll rustle your jimmy.
1 dudeWares 2018-11-20
Why doesn't Notch have full perms?
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-20
Because heβs a whiney mayo bitch?
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-11-20
Why won't /u/xNotch buy reddit and allow us to ping again? Also, fire all the admins and make us the admins.
1 Quietus42 2018-11-20
The present admins are dumb enough already.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-20
Because the last time he had full perms he vandalized the shit out of the sub. Funny, but annoying.
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-20
Couldnβt you sell the sub to Minecraft fans then?
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-20
I'd prefer to sell YouTubers to slavers tbh.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-20
You'd have to pay the slaver to take them more like
1 Redactor0 2018-11-20
You should have sued and got him to make some settlement like the tobacco companies did. Every copy of Minecraft has a "may cause autism" warning and there's a $10 million fund to promote drama.
1 Bigbewmistaken 2018-11-20
just fucking end it already mate
1 otherwiseyep 2018-11-20
Heyo! This post is officially certified π―% drama-free!!!
1 couponsaver 2018-11-20
Ah r/drama, where tripfags get put out to pasture
I canβt imagine celebrating the longevity of such a shitty subreddit. If you guys Really cared about the laffs, surely youβd be a part of some website that isnβt the butt of its own joke.
Your dad literally took away your ability to ping people. Is that what youβre celebrating?
Only white people would take it THIS far....
1 ragnathorn 2018-11-20
You're ugly
1 goderator200 2018-11-20
meh, you could be doing better.
1 Zook 2018-11-20
Only 10?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-20
Is this your LinkedIn
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-20
I don't see enough recruiter spam for that to be true
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-20
URGENT CONTRACT POSITION STARTING ACROSS THE COUNTRY NEXT WEEK! OUTLANDISH JOB REQUIREMENTS AND NO SALARY LISTED! PLEASE RESPOND AS I'M CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO PROVIDE 12 APPLICANTS!
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-20
And yet they never want to provide a kickback for applying, even when I explain my different fake applicant service levels.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-20
I might try this just to see if it'll get them to leave me alone
1 seenten 2018-11-20
reddit and LinkedIn accounts should be mandatorily linked
1 Kelkymcdouble 2018-11-20
One is more likely to off themselves on their birthday. Here's to statistics π
1 NNewtoma 2018-11-20
If my account is still active after 10 years I will off myself.
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-20
4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years!
1 grungebot5000 2018-11-20
wow what a loser
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-11-20
Holy shit 10 years. But why would you be on this site for so long
1 bifflewall 2018-11-20
That's impossible, you're a girl
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-20
You're old, pal. Very old
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-11-20
Humans will celebrate anything.
1 Tell_them_to_shrug 2018-11-20
Seems like just yesterday this guyβs SRD mods were writing long screeds in private chats about why heβs a shitty head mod and should step down and he said βlol no.β
1 FamousM1 2018-11-20
Favorite /r/Drama memory?
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-20
When we hit like 500 users and someone approached me saying plz let me help you mod. And I said you nice so ok.
Also Colby 2012. I think about that poor dog a lot.
1 Awayfone 2018-11-20
Who was this beggar?
1 capsicumshot 2018-11-20
It was international menβs day???β!!??
WHY DORSNT ABYEWNE CARE ABOUT THE RIFGTFS OF MEN?!!!?! MANOCIDE
1 Manchu_Fist 2018-11-20
The fact that anyone can keep a account for 10 years without deleting or totally tarnishing it is amazing to me. I'm on like number 3 now!
1 trilateral1 2018-11-20
Yeah but like the first 5 years the sub was empty
1 ason 2018-11-20
Pour one out for BOOC, Velvet Llama, Jewdank, and the other valuable degenerates we've lost along the way.
1 jruss71 2018-11-20
Ladies and gentlemen
a toast
1 double-happiness 2018-11-20
10 years eh? Surely this is the perfect occasion for the /r/Drama/ mods to keep themselves safe.
1 Tetragrade 2018-11-20
/r/drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. They all are the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. They all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with their own. They feel for people like Colby Klaus in the middle of his psychotic episode about gamergate, because they're one step away from being there themselves.
If they all just applied themselves, their parents wouldn't be as disappointed as they think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All these people care about are terrible memes and party parrots. Imagine what their grandmothers would think if they saw the shit they were posting. Do they think they would love how they spend theif days laughing at the misfortune of others?
If they all just applied themselves, maybe, just possibly, one day they will reach the potential that all their elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, they should keep shitposting their lives away, trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.
1 LongPostBot 2018-11-20
I've known more coherent downies.
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1 GunOfSod 2018-11-20
Noob
1 sodiepopfascism 2018-11-20
Jesus Christ youve been on this fucking site for ten years, how low has your depression fallen.
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-20
Routinem
1 sodiepopfascism 2018-11-20
Your telling me i can explain away a man consistently eating his own shit every year for a decade with "humans are creatures of habit"